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[Svenskaflicka]

Which Greek Goddess Are You?

I made it myself... *proud smile*

 

[cookiejar]

Demeter

You're the Mother Goddess. You love children, your own and others. You have a strong nurturing side, and you bore everyone else to death with what you feel is highly interesting stories about your youngest child's potty training and diaper rashes. Considering how much time you spend fussing around your kids, it's a miracle you have any time left over to make any more of them! A famous Demeter is... Mia Farrow.

 

[gauchecritic]

I have no wish to be a goddess Greek or otherwise.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

I think it's defective. I came out as Hera and I voted nothing to do with marriage or husbands. Then when I rated the thing I got a message saying I'd already voted.

I'm an Aztec goddess anyway.

Perdita

 

[Quasimodem]

Flicka,

Something tells me that you did not have anyone of my gender in mind during the construction of your test.

Still, I came, I read, and I answered correctly - actually, there seldom was the slightes bit of choice.

I am:

Artemis

You're the goddess of hunt. You love running wild; no man can cage you in, wild child! You love being independent and in charge, and you do know how to take care of yourself. Anyone who try to mess with you is in for a nasty surprise..! A famous Artemis is... Lil' Kim.


I couldn't have put it better myself!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*giggling madly*

Quasi, I think you'd make a very pretty Artemis, skipping in the forest in a short saffron-colored tunic, chasing deer together with the nymphs...

I'll see if I can whip up a "What Greek God Are You?" - test for the guys of Lit!


*still giggling at the thought of Quasi in a short yellow dress*

 

[Guest]

Svenska, which one are you?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hmmm... kinda hard to say, since I made the test, and know what answer will get what result... but I'd have to say Artemis.

 

[MathGirl]

What Greek goddess are you?

Hiya, Swede.
If I had to choose, I'd be "Green Goddess." It's a tasty but unfortunately colored salad dressing.
Por dio,
MG

 

[gauchecritic]

Svenska,

Next time leave out the 'popup' or cookie or spy or whatever it is, my firewall doesn't like it.

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I would if I had any idea how, Gauchie!

 

[Quasimodem]

*giggling madly*

Quasi, I think you'd make a very pretty Artemis. . . . *still giggling at the thought of Quasi in a short yellow dress*

Actually, yellow is one of my best colours. It brings out the sallow bags of flesh wrinkling about my face.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*working at the gods-test*

 

[Guest]

gods apply here

*working at the gods-test*

I have a gods test but it can't be done online; requires hands-on placement. Not too many score well, but when they do we move to Valhalla, sometimes Nirvana. Brits do better than most for some reason; don't know where that reserved stereotype comes from.

Prof. Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

A test that requires hands-on placement?

Svenskaflicka
Innocent

 

[Guest]

A test that requires hands-on placement?
Svenskaflicka
Innocent

Innocent, Flicka? Give me a break.

Hint: just where do you think a god's power, not to mention his identity, lies?

Perdy Smart

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Dear Perditaya, doesn't that depend on the god in question?

By the way, is "lightning rod" an understandable noun?

 

[Guest]

Dear Perditaya, doesn't that depend on the god in question?

By the way, is "lightning rod" an understandable noun?

A god is a god is a god, dear. Don't recall any ambiguously gendered ones, though I'm sure there are. I'm talking about utterly masculine deities only, and not the Christian old man.

Lightening rods in the states have nothing to do with sex; Americans are such a practical people.

Perditayaya's

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, this flash thingy that comes down from the sky, what would you call that? A lightning bolt? A lightning rod? A lightning-something-else?


And I'm talking about speciality gods, P. One that can turn himself into an octopus (hands all over your body...), one who can fly away with you thanks to his winged sandals (mile high club, baby!), one that can heal wounds (no hickeys!)...

 

[Guest]

Oh, I thought you were being clever and using it as metaphor for BS. Ha ha.

You want 'lightening bolt', the actual streak of light seen in the sky. A lightening rod is a metal thingy people put on the roofs of their houses to attract the bolts, vs. the lightening hitting their homes, themselves, or even their sheep. Oops.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can imagine how confused people would be if this test would have asked them if they would consider throwing a lightning rod on their enemy to revenge on him...

 

[Quasimodem]

Since a 'lightening rod' is long and phallic, they would probably find it barbaric and shocking!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But it beats getting hit by a lightning bolt, no?

 

[Quasimodem]

But it beats getting hit by a lightning bolt, no?

If I had my druthers, I'd druther be a javelin catcher.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

While someone types down an explanantion to me what the... a druther is, I'll do the last few touches on the Greek God test...