kurrginatorX
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False.
TNP has had sex in an unusual place outside and got caught in the act.
True. On the hood of my car in someone's driveway.
TNP sings him / herself to sleep.
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False.
TNP has had sex in an unusual place outside and got caught in the act.
True. On the hood of my car in someone's driveway.
TNP sings him / herself to sleep.
False. Usually when I am singing, it is a very upbeat tune to keep me pumped up as I paddle.
TNP likes to sing karaoke
In my car, by myself... try and stop me!
TNP would like to perform stand up comedy at amateur night.
False. I don’t tell jokes.
TNP once was stopped by police for speeding but got out of it by flashing some cleavage.
False. But I did get out of a speeding fine for being a nurse and promising the cop I’d buy my sister (who was a passenger) a bottle of wine for embarrassing her! Was a very entertaining pull over
TNP has appeared in court.
False. But I did get out of a speeding fine for being a nurse and promising the cop I’d buy my sister (who was a passenger) a bottle of wine for embarrassing her! Was a very entertaining pull over
TNP has appeared in court.
True. On several occassions, all as a witness. Twice in lawsuits, once in a criminal hearing.
TNP has tried to fliirt their way out of trouble at least once.
False
TNP prefers fruity pebbles to cocoa pebbles
True
TNP would rather have Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries than Captain Crunch with Peanut Butter
True, but only as a prosecution witness.
TNP has gone commando for a night out for a night on the town
False. I don't eat cold cereal at all.
TNP thinks they'd make a great talk-show host
Jason got skipped.
True, and I'll do it again, next time in a kilt.
False. I would dominate the conversation.
TNP will have real oatmeal for breakfast at least once next week.
True
TNP has voted for Litties.
False.
TNP is going to place a bet on the game tomorrow
False
The next poster will likely not even watch the Super Bowl.
True!
TNP ate way too much at their last meal.
Too true
TNP wishes they had tried harder at school.
true
TNP has offered (or at least hinted at) sexual favors for a promotion at work.

False. Never had to. My baking always won them over!
TNP wishes they were on vacation.
False, but I do wish I had the money that would afford me a vacation.
TNP thinks Kacey Loveington is beautiful.
I will have to look her up. Still don't know. A search brought up someone with stories here but no pic.
TNP has a piggy bank.
false - a coffee mug full of change.
TNP has saved enough in change to make a major purchase.
False. I try to spend it as I go.
TNP has won money on a lottery ticket in the past month.