True or False

[de_valmont]

Nope.

TNP wishes they'd had sex earlier.

Earlier in the day? in this lit session?

 

[Jada59]

Earlier in the day? in this lit session?

Either one.

 

[DawnODay]

False. But you are, apparently.

False. I work from home.

TNP still has a Bush - Cheney bumper sticker on his or her car.

 

[de_valmont]

Either one.

True.


The next poster is in heat.

 

[de_valmont]

False. I work from home.

TNP still has a Bush - Cheney bumper sticker on his or her car.

False. I am no US citizen, and I never was a fan of conservatives of any flavor.


The next poster likes to ride a bicycle.

 

[Jada59]

False. I am no US citizen, and I never was a fan of conservatives of any flavor.


The next poster likes to ride a bicycle.

False.

TNP likes mazes.

 

[de_valmont]

False.

TNP likes mazes.

False. I mean, for me I don't like to get lost there.

I like a sweet prey in a maze though.


The next poster is tired but too ... dizzy to sleep.

 

[HornyHal]

False. I mean, for me I don't like to get lost there.

I like a sweet prey in a maze though.


The next poster is tired but too ... dizzy to sleep.

False, I’m off to work

TNP wants to play with me while I’m at work.

 

[SuperSissy]

False, I’m off to work

TNP wants to play with me while I’m at work.

True.

TNP is a little hung over.

 

[Gemma_0]

True.

TNP is a little hung over.

False

TNP likes cool weather

 

[HornyHal]

False

TNP likes cool weather

True, it’s better for being naked under the sheets with another warm body

TNP needs nipple play to cum

 

[kurrginatorX]

False

TNP likes cool weather

Gemma, is that profile pic really you? If so, you have such a scrumptious ass. I would love nothing more than to spend the better part of five hours worshipping it with my mouth.

 

[kurrginatorX]

True, it’s better for being naked under the sheets with another warm body

TNP needs nipple play to cum

False.

TNP would also like to spend the better part of five hours worshipping Gemma's ass with his / her mouth.

 

[AJayPenn]

False.

TNP would also like to spend the better part of five hours worshipping Gemma's ass with his / her mouth.

That is a beautiful ass, I'm going to say true, but there are other parts that look wonderful too.

TNP has an elevator phobia

 

[SuperSissy]

That is a beautiful ass, I'm going to say true, but there are other parts that look wonderful too.

TNP has an elevator phobia

True. Mild, but it's there

TNP had sex in an elevator

 

[FantasywrittenonFlesh]

False. TNP had sex at work.

 

[Intrigued42]

False. **Unless fantasies count!**

TNP masturbates daily, at least.

 

[pikmin1388]

True very high sex drive

TNP has pole danced

 

[HornyHal]

True very high sex drive

TNP has pole danced

False, I do the watching.

TNP would openly masturbate at a strip club if it were allowed.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False, I do the watching.

TNP would openly masturbate at a strip club if it were allowed.

False.

TNP has masturbated into food before serving it to someone, unbeknownst to the person being served.

 

[SuperSissy]

False.

TNP has masturbated into food before serving it to someone, unbeknownst to the person being served.

False. Yuck.

TNP, frustrated, has masturbated in bed next to sleeping S.O. or spouse.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. Yuck.

TNP, frustrated, has masturbated in bed next to sleeping S.O. or spouse.

True.

TNP had sex with a former teacher.

 

[ConstantineIII]

True.

TNP had sex with a former teacher.

False, but I had a student who tried to seduce me.

TNP has been sexually attracted to someone that they shouldn't have been.

 

[FantasywrittenonFlesh]

TNP has been sexually attracted to someone that they shouldn't have been.

I’m going to interpret this as “mistakes” and oh yes so many.

TNP has given or gotten a solid groping on the dance floor.

 

[ConstantineIII]

I’m going to interpret this as “mistakes” and oh yes so many.

TNP has given or gotten a solid groping on the dance floor.

True, though I rarely dance, so it hasn't been often.

TNP enjoys being sexually teased to a ridiculous extent.