True or false fun

True

T/F - the last time you had sex, you orgasmed before your partner?
False 15 min ago - inside my wife AFTER I ate her to an orgasm (cleaned her up after I came!)

T/F you have fucked more than one lover in a day (must be separate occasions - orgies and swaps don’t count)
 
Half true (depends on the task at hand)

T/F you regularly enjoy a “kink” that 10 (or more) years ago you didnt even know was a “thing” (please describe)
True. I describe a year as a unit by which we measure the time it takes for a heavenly body to orbit around the sun, which is 365.25 days on planet earth.

T/F You have checked your smoke alarm batteries at least once in the past year.
 
True. I describe a year as a unit by which we measure the time it takes for a heavenly body to orbit around the sun, which is 365.25 days on planet earth.

T/F You have checked your smoke alarm batteries at least once in the past year.
True. Actually, replaced a smoke detector and changed the battery in another on Tuesday.

T/F - you've had a smoke detector go off in the middle of the night with my smoke/fire found?
 
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