SithLordSexyPants1
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2017
- Posts
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From what I’ve been told true.
TNP plays golf.
No (but mini-golf yes)
TNP plays a musical instrument
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From what I’ve been told true.
TNP plays golf.
No (but mini-golf yes)
TNP plays a musical instrument
No...I can only play the radio.
TNP sings in the shower.
True
TNP is a good dancer
I like to dance. Don't know that I would call it "good" though.
TNP has danced with their current partner (or last if currently single)
Uh yeah, true. Who hasn’t just put on some MGMT and jumped around? It’s been a bit of a litmus test in my past relationships.
True or false: the next person has sexually fantasized about someone they think literally no one has fantasized about.
False.
TNP thinks deeply.
True. Sometimes too much for my own good.
TNP has been on a date recently or is planning one for the near future.
I have not been on a date in a very very long time. I have hope for one but it is beyond my control.
TNP is damaged.
I have not been on a date in a very very long time. I have hope for one but it is beyond my control.
TNP is damaged.
The extent of my damage is a small (no surgery necessary so far) hernia.
TNP has an unwanted accumulation of more than 100 pennies.
Who isn't in some way, shape, or form.
TNP has had a relationship that has lasted more than 10 years.
Yes. I’ve had friendships that have lasted 20 + years.
TNP has a masturbatory routine.
False, I like variety and unplanned as well as risky.
TNP can’t concentrate till they have masturbated.
False.
TNP has a go to fantasy when they masturbate.
True
TNP masturbates more than once a day.
Sometimes...depends on how horny I am
TNP fantasizes about someone on Lit.
Not currently
TNP loves the mental part of sex more than the physical
No think it’s equal.
TNP has met someone at a no tell motel for sex.
No
TNP has never had an affair
This one is true, unless you count online married men.
Same question.
This one is true, unless you count online married men.
Same question.
Same, unless you count on-line encounters
TNP loves erotica
Well, yes.
TNP is a smoker.
No. I quit about 8 years ago but have since rekindled my nicotene habit. First by vaping and now using oral nicotene pouches.
TNP thinks vaping is just as dangerous as smoking.