True Signs That You're A Severe Wrestling-atic

[GuyJD]

1) Your boss conducts a job evaluation of your performance. When asked your opinion of his results, you respond, "I know I'm that damn good."

2) You refer to all of your friends as your "millions and millions of fans".

3) You end every sentence with, "And that's the bottom line, because (your name) says so."

4) Despite the fact that you hear perfectly well, whenever someone is talking to you, you interrupt each pause with "WHAT?". This is constantly repeated until the person is completely annoyed.

5) Once you've done work, you go to the local pub or sports bar and drink a beer. Then you drink another beer. Then you have another beer. Then you have another beer. Then you have another beer. Then you drink a shot of bourbon. Then you have another shot of bourbon. Then you have another shot of bourbon. And you're never drunk or tipsied.

6) You ask your boss for a raise and tell him, "Oh yeah, I deserve it. It's true. It's damn true."

7) When your lover approaches you wearing something sexy in hopes to seduce you, you reply "You reek with sexticity."

 

[SilverVeil]

Ha ! Ha !

I loved that. It was cute.

 

[GuyJD]

JUST A LITTLE MORE

9) You've just put your lover to sleep after a long, overtime sex session. When he/she awakes, you tell them that you are "The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and The Best That'll Ever Be."

10) You enter a nightclub wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around your hips and screlch out, "Helloooooooo Ladies!!!"

11) You, along with a small group of friends, form your own gang and call them "The New World Order" (nWo)

12) Or even worst, you and your friends form the gang of "Blue World Order" (bWo-originated from ECW)

13) You protest your love to your mop, which you've drawn a face upon.

 

[Cibo]

OMG thats funny as hell!

What?

 

[Italian_4_U]

Dont forget these....

You get mad at your children and instead of counting to three you demand a 5 count (King Kong Bundy)

You refer to your office or home as "Your Yard"

To settle a squable between two ladies or co-workers you tell them to have a bra & panties match.


I might start to ramble on but I wont....

 

[Tyrael]

You ask people if they can smell what your cooking when you wanna know if they understand what you just said.

You come in from work and say "Finally.....'your name' has come back home!"

 

[Starblayde]

You feel that steel chairs, easily breakable tables and ladders are perfectly legitimate weapons to use during *discussions*

Starblayde 3:16

 

[Tyrael]

You refer to a vicious fight as a "slobberknocker".

 

[Cibo]

Or is someone is joking with you...you can say:

If I can be serious for a minute...

 

[Starblayde]

Stamping your foot on the floor means someone is getting hurt

 

[Tyrael]

You frequently feel the need to turn things sideways and shove it up someone's ass.

 

[Starblayde]

You frequently feel the need to turn things sideways and shove it up someone's ass.

no thats just you...

you still use terms such as "breadbasket"

 

[Tyrael]

no thats just you...

Oh yeah....

 

[Ask For More]

When the People's elbow becomes a valid move in a after club brawl

 

[Starblayde]

When a black leotard and neon pink thong are acceptable clothes to go to work in...for the guys

 

[pipercatt]

I just spewed diet pepsi on my monitor. Thank you all..

I can't think of a single thing to add, except one thing:

You think foreplay is doing a 5-star frog splash onto your partner from the dresser to the bed.

 

[Starblayde]

I just spewed diet pepsi on my monitor. Thank you all..

I can't think of a single thing to add, except one thing:

You think foreplay is doing a 5-star frog splash onto your partner from the dresser to the bed.

No no, you're meant to spew the pepsi into the air, with the spotlights on you....

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: JUST A LITTLE MORE

12) Or even worst, you and your friends form the gang of "Blue World Order" (bWo-originated from ECW)

It's been nearly a year since the death of ECW, and I, for one, am still mourning the loss.

 

[Spinaroonie]

You won't leave your room until your wife plays your entrance music.

 

[Cibo]

You won't leave your room until your wife plays your entrance music.

LOL!!

Or you have everyone call you by your initials.

 

[pipercatt]

No no, you're meant to spew the pepsi into the air, with the spotlights on you....

You are absolutely right...ROFL.

And I always wanted to have "educated feet," too. Not quite sure what they are, but it sounds good!

 

[Starblayde]

Some hot chick in a crowd always carries round a big piece of card with your name on it...

I'm just too jealous of "edge" and no not the one in U2....

 

[pipercatt]

Some hot chick in a crowd always carries round a big piece of card with your name on it...

I'm just too jealous of "edge" and no not the one in U2....

I hear ya, StarBlayde. I'd love to have Lita's abs.

 

[Cibo]

When you see someone sitting in a chair, you have a strong urge to rub your ass in their face.

 

[SpectreT]

...When you strut into your place of employment with a 25 pound sledgehammer slung over one shoulder and a title belt over the other. (did this at Halloween last year)

when you start refering to yourself in the third person.

when you start calling people "You Sick FFFreak!"

when people start calling you "Sick FFFreak!"