de_valmont
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- Joined
- Oct 1, 2010
- Posts
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False. spiritual but not religious.
TNP is horny.
Yes.
The next poster is horny.
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False. spiritual but not religious.
TNP is horny.
Yes.
The next poster is horny.
No more then normal.
The next poster will likely take matters into their own hand before the day is out.

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The next poster loves fantasy in love and sex.
True.
TNP likes foreplay to last hours.
Who does not ?
TNP hates foreplay
False.
TNP learnt to drive later in life.
True, since experience is the key, not the basic lessons, and long time I could go by public transport, bicycle and on foot.
The next poster loves singing in the rain.
no I do not
TNP is wearing boyshorts today.
Men's underwear
The next poster has give boyshorts as a gift.
Damn! False but... I did in fact get a package of boyshorts in the mail. My daughter is giving them out as Christmas presents and accidentally shipped them to my house instead of hers.
TNP is taking a prescription medication.
False, not regularly and not now.
The next poster is walking around the house in a crumpled pj or nightie and smells like the animal they are.
False. But I do look like a ragamuffin. Long navy blue lounge dress with roses embroidered on it. Black leg warmers over my arms and hands and a grey fleece cape around my shoulders. It's cold here!
TNP is drinking a hot dink.
True, coffee
The next poster wants to be in heat rather than feel cold.
False.
TNP is not alone, or distracted.
I am not alone and I AM distracted. Hehehe.
TNP has candy in the house.
False
TNP has broken a lawn chair during sex
a bed rather
The next poster loves rough sex.
True.
TNP is just starting their day.
True
TNP has accidently hurt someone during sex

True. Perhaps a few too many times!
TNP has leather furniture.
True.
The next poster has leather lingerie.
False. Just the usual.
TNP had tried body oil during sex
True.
TNP has tried Wesson Oil during sex.