True or False

[Babylon_Ishtar]

False, my day has just started.

TNP has dressed as Santa.

False....not even as Mrs. Santa

TNP is expecting to receive nothing but coal in their stocking for being extra naughty this year

 

[philos]

False....not even as Mrs. Santa

TNP is expecting to receive nothing but coal in their stocking for being extra naughty this year

Probably true. But Santa will probably take pity.

TNP started decorating for Christmas the day after thanksgiving

 

[OldbutHorny]

Probably true. But Santa will probably take pity.

TNP started decorating for Christmas the day after thanksgiving

False. But I'm feeling the pressure.

TNP had sex under a Christmas tree.

 

[bbwseeking63]

False. But I'm feeling the pressure.

TNP had sex under a Christmas tree.

False

TNP finds themselves singing with the store Christmas music, even though it was in early November

 

[AJayPenn]

Yep! Call me the Grinch.

TNP is called Cindy Lou

Damn, you are really good. How did you know I was Cindy Lou. Actually it's false.

TNP puts antlers on their little dog to make him a reindeer.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Damn, you are really good. How did you know I was Cindy Lou. Actually it's false.

TNP puts antlers on their little dog to make him a reindeer.

False

TNP abhors people who refer to their pets as "members of the family."

 

[JustAnotherMD]

False

TNP abhors people who refer to their pets as "members of the family."

False. Pets are fam.

TNP gets into trouble a lot with their big mouth.

 

[bbwseeking63]

False. Pets are fam.

TNP gets into trouble a lot with their big mouth.

Very true, I tell it like it is

TNP is very shy

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

Very true, I tell it like it is

TNP is very shy

True..... Cough. OK OK. False. Sheesh

TNP can't sleep..... (Like me)

 

[bbwseeking63]

True..... Cough. OK OK. False. Sheesh

TNP can't sleep..... (Like me)

Sorta true—laid down at 330, because I didn’t feel good and feel asleep until 7, so just laid down.

TNP dreams erotic dreams

 

[Jada59]

Sorta true—laid down at 330, because I didn’t feel good and feel asleep until 7, so just laid down.

TNP dreams erotic dreams

True.

TNP has never had astral projection sex.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

True.

TNP has never had astral projection sex.

Um. False. Had to Google. Wow this site has taught me a lot.

TNP knew what astral projection sex was. (I can't be the only one who didn't)

 

[bbwseeking63]

True.

TNP has never had astral projection sex.

True, not a clue

TNP avatar picture is of their cat or dog

 

[Jada59]

True, not a clue

TNP avatar picture is of their cat or dog

Ha! You knew it would be me. Right?

TNP has never had tantric sex.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

Ha! You knew it would be me. Right?

TNP has never had tantric sex.

True. Oh wait. I misread. False. I had frantic sex. Before her hubby came home.


TNP Has sent a nude pic to the wrong person by accident.

 

[bbwseeking63]

True.

TNP has never had astral projection sex.

Ha! You knew it would be me. Right?couldnt Resist

TNP has never had tantric sex.

True
TNP only has vanilla sex

 

[Jada59]

True. Oh wait. I misread. False. I had frantic sex. Before her hubby came home.


TNP Has sent a nude pic to the wrong person by accident.

False. I've never sent a nude pic to anyone!

TNP used to own a black and white TV.

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

False. I've never sent a nude pic to anyone!

TNP used to own a black and white TV.

True. still do. Like they make TV's in color. HA

TNP likes soft core porn as opposed to hard core.

 

[bbwseeking63]

False. I've never sent a nude pic to anyone!

TNP used to own a black and white TV.

False, I have only owened color ones
TNP needs to go to sleep

 

[Jada59]

False, I have only owened color ones
TNP needs to go to sleep

No to that one and also no to the porn thing. I only like very specific things in porn but I think it falls into hard core.

TNP is not a vegetarian.

 

[pikmin1388]

No to that one and also no to the porn thing. I only like very specific things in porn but I think it falls into hard core.

TNP is not a vegetarian.

True I love my meat especially sausages

TNP has used a glory hole

 

[tribelover330]

No to that one and also no to the porn thing. I only like very specific things in porn but I think it falls into hard core.

TNP is not a vegetarian.

true. Love me some meat.
TNP can name 5 different names for "vagina"

 

[smtst5]

True...vagina, vagin, pussy, plotte, cunt....I like to mix my French in there...

TNP is about to rub one out.

True!

TNP does not want to go to work today

 

[kurrginatorX]

True!

TNP does not want to go to work today

So true, but gotta pay the bills.

TNP has willfully abstained from sex for more than a year.

 

[Jada59]

So true, but gotta pay the bills.

TNP has willfully abstained from sex for more than a year.

False!

TNP doesn't drink alcohol.