Sh75
Literotica Guru
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- May 19, 2019
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False, it’s 945am!
TNP is meeting a Litster for the first time this year.
I sure hope so
TNP is putting off chores again because they are stuck on Lit
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False, it’s 945am!
TNP is meeting a Litster for the first time this year.
I sure hope so
TNP is putting off chores again because they are stuck on Lit
Lit as an excuse? Any excuse will do for me.
TNP has pawned jewelry to get back at someone s/he was pissed at.
false
TNP has had their name slandered at work?
False.
TNP has slandered someone else’s name at work.
False.
TNP has bitten into food and found a foreign object.
Thank God false
TNP has drank a bottle of tequila with a worm in it?
Gross! False.
TNP is on break at work.
False.
TNP would need just one wish instead of three to make things right.
False . Minimum of 2 - tons of money doesn't guarantee perfect health and health doesn't pay my bills.
T/F
TNP.is traveling for the 4th
Yeah, about 8 miles, and only for a few hours.
TNP already has Hallowe'en costume ideas in mind.
False. Fuck no. Unless I'm dressing as me like the last 30+ years.
TNP likes Halloween more than Christmas.
False
TNP buys Halloween candy and eats it before passing it out
False. I have my own stash.
TNP likes mustaches.
Nah. The whole "Pornstache" thing, ya know?
TNP eats peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon, no bread.
True, well if it is the fun flavors like jif whips chocolate and peanut butter.
Tnp has locked their keys in their car, on more than one occassion.
True...
TNP has locked themselves out of the house
Yeah, haven't we all?
TNP has broken out a window to gain entry into their own car or house.
False. Spare keys, motherfuckers...
TNP has broken a plate washing it.
True.
TNP is watching something on Netflix.
True.
TNP is watching something on Netflix.
Nope, don't have it.
TNP is bored out of their gore.
False.
TNP wants a snack.
Eating one, so True.
TNP will get some nookie tonight.