Jada59
Literotica Guru
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- Dec 28, 2017
- Posts
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True. Just for the record, ladies, I taste like chocolate.
TNP has had a threesome.
False.
TNP hasn't had an orgasm in the past 24 hours.
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True. Just for the record, ladies, I taste like chocolate.
TNP has had a threesome.
False.
TNP hasn't had an orgasm in the past 24 hours.
False.
TNP has a significant other that doesn't know about Lit.
False.
TNP has posted stories here.
False.
TNP hates the cold winters.
True.
TNP shuns fried foods.
True but no one makes soup anymore.
TNP has fantasies about someone that works for them.
True and I made soup, dangit!
TNP wants my bean and kale soup.
True. Is the kale garden fresh?
TNP has never been to another country.
False
TNP has only traveled to 6 states.
True. Is the kale garden fresh?
TNP has never been to another country.
False. Many more.
TNP has a dog or cat sitting near them right now.
False
TNP admits to being older then 50
False.
TNP is older than 50.
True—55
TNP currently has cold feet
False. Wearing socks. And a neglige. I'm so sexy.... )
TNP . . . Wears a wig
False: Loves cold weather and especially snow!
TNP Feels ready for the holiday season....
Bah humbug
TNP says Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays
True
The next poster is tired of all this "I'm offended by..." BS.
True
The next poster is tired of all this "I'm offended by..." BS.
You bet your sweet bippy I am!
TNP likes green beans with bacon.
True, but slow cooked with salt pork
TNP likes cornbread
Originally Posted by bobb_sledd
True
The next poster is tired of all this "I'm offended by..." BS.
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So very true.
TNP has carefully peeled the tape off a present before Christmas to see what s/he got, then carefully replaced the tape so no one could tell.
False
TNP has had to hide gifts from curious peekers
False, the only gift being given this year is oral
Tnp has nearly crashed while getting road head