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[WoundedKnee]

As Neal Boortz says: If she has a Florida License Plate and she smokes, she does anal too.

 

[Endrura]

If all else fails, ask younger eyes to read it.

It is too hot to do much outside right now, even the pups didn't want to deal it. The house is quiet and all is calm. This is just what I needed

An Edit because I was on clickbait and found a response to the earlier Florida comment


https://vifunow.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/funny-pictures-4.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe the gator is a gay inter-species-ist.


I'm sure that their lives matter, too.


The grass got cut - finally. There be sweatin'.


Off for a shower and outta here to see a couple of folks.


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[Wat_Tyler]

Home.


So far, the rain is ducking us.


We're certainly not dodging it.


We're not chryslering it either . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

Still no rain.


The radar shows storms tracking to the north.


It's not like it didn't rain plenty last week.


And the week before.


http://i.imgur.com/cfEs0KW.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh yeah, today makes 5 years of no smokie.


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[Wat_Tyler]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d3595b6f4a5a247436c9fafb19a4174/tumblr_p96ly7dcH31tckb3io1_500.jpg


https://78.media.tumblr.com/1dcb3f655506ca98963a4483fa44281a/tumblr_o4a0j6tjKY1t0ht7lo1_1280.jpg


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[WoundedKnee]

I see that much art on a young woman and all I can think about is, "What will that canvas look like in 40-50 years..."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


She'll look like the Korean war vets hawt mamasan tat that sagged down his forearm and those other things he got that all ran together, too. I hate the look of old tats. Now, the new tats look to be sharper and done with a finer needle and maybe better ink, so maybe they'll stay in shape longer. And maybe they won't.


Looks like t-storms all week, but we seem to have gotten cheated out of ours last night.


So it could be a bit of biking in my day today. Motorcycle. Harley fucking Davidson!!!


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[Que]

https://i.imgur.com/IcsU9p8.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/IcsU9p8.mp4

 

[Endrura]

We expected nothing last night but around midnight there was thunder, a sudden downpour and lots of scrambling to pull fans from the windows

As for the lady with the tats, at 40-50 she will look like she had a happy life that she lived her way.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e2/0e/b2/e20eb264608ffe1331c66d556f90677c.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

To each his/her own.


But the dog got gypped on the treats.


Churches have a better grade of folks in them during the week anyway . . . .


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[Super-Surprise]

http://xxxpornozone.com/xxx/big-natural-tits-huge-boobs.jpg

 

[bellisarius]

^^^^That girl is going to have back problems later in life.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If I'm not mistaken, there are several versions of her kicking around the web, and that is one of the more . . . inflated . . . versions.


I think. I absolutely will not research it, because that's exactly how much fuck I give.


I think that biking will happen shortly . . .


because I do give a fuck about that. Motorcycle. Harley fucking Davidson, motherfuckers!!!


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[WoundedKnee]

Busy morning.
Need to get to opening the pool, but first, I need to fix some lunch.

This board is really filling up with stupid and I blame President Trump. He owes us now...

 

[Que]

You know that you have shivved the right people deeply, when even Frodo makes a reference to something that I said in this thread even though Frodo never acknowledges ever even being in this thread.

I've for years chosen to work 12 hours a day 6 days a week although I've shifted that to 5 days a week to spend an extra day per week with the small one for the summer, who is responding well to some separate structure. I mention a day that I simply didn't feel like getting up and doing anything (a privilege I could grant myself at any time given that I'm entirely self-employed and have been so for the better part of 3 years) and BobsDownSouth, CreampieSlinger, and Phrodeau all leap on that with glee.

Apparently, I have hurt their feelings. Sad!

 

[Que]

Busy morning.
Need to get to opening the pool, but first, I need to fix some lunch.

This board is really filling up with stupid and I blame President Trump. He owes us now...

There are two new (probably recycled) twits that chirp along with Robs Skiddles alt. It's weird that his Skiddles is now the "smart" one.

I've noticed with every Android that I get it has different characteristics on how it handles voice to text and autocorrect. This one is the most persistent one on autocorrect I've ever had I keep having to go back and retype things that I specifically typed in and changed back and it insists on changing back.

It didn't like "twits."

I don't either.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Without a keyboard, I am helpless.
As big as my hands and fingers are, typing on a phone is pretty much out of the question and I hate talking on the phone, let alone talking to a phone.

 

[von_Bismarck]

There are two new (probably recycled) twits that chirp along with Robs Skiddles alt. It's weird that his Skiddles is now the "smart" one.

God damn! This is some funny shit.

How does Wounded_AJ feel about you inviting your internet enemies into Wat's precious safe space??

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Busy morning.
Need to get to opening the pool, but first, I need to fix some lunch.

This board is really filling up with stupid and I blame President Trump. He owes us now...

Fr00d00oo is here for the tits, I reckon.


Looks like Trump is going to be paying off really soon. This was in my inbox:

New TRUMP Deal: $40,983 per taxpayer…

Thanks be to Allah for all of his mercies, blessings, and beneficence, and to Teh Donald for sending money most likely as an Obama-inspired kickback.


I'm imagining thanking both Teh Allah and Teh Donald for a lovely new-to-me '68 Roadrunner.


https://dealeraccelerate-all.s3.amazonaws.com/fastlane/images/1/3/1/5/1315/42966_af616c3b1a08_low_res.jpg


And some upholstery, too . . . .


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[Que]

Under the old system that I was contracting for I had to stay within certain geographical constraints and was bored on a Saturday morning and needing parts for my Honda. I Googled for a salvage yard that would be within the geographical constraints that I had decided to park my butt in and found one and only one junkyard. It had nothing but muscle cars. Some of which were more or less intact and for sale whole. I really should revisit that

I'll let you know if I run across a rust-free 68 Roadrunner.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wait until I get my Donald Money, please.


Super Bees are fine, too. Some rust is okay, too. They make new body panels so that you can almost build one from scratch.


I think they made a lot more Roadrunners, tho'. Truth is, a 1969 would be fine, too. Just a 383 and a 4-speed. I'll take care of the hopped up oversize engine all by my lonesome.


It's not like I don't have a stack of spare blocks around here, after all.


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[Que]

Wait until I get my Donald Money, please.


Super Bees are fine, too. Some rust is okay, too. They make new body panels so that you can almost build one from scratch.


I think they made a lot more Roadrunners, tho'. Truth is, a 1969 would be fine, too. Just a 383 and a 4-speed. I'll take care of the hopped up oversize engine all by my lonesome.


It's not like I don't have a stack of spare blocks around here, after all.


https://78.media.tumblr.com/4eed5cb9c9a5bbe95b801bb7d4d81e49/tumblr_ox361sBFgX1taha46o1_1280.jpg

A classmate of mine put a gen-yoo-wine b-body of the supper variety into the wall at the local strip. He got the car with no engine in it originally and put a 440 wedge in it.

I didn't inquire about prices but with these are very much unrestored. They might even be in your price range pre-government money.

 

[WoundedKnee]

I want some Trump muscle-car money too!




I'd settle for a nice Chevy II Nova with a decent motor and power train.
Then again, since I like to drive slow, maybe an early Impala with the shocks and dingle balls...