*True Confessions*

[~Dream~]

Wet, dry....as long as they aren't worn solely in the privacy of your own home.

I'm all for ,If ya got it ,flaunt it...cause I know I have a nice ass and I love wearing tight jeans but the problem i have with some ppl is they get a real TUDE when they do that ..Like they think they are the SHIT ,just cause they have a Bod

 

[gina3]

Confession

I suck.

When am I finally going to learn to stop hoping, wishing, waiting and dreaming for these things? They're only fairy tales, meant for others. Not me, never me. Every time I think I get close, reality is right there to smack me in the face. I give up.

 

[nrcma98]

Re: Confession

I suck.

When am I finally going to learn to stop hoping, wishing, waiting and dreaming for these things? They're only fairy tales, meant for others. Not me, never me. Every time I think I get close, reality is right there to smack me in the face. I give up.

Sorry to hear you're having troubles, Gina

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Thank you, TCer's, for your kind wishes and support!

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/boston/boston1.jpg

Sunday night's concert was wonderful (and FREE for us!). It was an outdoor gathering, right by the Missouri River, and it was a very lovely way for Oman and I to spend our last full day together (for possibly 2 weeks!).

Spoke to him a little earlier, and he has arrived safely at this destination, and will be working the night shift.

Thank you all, again, and I hope that things clear up (and cheer up) for those who are not very happy right now.

 

[nrcma98]

Bulls and Cows

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

 

[SecretScribe]

Good Morning!

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed owner ailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and trolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry." "If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan It's now $150."

 

[SecretScribe]

and another ...

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtime", delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtime" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

*****WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*****

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send to everyone.

.....if you are a blonde, this is a joke.....

 

[naughtygirl]

Good morning all...Have a good day!

I have been "smober" for One day, 6 hours, 53 minutes and 44 seconds. 38 cigarettes not smoked, saving $5.79. Life saved: 3 hours, 10 minutes.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Re: and another ...

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Thank you. I now have people wondering if I'm sane or not.

Oh wait, they already wondered. Never mind.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Good morning all...Have a good day!

I have been "smober" for One day, 6 hours, 53 minutes and 44 seconds. 38 cigarettes not smoked, saving $5.79. Life saved: 3 hours, 10 minutes.

x 12

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Confession

I suck.

When am I finally going to learn to stop hoping, wishing, waiting and dreaming for these things? They're only fairy tales, meant for others. Not me, never me. Every time I think I get close, reality is right there to smack me in the face. I give up.

Gina,

Everyone has there dreams, but if you do give up on them they can never come true. *IF* this is something you want, you work and you fight to make it happen. If you give up, it's a guaranty that it will never happen.

I've seen your posts, I've seen your threads, you are a beautiful and vivatious women with a huge heart (and the case to go around it, but that's for another post ), you can do whatever you want to do and you know it.

Get off your butt and make it happen!

 

[Curious_Fem]

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Get off your butt and make it happen!

Speaking of butts.... *pinch*

(sorry, I know this was a serious post but I'm really not in a serious mood today )

 

[Wintermute]

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Speaking of butts.... *pinch*

(sorry, I know this was a serious post but I'm really not in a serious mood today )

*Pinches* right back at your AV missy.

And I'll raise you a *slurp* and a *Ummmmm*.

 

[Curious_Fem]

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*Pinches* right back at your AV missy.

And I'll raise you a *slurp* and a *Ummmmm*.

Slurp? Oh that would have me moaning in no time. There's something so nasty/dirty/sexy about that sound, my opinion of course.

And I'm all about the nasty/dirty/sexy.

 

[Wintermute]

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Slurp? Oh that would have me moaning in no time. There's something so nasty/dirty/sexy about that sound, my opinion of course.

And I'm all about the nasty/dirty/sexy.

*Slurp* *squish* *slorp* *Thurp*

Yeah, I knew I liked you. You nasty, dirty, sexy thang you.

 

[SecretScribe]

Good morning all...Have a good day!

I have been "smober" for One day, 6 hours, 53 minutes and 44 seconds. 38 cigarettes not smoked, saving $5.79. Life saved: 3 hours, 10 minutes.

Go, girl, go!!! ...

The day you have just gone through is the very worst day you will face. From here on out it gets just a bit easier every day, every hour. You are building the "habit" of not smoking. And if you think about backsliding ... just remember that you don't want to go through that first day again ... *shudder*

Keep on rolling you two ... !!!

 

[gina3]

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Sorry to hear you're having troubles, Gina

Thanks sweetie- I appreciate that

 

[gina3]

Re: Re: Confession

Gina,

Everyone has there dreams, but if you do give up on them they can never come true. *IF* this is something you want, you work and you fight to make it happen. If you give up, it's a guaranty that it will never happen.

I've seen your posts, I've seen your threads, you are a beautiful and vivatious women with a huge heart (and the case to go around it, but that's for another post ), you can do whatever you want to do and you know it.

Get off your butt and make it happen!

Thank you darlin

Actually, I think I've been trying TOO hard to make them happen. I see what I want to see, not what's actually there. By then, my hopes are up for something that will never happen and there I am once again, picking up the broken shards of my heart and my dreams.

I love this man with all my heart. He is everything I've ever wanted and all I want to do is share the rest of my life with him. And he loves me! And he is so wonderful to me. I've never known another man quite like him. But now it's, " I love you and I want to be with you- you're a great girl. But I'm not ready for anything serious. And I don't know that I ever will." So now, we're taking it easy, or "keeping things casual" as he calls it. Or something. I don't know quite what it is that we're doing. I don't think he does either. I thought we had been serious for a long time. Shows you what I know.

I'm just tired of getting the shit end of the stick. I can't go through this again, so if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I'm certainly not going to get my hopes up.

