True or False

[kurrginatorX]

True several

TNP has ridden a double headed dildo with a friend

False

TNP has had two squirters bathe him / her in their cum simultaneously

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

False

TNP has had two squirters bathe him / her in their cum simultaneously

False, I don't need two women partially pissing on me.

TNP would rather watch college football than the NFL.

 

[Dannyfunn63]

False, I don't need two women partially pissing on me.

TNP would rather watch college football than the NFL.

False ... just not the same to me.

TNP has cheated on a significant other

 

[brothertime]

True...has cheated on a significant other


TNP has had sex in a car

 

[kurrginatorX]

True...has cheated on a significant other


TNP has had sex in a car

True

TNP has stepped out in public wearing nothing but body paint.

 

[9to5]

True

TNP has stepped out in public wearing nothing but body paint.

false not even been painted


TNP has had a remote vibe used on them in public

 

[kurrginatorX]

false not even been painted


TNP has had a remote vibe used on them in public

False.

If given the choice between taking a dump so immaculate that it would clean out the entire intestinal tract or experiencing a ninety-second orgasm, TNP would choose the orgasm.

 

[9to5]

False.

If given the choice between taking a dump so immaculate that it would clean out the entire intestinal tract or experiencing a ninety-second orgasm, TNP would choose the orgasm.

the orgasm of course. if I could only do that for 90 seconds. lol

TNP.
has been bound and blindfolded for a group to use

 

[tribelover330]

the orgasm of course. if I could only do that for 90 seconds. lol

TNP.
has been bound and blindfolded for a group to use

False,

TNP would choose sneezing once a minute over orgasming once every 20 minutes

 

[SuperSissy]

False,

TNP would choose sneezing once a minute over orgasming once every 20 minutes

False. But I would go for the kurrginator dump.

TNP has masturbated onto food and then eaten the food

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. But I would go for the kurrginator dump.

TNP has masturbated onto food and then eaten the food

LOL@kurrginator dump.

True

TNP has performed oral sex on a complete stranger.

 

[bobb_sledd]

False. But I would go for the kurrginator dump.

TNP has masturbated onto food and then eaten the food

False

The next poster has interrupted their parents having sex.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False

The next poster has interrupted their parents having sex.

False. I caught them, unbeknownst to them, and did not interrupt.

TNP has been so horny that s/he has lowered his / her standards to where s/he fucked the ugliest person s/he has ever seen. (As my dear old grandpappy Jedadiah Jackson used to say, "The only bad pussy (and in this case, cock) is no pussy (or cock).

 

[tribelover330]

False. I caught them, unbeknownst to them, and did not interrupt.

TNP has been so horny that s/he has lowered his / her standards to where s/he fucked the ugliest person s/he has ever seen. (As my dear old grandpappy Jedadiah Jackson used to say, "The only bad pussy (and in this case, cock) is no pussy (or cock).

True and alcohol did not play a role in the decision. But that heffer sure could fuck.


TNP likes reality shows.

 

[kurrginatorX]

You know, just for shits and giggles, we're going to try this one again since it got lost in the queue

LOL@kurrginator dump.

True

TNP has performed oral sex on a complete stranger.

 

[Breedme1114]

True
Tnp travels for a living

 

[kurrginatorX]

True
Tnp travels for a living

False

TNP has had sex on public transit

 

[mr_rippley]

False

TNP has had sex on public transit

True, kinda. A brief handjob on a bus.

TNP has a sex toy that their partner doesn't know about.

 

[MrEd63]

True, kinda. A brief handjob on a bus.

TNP has a sex toy that their partner doesn't know about.

False

TNP will get laid tonight

 

[kurrginatorX]

False

TNP will get laid tonight

False, but I rubbed one out earlier.

TNP implements the usage of fruit and vegetables in his / her sexual encounters.

 

[Trimjob69]

False, but I rubbed one out earlier.

TNP implements the usage of fruit and vegetables in his / her sexual encounters.

True.

TNP has something in their ass right now

 

[NEOhio1972]

False, but I rubbed one out earlier.

TNP implements the usage of fruit and vegetables in his / her sexual encounters.

Do I say true if I eat pine apple to make it taste better?? Ha.

TNP has used chocolate in sexual exploits.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Do I say true if I eat pine apple to make it taste better?? Ha.

TNP has used chocolate in sexual exploits.

Who hasn't? True

TNP has dropped a burger or hot dog onto the ground while grilling, picked it up, brushed it off, and placed it on a plate to be served.

 

[SuperSissy]

Who hasn't? True

TNP has dropped a burger or hot dog onto the ground while grilling, picked it up, brushed it off, and placed it on a plate to be served.

False. But I would eat it myself.

TNP has masturbated to pictures of former lovers on line

 

[dave_anon]

False. But I would eat it myself.

TNP has masturbated to pictures of former lovers on line

True.

TNP wants to hook up with a stranger before the end of the year.