Anastasia1999
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No, unfortunately I’m still in bed…or maybe it’s fortunately?
TNP has had breakfast already.
Yes indeed and 2 cups of coffee
TNP knows what’s for lunch already
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No, unfortunately I’m still in bed…or maybe it’s fortunately?
TNP has had breakfast already.
Actually I would like to have everyday sex, but that hasn’t happened in a while.
TNP plans to have Sunday sex.

Yes indeed and 2 cups of coffee
TNP knows what’s for lunch already
Yes indeed and 2 cups of coffee
TNP knows what’s for lunch already
Is there a bus stop near youUnless it’s a boat, it’s not happening.
I doubt today is my day.
TNP plans to take things into their own hands this Sunday.
Haven’t gotten breakfast out of the way yet.
Nah.
TNP is having Sunday Brunch.
Haven’t gotten breakfast out of the way yet.
Nah.
TNP is having Sunday Brunch.
False. Have never really “brunched”. I am supposed to be making biscuits though.
TNP has plans to do very little today.
False to both. It’s a pretty busy day.
See above!
True.
TNP is seeing family today.
False
TNP has a dog that needs to be walked
Only the daughter that still lives at home.
TNP as had a one night stand in the past 30 days.
Sadly no
TNP needs to fuck very badly
Very true
TNP sadly won’t be fucking any time soon.
Very true
TNP sadly won’t be fucking any time soon.
False most likely.
TNP would sleep with a guy earlier than usual just to try and snag him in the hope of love coming later.
Good god, NO!
TNP has a love for expensive gadgets.
False. Although one thing I own gets expensive.
TNP could live without sex or masturbation for a month.
Sex I’ve gone years. I’m sure I could go a month without masturbation.
TNP would end a relationship if they weren’t sexually compatible
Sad but true. It would have to end if I couldn't make her happy in bed.
TNP would allow a same sex friend to go down on them if the friend requested to.
Probably not.
TNP would go down on the opposite sex to see what it is that their SO doesn't like and/or won't do to them.
True!
TNP plays hard to get to tease the opposite sex.
True!
TNP plays hard to get to tease the opposite sex.
False unless you count sucking the toothbrushFalse. I'm a slut and not ashamed to admit it.
TNP has given oral sex this week.
False unless you count sucking the toothbrush
TNP has interesting plans for this week