True or false fun

True

T/F - the last time you had sex, you orgasmed before your partner?
False 15 min ago - inside my wife AFTER I ate her to an orgasm (cleaned her up after I came!)

T/F you have fucked more than one lover in a day (must be separate occasions - orgies and swaps don’t count)
 
Half true (depends on the task at hand)

T/F you regularly enjoy a “kink” that 10 (or more) years ago you didnt even know was a “thing” (please describe)
True. I describe a year as a unit by which we measure the time it takes for a heavenly body to orbit around the sun, which is 365.25 days on planet earth.

T/F You have checked your smoke alarm batteries at least once in the past year.
 
True. I describe a year as a unit by which we measure the time it takes for a heavenly body to orbit around the sun, which is 365.25 days on planet earth.

T/F You have checked your smoke alarm batteries at least once in the past year.
True. Actually, replaced a smoke detector and changed the battery in another on Tuesday.

T/F - you've had a smoke detector go off in the middle of the night with my smoke/fire found?
 
True. Actually, replaced a smoke detector and changed the battery in another on Tuesday.

T/F - you've had a smoke detector go off in the middle of the night with my smoke/fire found?
False. The low battery warnings have gone off in the middle of the night, but fortunately no actual smoke or fire up to this time.

T/F - You have inadvertently set your home alarm off on yourself and have had the police show up?
 
False. The low battery warnings have gone off in the middle of the night, but fortunately no actual smoke or fire up to this time.

T/F - You have inadvertently set your home alarm off on yourself and have had the police show up?
Worse. Inadvertenetly activated the silent alarm in a secure workplace I once worked in.

T/F - you have large sums of cash hidden around your house?
 
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