True! I make a good boy!
TNP is a secret cross dresser
false
TNP pees in the shower.
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True! I make a good boy!
TNP is a secret cross dresser
True
TNP likes egg nog
Ew, no.
TNP likes to shake their presents to figure out what they are.
True.
TNP was dancing in a bar last night
Not last night ;-)
TNP has masturbated to a non-porn movie
Oh fuck yeah
TNP could be dancing in a bar tonight
Highly unlikely
TNP will be in a fancy restaurant tonight
Definitely won’t be dancing, more like passed out.
TNP will get head tonight!
FalseHighly unlikely
TNP will be in a fancy restaurant tonight
False
TNP has masturbated a man with one hand and a woman with the other simultaneously.
False.
TNP as bought the 36 pack of condoms and told the clerk it was the weekend pack.
False ... it was a 12 pack
TNP has worn their significant others underwear outside of the home
False, but I did wear my mother's once. She never figured out how they got stretched out of shape.
TNP likes pussy to be nice and fresh, free from any unpleasant odor
True. I like what I eat to be sweet and fresh.
TNP has masturbated in a public place
True
TNP thought he was feeling up a woman but it turned out to be a man
No ... I've never been surprised. If I've rubbed a man I knew it was a man.
TNP has had done sexual acts in public with someone of the same sex.
False
TNP wishes s/he could do sexual things in public with a same=sex partner
True (and if adult bookstores count I already have)
TNP has either received or given someone a strap on fucking.
True (and if adult bookstores count I already have)
TNP has either received or given someone a strap on fucking.
False
TNP has either given or received true anal with a real cock
False. I have been fucked by dildos but they weren't strapped on
TNP has sucked on a dildo
False, just someone using a dildo on me.
TNP has shared cum via a kiss
True .. many
TNP has ridden a dildo
True
TNP has swallowed the cum of two different males in one day