hpycpl
Literotica Guru
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- Aug 11, 2011
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False.
TNP had a crush on teacher.
True she was way hot!
TNP actually had sex with their teacher
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False.
TNP had a crush on teacher.
True she was way hot!
TNP actually had sex with their teacher
True she was way hot!
TNP actually had sex with their teacher
Yes I actually have! Was in college. She was 20 years older than me. is that too much information?
TNPTP has bought a sex toy this year.
Depends on what it's on. But you NEVER blend your horseradish with mayonnaise! (ATTN: Arbys!)False
TNP prefers horseradish to mayonnaise
Depends on what it's on. But you NEVER blend your horseradish with mayonnaise! (ATTN: Arbys!)
TNP has a cat
Kind of true. I have two cats and two dogs.
TNP wants to get a dog but for some reason can’t.
Kind of true, I’m a sucker for all dogs but I already have two!
Edit:
To answer Jada, FALSE! I love me some wine or mojitos, or rum punch
TNP says they hate cats but secretely think they are kind of badass and fluffy
True. My cats annoy the shit out of me, but they are stone-cold assassins, and also handy for dusting the blinds.
TNP will concoct an elaborate snack before the night is through.
False - have two cats
TNP will talk to a stranger's dog and will eventually say Hello to the stranger
True
TNP has had at least one major surgical procedure in his / her lifetime (name it).
True.
I had a stent fitted
TNP has broken a bone
True a lot more than one.
TNP has a birthmark
True
The next poster has a tattoo in an intimate place.
Tattoo, true. Intimate place? False.
TNP has allowed someone to get him / her off in a theatre.
In my fantasies!
TNP has fallen asleep in a movie theater
TRUE! My husband and I enjoy it-stick it in the freezer for a while, and it the cold is a great turn on, and hubby says it tightens me up.False
TNP has used a glass dildo
False, I would imagine that it would be cold.False
TNP has used a glass dildo
False, I would imagine that it would be cold.
TNP wears revealing tops with the intention of having men glance and or stair at your cleavage
TrueUh....False
TNP has had two or more sex partners during February.
True
TNP uses essential oils religiously
TNP loves to flirt with strangers.

True.
Is a hopeless romantic![]()
True.
TNP gets turned on by a partner's hair.
True. Long flowing hair has its way with me
TNP has something on their calendar tomorrow that they have been looking forward to for months.