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[Wat_Tyler]

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[SpeareChucker]

We got hit with the cold snap too. I wasn't prepared for it. I'm still not.

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning.

We're still in the mid 30 nights to mid 60 day cycle. But that looks to be changing tomorrow night. Snow is forecast and we drop into the mid 20 nights to mid 50 days. I'm all winterized so nothing for me to do regarding the weather. I should probably check my cables though just to make sure they're ready to go if needed.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm winterized and got the upstairs A/C out of the window yesterday.
The roses still have color, but I expect that to quickly fade.
It's going to take another hard freeze or two to take out the mums.

 

[bellisarius]

I'm winterized and got the upstairs A/C out of the window yesterday.
The roses still have color, but I expect that to quickly fade.
It's going to take another hard freeze or two to take out the mums.

After the first hard freeze (tomorrow night) all I have to look forward to is raking up the leaves. I have a huge Mulberry tree out front and with the first hard freeze it drops ALL of it's leaves virtually overnight. If I'm lucky enough to have a stiff North wind they'll all land in the street.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Since I live on a ridge, nature pretty much pushes everything downhill for me.

 

[Bidin~Time]

We got a skiff of snow last night...hello Winter.

 

[SpeareChucker]

How high is a skiff?

 

[bellisarius]

Most Skiff's don't exceed 18'.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Just the teensiest hint. There will be more tonight, or so they say.

 

[SpeareChucker]

When it comes to snow, less is always better than more.

 

[Endrura]

We had a snow covering yesterday and mud and mess today. The trees are almost empty so the leaves were raked and dealt with today, one of the guys ran the lawnmower over them with the bagger attachment and now they are ready for collection day.

I didn't know what a skiff was either so I'm glad it was explained.

A lottery win would end this weekend working shit and let me sleep and be less cranky.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Grazing. Got some clothes in the washer. We get a hard freeze tonight.


Baby Bro Yo did a No-Show Yo. The PM on site ain't a-gonna be happeh. His clunks were sposed ta work today, too. They didn't. The one promised he'd be in tomorrow, but I'd wager a steak dinner and all you can rink he won't be there, either.


No matter, Wat's on the job, butchering wood and nailing shit up like Jeebus to a tree. Wat will be there tomorrow, too, doing more and expecting less. Another breezeway done in one weekend when BBY cunt be aresed.


I think that the little bitxh has a severe dose of Vaginitis.

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[Bidin~Time]

Most Skiff's don't exceed 18'.

We don't have fancy skiffs here.

Clearly, I need to hold some How To Speak Remedial Hillbilly for you all.

 

[bellisarius]

I should think so. How about a "Hillbilly Dictionary."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wouldn't that be "y'all?"


I mean, I know it ain't no yawl.


I text with my friend, Miss Peacock, down in Miss-zippie. I can use all manner of poor grammatical constructions with her and she just laughs and knows perzackly what I'm "saying." We have fun doing that.


She'll be up this way next week. She'll be awfully darned busy, but we will get a chance to visit a bit, which will be nice.

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[Bidin~Time]

I should think so. How about a "Hillbilly Dictionary."

I could, you know.

Wouldn't that be "y'all?"


I mean, I know it ain't no yawl.


I text with my friend, Miss Peacock, down in Miss-zippie. I can use all manner of poor grammatical constructions with her and she just laughs and knows perzackly what I'm "saying." We have fun doing that.


She'll be up this way next week. She'll be awfully darned busy, but we will get a chance to visit a bit, which will be nice.
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You have to promise to stay hushed during quizzes. An no sitting cattywampused in your chair mouthin the answers to the rest of the class.

 

[bellisarius]

I could, you know.



You have to promise to stay hushed during quizzes. An no sitting cattywampused in your chair mouthin the answers to the rest of the class.

I know you could.

I remember loafing at DFW between flights one day (one of many days I spent there) and saw a tome in the book store labeled, "Texas Speak." I leafed through it and was amazed as to how much I remembered from how my relatives in KY spoke.

Like 'crick' vs 'creek.' 'Crick' goes all the way up to MI and WI. Even in some parts of NY.

 

[von_Bismarck]

We got hit with the cold snap too. I wasn't prepared for it. I'm still not.

Man up, buttercup. Nobody wants to read your whining.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


Based on the outside temperature, Allah has forsaken me. You'd think a desert god, as opposed to a dessert one, would have these temps covered. Maybe he's skeert of these-here hills we have around and about. No matter - it's flat-out fucking cold this morning.


Got a bit of laundry done last night and hung up and put away. That's always the annoying bit. I should invent self-folding clothes.


In my spare time . . . .


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[SpeareChucker]

The dogs have already forgotten what cold weather is. They demand to be let out and, just as quickly, demand to be let back in.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat remembers.


Wat is dressed accordingly.


Actually, we have wee electric heaters in the building, so it'll be less than miserable, which is fucking warm enough.


Off to see the laughable bits the weasels have left undone.

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[SpeareChucker]

They owe you a raise.

 

[Endrura]

We all need a raise and a nap and more coffee and cake too

 

[SpeareChucker]

My weather widget says we're supposed to get a skiff of snow tomorrow.

There is a fried pie shop south of here. I'm just not so sure of the idea of fried pie.