Thanks for listening to my rambling

 

[nrcma98]

PISSED OFF

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

Dishwasher shot craps (and an assload of water across the kitchen) today.

Went and bought a new one. Als bought the new washer and dryer I've been needing.

Get everything home...An hour and ten minutes from the store.

Washer works. Dryer pours smoke.

And I need a part for the dishwasher.

I am not happy.

I'm going to bed have to be up early to take the fucking dryer back.

 

[Wintermute]

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Thank you darlin

Actually, I think I've been trying TOO hard to make them happen. I see what I want to see, not what's actually there. By then, my hopes are up for something that will never happen and there I am once again, picking up the broken shards of my heart and my dreams.

I love this man with all my heart. He is everything I've ever wanted and all I want to do is share the rest of my life with him. And he loves me! And he is so wonderful to me. I've never known another man quite like him. But now it's, " I love you and I want to be with you- you're a great girl. But I'm not ready for anything serious. And I don't know that I ever will." So now, we're taking it easy, or "keeping things casual" as he calls it. Or something. I don't know quite what it is that we're doing. I don't think he does either. I thought we had been serious for a long time. Shows you what I know.

I'm just tired of getting the shit end of the stick. I can't go through this again, so if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I'm certainly not going to get my hopes up.

Thanks for listening to my rambling

I've been on both the receiving and the giving end of similar situation. Unfortunately, I'm on the giving end right now, with a very beautiful person who I don't fell like I deserve. I've kept a lot of things from her and it makes me feel like she doesn't deserve me. And yet I kept things from her that she might very well have been cool with it. Like Lit. She would have loved this place, but I kept that from her. I didn't let her into my world and I feel guilty as hell for it. She doesn't deserve someone like me and she doesn't realise it.

I've cried like a baby alot over the past few days. I'm not sure if I really know what love is yet and I'm 36, my clock is ticking and I scared of being alone and scared of being hurt.

We just have to live through it.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

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Thank you darlin

Actually, I think I've been trying TOO hard to make them happen. I see what I want to see, not what's actually there. By then, my hopes are up for something that will never happen and there I am once again, picking up the broken shards of my heart and my dreams.

I love this man with all my heart. He is everything I've ever wanted and all I want to do is share the rest of my life with him. And he loves me! And he is so wonderful to me. I've never known another man quite like him. But now it's, " I love you and I want to be with you- you're a great girl. But I'm not ready for anything serious. And I don't know that I ever will." So now, we're taking it easy, or "keeping things casual" as he calls it. Or something. I don't know quite what it is that we're doing. I don't think he does either. I thought we had been serious for a long time. Shows you what I know.

I'm just tired of getting the shit end of the stick. I can't go through this again, so if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I'm certainly not going to get my hopes up.

Thanks for listening to my rambling

You have no idea how familiar this sounds...my heart goes out to you.

 

[gina3]

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I've been on both the receiving and the giving end of similar situation. Unfortunately, I'm on the giving end right now, with a very beautiful person who I don't fell like I deserve. I've kept a lot of things from her and it makes me feel like she doesn't deserve me. And yet I kept things from her that she might very well have been cool with it. Like Lit. She would have loved this place, but I kept that from her. I didn't let her into my world and I feel guilty as hell for it. She doesn't deserve someone like me and she doesn't realise it.

I've cried like a baby alot over the past few days. I'm not sure if I really know what love is yet and I'm 36, my clock is ticking and I scared of being alone and scared of being hurt.

We just have to live through it.

From what I know about you- you are a good, loving man who deserves happiness. Why in the world would you think you don't deserve her? It's always best to be honest, even if you think that it's something that the other person doesn't want to hear. I'm glad he was honest with me. This hurts like a bitch, but it hurts much worse to be lied to. I've been there too.

There's still time to tell her how you feel- be honest with her.


And I know about that ticking clock too- just turned 30, but he's 24 and doesn't have a clue about that yet.....lol

 

[1fiestyredhead]

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I've been on both the receiving and the giving end of similar situation. Unfortunately, I'm on the giving end right now, with a very beautiful person who I don't fell like I deserve. I've kept a lot of things from her and it makes me feel like she doesn't deserve me. And yet I kept things from her that she might very well have been cool with it. Like Lit. She would have loved this place, but I kept that from her. I didn't let her into my world and I feel guilty as hell for it. She doesn't deserve someone like me and she doesn't realise it.

I've cried like a baby alot over the past few days. I'm not sure if I really know what love is yet and I'm 36, my clock is ticking and I scared of being alone and scared of being hurt.

We just have to live through it.

It's never too late for honesty hun...and that includes being honest with yourself. If we all got what we deserved we'd all be homeless and hungry. Stop with the self beatings and decide if this woman is what you want and worth making apologies and concessions for. If you truly love her...don't let her go.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

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It's never too late for honesty hun...and that includes being honest with yourself. If we all got what we deserved we'd all be homeless and hungry. Stop with the self beatings and decide if this woman is what you want and worth making apologies and concessions for. If you truly love her...don't let her go.

It really is never too late!

Been reading the posts, Gina's story is certainly a familiar one for me. Spent 8 years thinking I was heading somewhere with someone I loved (and who loved me the best way he knew how) before finding out he didn't want to be "IN' love with anyone!

Talk about a broken heart!

Anyway, after a time of grieving, I just resigned myself to just living for myself, when one lonely night, LIT came along, and so did Oman!

The love of my life didn't arrive until I was 48!! So, it's NEVER too late!

Spoke with Oman today, and he's working hard (night hours too!). Miss him terribly, but time does pass!

 

[nrcma98]

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until I was 48!!

I read it all, however this shocked me.


You type so young-ly