True or False

[Miles Long]

True. Actually a few times.

TNP prefers dark chocolate over milk chocolate.

False. Milk chocolate for me.


TNP is excited for Christmas.

 

[jasonmason]

False. Milk chocolate for me.


TNP is excited for Christmas.

True. It’s one of my most favorite times of the year.

TNP will be traveling this year for Christmas

 

[LiveWire64]

True. It’s one of my most favorite times of the year.

TNP will be traveling this year for Christmas

No.

TNP could care less about Christmas.

 

[kurrginatorX]

No.

TNP could care less about Christmas.

Since I am looking forward to Christmas, it is true that I could care less, but I don't.

TNP is currently engaged in binging a TV show (if so, which?).

 

[muddler35]

Since I am looking forward to Christmas, it is true that I could care less, but I don't.

TNP is currently engaged in binging a TV show (if so, which?).

True. Blind Date. A friend of mine worked on the show.

TNP has fishing licences from multiple states.

 

[cole4258]

True. Blind Date. A friend of mine worked on the show.

TNP has fishing licences from multiple states.

False...used to

TNP is off today ...from work

 

[JerseyJade]

False...used to

TNP is off today ...from work

True.

TNP has given or received oral sex on a first date.

 

[cole4258]

True.

TNP has given or received oral sex on a first date.

True

TNP is ready for a first date

 

[JerseyJade]

True

TNP is ready for a first date

Very true.

TNP has a real Christmas tree.

 

[Billsexpot]

Very true.

TNP has a real Christmas tree.

False.

TNP has had an uplifting experience in the past week.

 

[Corbal]

Very true.

TNP has a real Christmas tree.

That’ll be a cold day in hell. I go fake...look at my makeup if you don’t believe me. Lol.

TNP owes me a sandwich. Get on it. I’m hungry.

 

[muddler35]

That’ll be a cold day in hell. I go fake...look at my makeup if you don’t believe me. Lol.

TNP owes me a sandwich. Get on it. I’m hungry.

True, but let's just order a pizza.

TNP woke up hornier than usual this morning.

 

[kurrginatorX]

TNP has had an uplifting experience in the past week.

False. It's been a steady downpour of yellow shit storms.

TNP woke up hornier than usual this morning.

False.

TNP prefers natural over fake.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

False. It's been a steady downpour of yellow shit storms.



False.

TNP prefers natural over fake.

True. Very true. In many contexts.

TNP loves their job.

 

[witchydiana85]

True. Very true. In many contexts.

TNP loves their job.

True-ish (weather-permitting, etc).

The next poster hates memes.

 

[Billsexpot]

True-ish (weather-permitting, etc).

The next poster hates memes.

False. I fucking love them even though I’m probably too old for them.

TNP tells the truth all the time.

 

[spawnofdavey]

True-ish (weather-permitting, etc).

The next poster hates memes.

Pretty much...

Next poster is a Grinch..

 

[LizVegas79]

Pretty much...

Next poster is a Grinch..

False! (although green is my second favorite color)

TNP has dressed up as Mr or Mrs Santa Claus before?

 

[Shi_One81]

False! (although green is my second favorite color)

TNP has dressed up as Mr or Mrs Santa Claus before?

False

TNP has a Santa fetish?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

False! (although green is my second favorite color)

TNP has dressed up as Mr or Mrs Santa Claus before?

True. Well, slutty elf anyways.

TNP has considered dressing up as Santa but thinks the beard would look ridiculous.

 

[LizVegas79]

False

TNP has a Santa fetish?

False. But I elves can be really cute.

True. Well, slutty elf anyways.

TNP has considered dressing up as Santa but thinks the beard would look ridiculous.

True - considered, done and worn the beard - everyone still recognized me though.

TNP has a Santa or elf costume in his or her closet.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. But I elves can be really cute.



True - considered, done and worn the beard - everyone still recognized me though.

TNP has a Santa or elf costume in his or her closet.

False, but I'd make one hell of a Santa

TNP is ready to tie one on.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

False, but I'd make one hell of a Santa

TNP is ready to tie one on.

True, but not until tomorrow night.

TNP already has a pretty good buzz going.

 

[kurrginatorX]

True, but not until tomorrow night.

TNP already has a pretty good buzz going.

False, but I am kind of dozey from my meds.

TNP hopes to fins an SO this holiday season.

 

[muddler35]

False, but I am kind of dozey from my meds.

TNP hopes to fins an SO this holiday season.

False

TNP has given up on tracking packages and is relying on the Amazon Gods to get all of their presents delivered on time.