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I thought about y'all on the way to work today. There was an 18 wheeler in the ditch, looked like he took a right turn too sharp. On the side of the trailer it said Dawn and had a big round orange sun rising behind it.
 
That's quite a story.


I certainly hope that no tits were injured in that accident, because that would be . . . tragic. Yes, that's the word.


Egregious, even. I wonder what name they call the meter to measure it. The Egregiosity Meter. Egregiousness??? A damn shame, surely.


Always a pleasure to see you . . . . :)


 
Happy FAPtastic Friday, just not here. Payday was Wednesday.


We all thank Allah for his mercies and great blessing that the storm has made its way though here, leaving cooler and dryer weather. Shit back at the hometown ain't lookin' so sporty as all of that,however. They got a lot of rain and wind. Lotsa no electricity areas and some flooding.


The allergies stuff is still hanging around, but the amount of dust in yesterday afternoon's environment might have had a bit to do with that, too. Nose kepta running, all night long . . . . :rolleyes:


But the coffee is another winner this morning, so . . . .


 
Morning Wat, heya Sam.

There are days I feel like a semi in a ditch. Hard to get moving. :)

It's going to be a wet weekend hera-about's with a lot of out-of-towner's driving around so all in all a good weekend to stay close to home.
 
There was a thing on the local news, which I saw by accident, about a fire truck responding to an accident on the beltway getting plowed into by a semi, killing a fireman.


I can get moving. I just don't move for as fast or as long as I used to.


And we cannot agree to focus. The other two guys - my "equals" - want to talk shit to death. We're so fucking far past that, we need to hit it and knock it the motherfuck out. Make a decision and do it. We'll talk later.


Perhaps I have an overactive sense of urgency . . . .

 
Yeah, I've worked with folks like that in the past. They want to sit around and "conceptualize." I sometimes think that THEY think that if they conceptualize enough the job will magically get done without their ever having to raise a finger. Maybe that's their whole point.

Looks like I'm going to be honing that shotgun chamber out myself. No big deal, just the consequence of someone asking way more than the job's worth. Probably a good time to knock out another AR receiver too.
 
Yeah, conceptualize. My idea is, how about conceptualizing your lazy ass getting to work and knocking some shit out.


Of course, when Wat says things like that, and he does, then he has to fight everybody who gots deir widdle feewers hurt because Wat was mean-n-cruel to them. I'm reminded that Jesus hates a pussy. Just like Litlibs . . . .


Even the truth makes it worser.


So, since there are plenty of weasels to see, and since they'll want to conceptualize being seen and since the truth is, that's horse shit, Wat is off to give the weasels a viewing . . . perhaps before a viewing . . . . :mad:


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they may just be talking it all out because they aren't you're equal and need to know how you're doing it so they can look smart

this was a 4 day week for me and probably the longest I've had all year, hearing similar stories from others
 
Off to the Friday AM breakfast meeting and debriefing. Gotta make sure ICE met it's deportation quota this week. :D
 
*chuckle*

I'm going to be cremated and placed in it. :cool:

AJ, I'll donate $100 to the charity of your choosing if you let me push your body into the incinerator and push the button to fire it up at your funeral home.....

....and I'll pay double if you're still breathing.

#AssesToAshes
#BurnBabyBurn
 
Home. What a ball we had. We got our attic shit knocked all the fuck out. That bitch is toast. Got the trim shit done in the first breezeway. Knucklehead had done a lot of it, but we sorted out his fuck-ups and did a couple of things that weren't in his scope, mostly so he won't waste time whinging like the bitch he is.


The $64 question is, will the cunt come in tomorrow? All I know is, he'd better. His goose is already well done with this PM.


The "lead" super may be next on the short list there, too.


I'ma sit here for a minute, think about the jack handle in the Intensive Care Bear's paw, and then I'll shave-n-bathe and tart up a bit because I know where Dawn will be in an hour or so . . . .


 
He's hot on the trail it seems. He still should have brought her a Tee-shirt or something. Make a move Wat.
 
Yeah, one that says, "Big Tits Live Here".


Hmmm, no.


I may ask her if she's eaten and see if she'd like to go grab something afterward.


She probably already has, so what's the point anyway??? :( Fuck it, I 'll ask anyway. The worst in it for me is coming home and eating this can o' soup. Alone . . . . :rolleyes:


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One of the movie tricks that was used to get a dog to lick the actor on the ear was to stuff their ear full of liverwurst. :D
 
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