True or False

[Naughty_Mommie]

TNP has at least 3 books on the shelf s/he has been "meaning to read."

TRUE, only 3?!?! If only i read everything I wanted to.

TNP that posts lies to get out of sex sometimes.

 

[TheMrBurns]

TRUE, only 3?!?! If only i read everything I wanted to.

TNP that posts lies to get out of sex sometimes.

To get out of? No... To get into... Another story.

TNP has masturbated to clown porn.

 

[Naughty_Mommie]

TNP has masturbated to clown porn.

FALSE. Mother of god, I can't even imagine.

TNP has masturbated at work.

 

[FortybutNice]

FALSE. Mother of god, I can't even imagine.

TNP has masturbated at work.

True. TNP has masturbated for an audience of more than one person.

 

[base10]

True. TNP has masturbated for an audience of more than one person.

False, one guest the max

TNP has been walked in on while masturbating or having sex?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

True.

Tnp has performed a sex act on a partner with a live audience.

 

[lionguy1975]

True.

Tnp has performed a sex act on a partner with a live audience.

True

TNP has had a mutual orgasm with somebody from lit within the past week.

 

[Taegul]

True

TNP has had a mutual orgasm with somebody from lit within the past week.

False.

TNP has never been to Disneyland.

 

[HBergeron]

False.

TNP has never been to Disneyland.

False. Been many times, just not for a long time - not since November 26, 1982 - the day Tex Cobb fought Larry Holmes. I guess I was so bored with it by then that some drinks and a prizefight at the Disneyland Hotel was more fun.

TNP has never been to California.

 

[Taegul]

False. Been many times, just not for a long time - not since November 26, 1982 - the day Tex Cobb fought Larry Holmes. I guess I was so bored with it by then that some drinks and a prizefight at the Disneyland Hotel was more fun.

TNP has never been to California.

False. Lived here my whole life just watching our state government slowly destroy our once wonderful state.

TNP has been to less than 10 concerts.

 

[HBergeron]

False. Lived here my whole life just watching our state government slowly destroy our once wonderful state.

TNP has been to less than 10 concerts.

False. I've been to tons of concerts, back when there were bands worth seeing.
(I totally agree about how they're destroying my beautiful birth state.)

TNP plays a musical instrument at least reasonably well.

 

[Jada59]

False. I've been to tons of concerts, back when there were bands worth seeing.
(I totally agree about how they're destroying my beautiful birth state.)

TNP plays a musical instrument at least reasonably well.

True.

TNP has a good singing voice!

 

[HBergeron]

True.

TNP has a good singing voice!

False. I wouldn't say that, but I sing anyway.

TNP has never purchased handcuffs

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

False. I wouldn't say that, but I sing anyway.

TNP has never purchased handcuffs

False.

TNP has lost (misplaced) the key to their handcuffs at least once.

 

[bobb_sledd]

False.

TNP has lost (misplaced) the key to their handcuffs at least once.

Probably true. I know where the cuffs are, not sure where they key is. Oh well, if I ever have to use them, the police will have they're own when they arrive.

The next poster is a lover not a fighter.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Probably true. I know where the cuffs are, not sure where they key is. Oh well, if I ever have to use them, the police will have they're own when they arrive.

The next poster is a lover not a fighter.

True - the last physical fight I was in was in junior high, many years ago.

TNP has consumed alcohol at least once during the previous 24 hours.

 

[Sexybritches69]

True - the last physical fight I was in was in junior high, many years ago.

TNP has consumed alcohol at least once during the previous 24 hours.

False

TNP is in the middle of a really good book right now. (If so, which book?)

 

[HBergeron]

False

TNP is in the middle of a really good book right now. (If so, which book?)

(Good morning, gorgeous!)

False. I'm much more of a movie guy, especially the ones where the strepmoms help their stepdaughters come to grips with their emerging Lesbian feelings...lol

TNP has not driven in the rain for at least the last week.

 

[TheMrBurns]

(Good morning, gorgeous!)

False. I'm much more of a movie guy, especially the ones where the strepmoms help their stepdaughters come to grips with their emerging Lesbian feelings...lol

TNP has not driven in the rain for at least the last week.

False it's been all snow and ice here.

TNP can't drive stick.

 

[HBergeron]

False it's been all snow and ice here.

TNP can't drive stick.

False. I'm really good with a stick, but just too lazy for it in L.A. traffic.

TNP leaves all the croutons on the plate after finishing a ceasar salad.

 

[CamronsInsider]

False. I'm really good with a stick, but just too lazy for it in L.A. traffic.

TNP leaves all the croutons on the plate after finishing a ceasar salad.

Definitely not! In fact some places make the croutons daily and those are the best!

TNPTP will pick at the jelly bean bowl and eat all their favorite ones first.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Definitely not! In fact some places make the croutons daily and those are the best!

TNPTP will pick at the jelly bean bowl and eat all their favorite ones first.

I'll admit it is true, well at least i will avoid the ones I hate, which can get tricky as some look real close.

Tnp had nothing but coffee for breakfast.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Definitely not! In fact some places make the croutons daily and those are the best!

TNPTP will pick at the jelly bean bowl and eat all their favorite ones first.

False, I always save the best for last.

TNP has never seen a Marvel super hero movie.

 

[CamronsInsider]

I'll admit it is true, well at least i will avoid the ones I hate, which can get tricky as some look real close.

Tnp had nothing but coffee for breakfast.

Usually this is true, but I had some chips this morning too.

False, I always save the best for last.

TNP has never seen a Marvel super hero movie.

I have never seen one of these movies.

TNPTP makes their own coffee in a drip coffee maker.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Usually this is true, but I had some chips this morning too.



I have never seen one of these movies.

TNPTP makes their own coffee in a drip coffee maker.

false. I am actually more of a monster energy kind of gal, but If I do make coffee, it is keurig.

tnp hit snooze more than once this morning.