Truly bizarre feedback

medjay

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I recieved this feedback recently and it doesn't make a bit of sense. I thought I'd share it with everybody.


This message contains feedback for: medjay
About the submission: The Hunt
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

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Do you really have the ESP?

Do you really have pointy ears?

How's your x-mas, Pam?

OK read. Solidified reputation was a bit Ack! Ack! Ack!


There was nothing in my story about ESP or pointy ears. I don't know anyone named Pam.

It gave me a chuckle.
 
It just goes to show the old saying: Friends don't let friends drink and read erotic stories.
 
Anyone else get the feeling that the anonymous has just cut and pasted random things out of an MSN Messenger conversation?

The Earl
 
I have done similar

I will admit that when I am on my second or third whisky the messages go flying in all directions.

lost a lot of friends that way.
 

Do you really have the ESP?

Do you really have pointy ears?

How's your x-mas, Pam?

OK read. Solidified reputation was a bit Ack! Ack! Ack!


There was nothing in my story about ESP or pointy ears. I don't know anyone named Pam.

It gave me a chuckle. [/B]


But did you have a good x-mas though?

Gauche
 
Gee.......

I'm sorry, it was probably me.

I was pretty toasted on Christmas. I think I was trying to save time and energy in my inebriated state by trying to answer four emails at once.

Someone wrote to tell me they had an "Especially Sensitive Pussy". (ESP) So that must have been that one.

Someone else wrote to tell me that their ears were "fairly pointy" and that they often used them to tickle their girlfriends pussy with. So I certainly must have been meaning to address that email there. Again...sorry.

Pam was my ex-wife in a previous marriage. I always email her once a year just to let her know I havn't died....yet.

And....I have Tourette's. So sorry about that too...Ack, Ack...fuck you...ack ack....ah hem. I'm sorry...fuck, shit...piss. Ack, ack.

I remain, (ack)
 
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