True or False

[alwaysaway]

False. Although I do love me some sushi. However, nothing beats some good Eastern NC barbecue. I’m thinking Bs in Greenville, or Wilbur’s in Goldsboro

TNP thinks that having barbecue is what you do when you cook meat out on a grill. Instead of what it really is.

This question hurts my brain! Having a BBQ in Australia is cooking meat, outside, with friends and family, drinking, in summer! It’s an event!

TNP does not drink fizzy beverages.

 

[JerseyJade]

This question hurts my brain! Having a BBQ in Australia is cooking meat, outside, with friends and family, drinking, in summer! It’s an event!

TNP does not drink fizzy beverages.

That's what I thought a BBQ was too. I'm curious as to what he thinks a BBQ is now? Maybe I shouldn't ask.

Well if it has alcohol in it, I'll drink it!

TNP will have to shovel snow tomorrow morning.

 

[kurrginatorX]

That's what I thought a BBQ was too. I'm curious as to what he thinks a BBQ is now? Maybe I shouldn't ask.

Well if it has alcohol in it, I'll drink it!

TNP will have to shovel snow tomorrow morning.

False

TNP is a member of The Polar Bear Club.

 

[bbwseeking63]

False

TNP is a member of The Polar Bear Club.

False

TNP is under three blankets.

 

[Contrary_Mary]

False

TNP is under three blankets.

False.

TNP is laying naked in bed

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

False ...i was this morning though

TNP has skipped lunch and is looking forward to dinner ?

False, but close. it's breakfast time here so skipping breakfast and looking forward to lunch.

TNP has been erotically thinking about someone they just met in lit and is hoping to make contact today.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False, but close. it's breakfast time here so skipping breakfast and looking forward to lunch.

TNP has been erotically thinking about someone they just met in lit and is hoping to make contact today.

False, as I have not made any new acquaintances

TNP has just prepared a creative meal.

 

[Beachgirl22]

False, as I have not made any new acquaintances

TNP has just prepared a creative meal.

False

TNP is just now eating breakfast

 

[WiserSoutherner]

False

TNP is just now eating breakfast

False

TNP is already thinking about dinner tonight

 

[DeckardNYC]

False

TNP is already thinking about dinner tonight

False

TNP brought their lunch to work, and ate it before lunch time.

 

[HornyHal]

That’s almost always the case.

TNP goes off to masturbate for lunch and then eats while they work when they get back.

 

[DeckardNYC]

That’s almost always the case.

TNP goes off to masturbate for lunch and then eats while they work when they get back.

I have done that. Or masturbated while I ate lunch.

TNP has had drinks for lunch and returned to work.

 

[Beachgirl22]

I have done that. Or masturbated while I ate lunch.

TNP has had drinks for lunch and returned to work.

False...Some days I wish I could do this.

TNP has a desk drawer full of candy/

 

[DeckardNYC]

False...Some days I wish I could do this.

TNP has a desk drawer full of candy/

False. Just pens and paper I have no need for anymore.

TNP has had sex with a lover at lunch and then returned to the office.

 

[Sanadack]

False. Just pens and paper I have no need for anymore.

TNP has had sex with a lover at lunch and then returned to the office.

True

TNP has enjoyed a 4some.

 

[kurrginatorX]

True

TNP has enjoyed a 4some.

True

TNP has spent the better part of an hour sucking a cock, bring the person to three or more orgasms.

 

[JerseyJade]

True

TNP has spent the better part of an hour sucking a cock, bring the person to three or more orgasms.

True.

TNP has given or received a blowjob today.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

True.

TNP has given or received a blowjob today.

False...waa waa....

TNP has had a litster place erotic thoughts into their head that have lingered...

 

[kurrginatorX]

False...waa waa....

TNP has had a litster place erotic thoughts into their head that have lingered...

So very true

TNP has cybered with a Litster

 

[JustAnotherMD]

So very true

TNP has cybered with a Litster

A time or two.

TNP wishes they could crawl into bed right now.

 

[DeckardNYC]

A time or two.

TNP wishes they could crawl into bed right now.

False, gym night

TNP is already ready for next weekend

 

[kurrginatorX]

False, gym night

TNP is already ready for next weekend

Not much to get ready for, so true.

TNP has broken every Commandment. (The "Thou Shalt Not Kill" has to be a person)

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Not much to get ready for, so true.

TNP has broken every Commandment. (The "Thou Shalt Not Kill" has to be a person)

False, but I am very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins

TNP hit the snooze button on their alarm at least 2x this morning

 

[TheDevilsJoy]

False, but I am very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins

TNP hit the snooze button on their alarm at least 2x this morning

false, that would mean i had would have had to hit my kitty, and thats not happening.

TNP has used a red laser dot to make an animal dizzy.

 

[kurrginatorX]

false, that would mean i had would have had to hit my kitty, and thats not happening.

TNP has used a red laser dot to make an animal dizzy.

In this day and age where animal cruelty extends to even this, do I dare say TRUE?

TNP has watched cheesy Saturday Night Fright Fest shows such as Zackerly the Cool Ghoul, Elvira, or Grandpa (From The Munsters).