OxfordJack
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True
False - I do not cook a meal every day
TNP dislikes lasagne
false...I love Lasagne
TNP loves seafood
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True
False - I do not cook a meal every day
TNP dislikes lasagne
True - I could eat it every dayfalse...I love Lasagne
TNP loves seafood
Yes, if it's cheesecake, ok maybe puddingTrue - I could eat it every day
TNP likes creamy desserts
True - I really enjoy being outdoorsYes, if it's cheesecake, ok maybe pudding
TNP craves getting out in nature, hike/walk hills or beaches
True - I really enjoy being outdoors
TNP likes to sip drinks slowly
False, awake before alarm so I cooked eggs/toast.False
TNP has not been eaten in a while?
False, awake before alarm so I cooked eggs/toast.
TNP eats in the car on way to work
Used to read voraciously, try to get a few at least.False. Tnp reads several books a year.
Used to read voraciously, try to get a few at least.
TNP prefers real books vs digital
I have no idea what either of those areSo damn true
TNP prefers West Coast Rap to East Coast Rap
I have no idea what either of those are
TNP prefers Chinese to Indian food
That is probably true for both Jade and IVery true.
TNP would rather give a blowjob than eat cake.
That is probably true for both Jade and I
TNP masturbates in the bath

Not in a very long timeThat is probably true for both Jade and I
TNP masturbates in the bath
True. On both.
TNP has masturbated while taking a shower.
Totally..who hasn't..right?
TNP ever get caught masturbating someplace you shouldn't be masturbating??
Absolutely, long weekend!!Haven't been caught....
TNP has long weekend coming up.
Absolutely, long weekend!!
TNP has masturbated somewhere to intentionally get caught
No. Always go before the showerFalse. I’m very private about sex and masturbation. Have been caught but it was non intentional.
TNP has peed in the shower?
No. Always go before the shower
TNP has maxed out their credit card on numerous occasions
False
TNP is/was excited about their dinner plans for tonight
False, just a regular weeknight dinner
TNP has exciting weekend plans
If you count being excited about just unwinding and no choresFalse, but I'm happy to not be working.
TNP has been to the beach this summer.
If you count being excited about just unwinding and no chores
TNP wants to sit down with someone from Lit and enjoy an adult beverage of choice
True I have a Jack and cokeTrue, there are lots of people on here who would be fun to have a conversation with
TNP is having an adult beverage right now