True or False

[Jada59]

False, although I did once tickle a French woman.

TNP remembers his / her first grade-school crush.

True. In fact I tried to find him but he moved to another state.

TNP is sleepy.

 

[HornyHal]

True. In fact I tried to find him but he moved to another state.

TNP is sleepy.

False, I just woke up


TNP checks lit out during breakfast

 

[CamronsInsider]

False, I just woke up


TNP checks lit out during breakfast

I can’t do that, only because I’d never get to work if I did.

TNPTP has masterbated next to their sleeping partner

 

[kurrginatorX]

I can’t do that, only because I’d never get to work if I did.

TNPTP has masterbated next to their sleeping partner

True

TNP has masturbated ON his / her sleeping SO

 

[Justadude64]

not on her but next to her

 

[awired50]

not on her but next to her

What he said.

TPB will masturbate this afternoon.

 

[standard1]

What he said.

TPB will masturbate this afternoon.

Totally false.

The next person has a very fast sports car.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Totally false.

The next person has a very fast sports car.

Nope

The next poster can entertain themselves in an empty room.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Nope

The next poster can entertain themselves in an empty room.

True

For the semantics out there, TNP has masturbated to orgasm and allowed his / her cum to fall, drip, skeet, spurt, squirt, or any variation thereof, onto the SO sleeping next to him / her.

 

[DeckardNYC]

True

For the semantics out there, TNP has masturbated to orgasm and allowed his / her cum to fall, drip, skeet, spurt, squirt, or any variation thereof, onto the SO sleeping next to him / her.

False, just cleaned it up.

TNP has masturbated on a plane

 

[Sweet_Lara]

False, just cleaned it up.

TNP has masturbated on a plane

False

TNP has masturbated on a train

 

[DeckardNYC]

False

TNP has masturbated on a train

True

TNP has masturbated on a bus

 

[Sweet_Lara]

True

TNP has masturbated on a bus

False

TNP has masturbated in an automobile

 

[DeckardNYC]

False

TNP has masturbated in an automobile

True

TNP has masturbated somebody else in plane, train or automobile

 

[PapaRomantic]

False

TNP has masturbated in an automobile

True - while driving - and finishing!

TNP has purposely worn see-through clothing in public before.

 

[DeckardNYC]

True - while driving - and finishing!

TNP has purposely worn see-through clothing in public before.

False

TNP has masturbated somebody else in plane, train or automobile

 

[Sweet_Lara]

False

TNP has masturbated somebody else in plane, train or automobile

False

TNP has masturbated in a bed

 

[CamronsInsider]

False

TNP has masturbated in a bed

oh yeah, some times next to someone who's sleeping.

TNPTP has to buy larger condoms than they sell at the pharmacy

 

[wannabplaything]

oh yeah, some times next to someone who's sleeping.

TNPTP has to buy larger condoms than they sell at the pharmacy

since you can fit a regular condom over a baseball bat, i'm gonna call false. lol

TNP has exaggerated their "dimensions" to someone.

 

[DeckardNYC]

since you can fit a regular condom over a baseball bat, i'm gonna call false. lol

TNP has exaggerated their "dimensions" to someone.

False

TNP has used flavored condoms

 

[kurrginatorX]

False

TNP has used flavored condoms

False

TNP has participated in sex where a female condom was in use

 

[PapaRomantic]

False

TNP has participated in sex where a female condom was in use

False - very few times with a male condom also.

TNP has had more pets than sex partners.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

False - very few times with a male condom also.

TNP has had more pets than sex partners.

True
TNP has artificially enhanced their appearance.

 

[PapaRomantic]

True
TNP has artificially enhanced their appearance.

False - no sense messing with perfection!

TNP has both older brothers or sisters AND younger brothers or sisters.

 

[Jada59]

True
TNP has artificially enhanced their appearance.

False.

TNP has worn or eaten edible panties.