Truth or Dare?

[dawn_of_night]

I'd say that the image sends a tingle up my spine, but that sounds a bit too literal in this case.

Well said all the same, even though I might be within my right to call for a disqualification, seeing as how you've already used the cucumber once already in this thread. Variety, sweetheart!

My go. Truth.

hmmm, so is a bad image?
besides... it was s different cucumer
the first one was atleast 2 inches bigger... the frozen one wasn't THAT big

where's the most unusual place you've masterbated?

 

[gob5hite]

I'd say that the image sends a tingle up my spine, but that sounds a bit too literal in this case.

Well said all the same, even though I might be within my right to call for a disqualification, seeing as how you've already used the cucumber once already in this thread. Variety, sweetheart!

My go. Truth.

no no disquilification I want to hear more about this lucky veg..

 

[kairotic]

hmmm, so is a bad image?
besides... it was s different cucumer
the first one was atleast 2 inches bigger... the frozen one wasn't THAT big

where's the most unusual place you've masterbated?

Well argued. Objection withdrawn. (Though I reserve the right to reinsert it later. *mwa ha ha*)

The most unusual place? Once, on a particularly dark and empty stretch of Interstate, I was so overcome by boredom and the need to keep myself awake that I whipped it out. I masturbated while doing 75 MPH in a ratty ol' '94 Mercury Cougar.

Closest thing to sex I ever had in that car.

 

[AtFirstSight]

Hmm..truth?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well argued. Objection withdrawn. (Though I reserve the right to reinsert it later. *mwa ha ha*)

The most unusual place? Once, on a particularly dark and empty stretch of Interstate, I was so overcome by boredom and the need to keep myself awake that I whipped it out. I masturbated while doing 75 MPH in a ratty ol' '94 Mercury Cougar.

Closest thing to sex I ever had in that car.

you change the rules!!
silly boy.
very sexy. i like that!

 

[kairotic]

Hmm..truth?

In twenty-five words or less, what was your most recent sexual fantasy?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmm..truth?

would or have you masterbated in public?

 

[AtFirstSight]

In twenty-five words or less, what was your most recent sexual fantasy?

Clothes ripped off, pressed up against a wall, my legs around his waist as he takes me fast and hard.

 

[dawn_of_night]

In twenty-five words or less, what was your most recent sexual fantasy?

damn, that was a good one.

 

[kairotic]

Clothes ripped off, pressed up against a wall, my legs around his waist as he takes me fast and hard.

Outstanding work! I declare thee winner of the Literotica No-Prize for Sexual Pithiness.

If only because they're under-represented here, anyone care to throw me a Dare?

 

[AllWeWant]

If only because they're under-represented here, anyone care to throw me a Dare?

Sure; I dare you to fill out your profile more completely.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sure; I dare you to fill out your profile more completely.

hehhehe....
beaten by the clock again....

 

[kairotic]

Sure; I dare you to fill out your profile more completely.

There. The avatar picture will have to wait until I reach a decision about what 150x150 image file truly represents me as a person. Satisfied?

 

[dawn_of_night]

There. The avatar picture will have to wait until I reach a decision about what 150x150 image file truly represents me as a person. Satisfied?

not fair.

taking full advantage of the dare though... Looking....

 

[AtFirstSight]

There. The avatar picture will have to wait until I reach a decision about what 150x150 image file truly represents me as a person. Satisfied?

A man who has Strong bad in his prof and also mention Oscar Wilde?

*sigh* be still my beating cli--er, I mean heart

 

[kairotic]

A man who has Strong bad in his prof and also mention Oscar Wilde?

*sigh* be still my beating cli--er, I mean heart

And the image is from Jacques Lacan. I think if I can beat out a reference to Schrodinger's Cat somewhere in here, I'll will have achieved the Obscure Reference Cup and will earn a set of steak knives or something.

 

[dawn_of_night]

ooh steak knife....
very nice gift.

 

[gob5hite]

ooh steak knife....
very nice gift.

Depending on the placement I guess

 

[kairotic]

Let's have another. Someone step up, declare a preference, and let's get some sexy on.

 

[dawn_of_night]

i've got all the sexy you need right here

Let's have another. Someone step up, declare a preference, and let's get some sexy on.

hit me with your best shot... ill take what you got

 

[kairotic]

hit me with your best shot... ill take what you got

Truth or dare?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Truth or dare?

well, i was gonna let you choose...
since you didn't... truth

 

[kairotic]

well, i was gonna let you choose...
since you didn't... truth

You gotta choose. Them's the rules.

Truth, then: what's the farthest you've gone on a first date?

 

[dawn_of_night]

a date? what's that!

You gotta choose. Them's the rules.

Truth, then: what's the farthest you've gone on a first date?

ooh a couple miles.

 

[kairotic]

ooh a couple miles.

Don't make me bust out the Detail Stick. 'Cuz I'll beat a couple pounds of it out of you if I have to. (Apologies to the thread for the weird S&M turn that took.)

Seriously: detail.