LAM_Writes
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Couldn't tell you the last time I was in a strip club. Couldn't tell my wife either.
TNP would like to perform at a strip club
False, I am far too clumsy lol
TNP has taken pole dance classes.
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Couldn't tell you the last time I was in a strip club. Couldn't tell my wife either.
TNP would like to perform at a strip club
False, I am far too clumsy lol
TNP has taken pole dance classes.
Nobody wants to see that
TNP dances like someone having a fit
False. Just the ol white guy overbite dance here.
TNP Has asked a stranger to dance recently
Nope - no dancing since the pandemic (& I'm too shy to do the asking usually)
TNP has taken some kind of dance lessons in their life
I have two left feet
TNP gets a cheek lift job every year.
Nope
TNP has had a butt lift
Nope. I just walk a lot.
TNP has a tight butt
Exercised yes
TNP finds the male ass about the most fascinating part of the anatomy.
False
TNP believes size matters
Size of what?
TNP thinks the brain is the sexiest part of the body.
True,
TNP likes keeping the lights on when having sex
On or off, it matters not to me
TNP has the need to be in charge.
True
TNP likes that.
True
TNP has a planner that arranges their day, week, month.
False. Gave that shit up.
TNP doesn't know what they are doing next week.
Semi-true, some days I do, some are up for grabs
TNP embraces life and it’s craziness.
True
TNP walks around the house naked.
Occasionally, more often skimpily clad
TNP keeps up with style trends.
NeitherFalse. Not anymoe
TNP likes Coke over Pepsi.
Neither
TNP likes to be outdoor
FalseFalse, just minimally due to allergies
TNP is a homebody.
True. Unless we go out to eatTrue
TNP cooks dinner frequently.
I love dessert and take my time with itTrue. Unless we go out to eat
TNP enjoys dessert. I do![]()