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False, TNP cannot sleep and needs to be up for work early tomorrow.
false
TNP will take/have Thanksgiving leftovers for lunch today
FALSE!! In fact I busted a nut in the shower this morning.False, ate it all already
TNP had gone more then 30 days with orgasm
FALSE!! In fact I busted a nut in the shower this morning.
TNP loves humiliation caption porn
FalseHmm.... borderline. Love the sissy porn!
TNP is in the mile high club
False
TNP loves giving road head
False....love getting
TNP has had sex in one day with two separate people, not as a threesome.
TRUE TRUE TRUE!!! I blew a load in my pants at work and I masturbate in the work restroom any chance I get.False me, True for the wife.
TNP has had an orgasm in public. (work counts too)
TRUE TRUE TRUE!!! I blew a load in my pants at work and I masturbate in the work restroom any chance I get.
TNP has gone to a rub and tug
False.
TNP has masturbated in church.
FALSE all I need is ol bessy —looks at hand—ummm true
TNP has multiple sex toys
FALSE all I need is ol bessy —looks at hand—
TNP loves sucking dick while getting drilled by a deep ribbed dildo
FalseIt's like you just described my weekend. Wait, no, false.
TNP would have answered the previous question as true.

False
TNP ate way too much over the Thanksgiving holdiay and hasn't worked out since![]()
Both true and false. I did eat way too much, but did do some working out this weekend and this morning.
TNP is at work right now.
False. Just got home .
TNP had to shovel snow today.
False. No snow here.
TNP is wearing pants.
Sadly true.
TNP wishes they weren't wearing pants.
True! '91 Geo Storm...
TNP has had sex at work.
True.
TNP had sex in the family pool
False
TNP likes women half their age.
False, nothing in common.
TNP has paid for sex.