VeryBadGirl
Really Really Experienced
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- Jan 14, 2002
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I don't know why, but Starfish's latest threads made me think of this - for some reason, they sound best when I mentally read them in the voice I imagine she has.
"True Friends"
Friend,
When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
This is my oath
I pledge til the end
Why? you may ask.
Because you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
"True Friends"
Friend,
When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
This is my oath
I pledge til the end
Why? you may ask.
Because you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
