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Hmmm ... not sure about that ...Gunner Dailey said:a little better looking than Shrek
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I'm not telling what color I am using ...SexyAmber said:
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i have you down as a vampy red type SS 
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Vampy Red ... I'll have to look for that the next time I'm at Target ... it sounds kinda cool ... but I'm afraid that tonite it's not the color I'm using ...English Lady said:i have you down as a vampy red type SS
*hint* ... I borrowed my daughter's bottle of polish ...
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hmmmmmmm
*thinks*
baby pink?
or funky purple?
hmm i'm not up on the latest nail varnish colour trends im afraid!*l*
*thinks*
baby pink?
or funky purple?
hmm i'm not up on the latest nail varnish colour trends im afraid!*l*
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lol ... nope ... it's a leftover from her Goth period ...English Lady said:
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morning TC'ers.
it has picked up 'round here.
off to get ready for work.
Happy Friday!
it has picked up 'round here.
off to get ready for work.
Happy Friday!
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Good morning TC gang! 
Im quite happy this mornin' for no particular reason
Hope y'all have a great day and a Good Friday. 
Its half of day of work and then a barbeque at the lake. My "no smoking" will really be tested there...several smokers will be there. I have half considered not going, but I'll have to deal with it sometime.
Im quite happy this mornin' for no particular reason
Hope y'all have a great day and a Good Friday. Its half of day of work and then a barbeque at the lake. My "no smoking" will really be tested there...several smokers will be there. I have half considered not going, but I'll have to deal with it sometime.
SexyAmber
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I confess...
(disclaimer: all views and opinions expressed are my own)
The more liberal we become the more restrictive it is on people with conservative ideals, which in itself defeats the goals of liberalism.
As a canadian living in the United States, I am ashamed that my country, who for hundreds of years relied on the financial support and protection of the US doesn't stand up more openly for the country that made us what we are.
I am actually shy if I like someone
I think astroturf is sacreligious, same goes for the designated hitter
His laughter is intoxicating
It's peoples fundamental right to speak that doesn't mean what they say holds any value to me.
I like protective men
I think it is a woman's responsibility to be many different women to the man she is with.
I would love to meet a man who wouldn't mind staying at home while I worked to take care of us and wouldn't be threatened by it.
Even though I have my Master's I have alot to learn
I love to talk, about everything and nothing, there is nothing sexier than staying up for hours talking to a sexy man who is willing to teach you things about life.
Sometimes a voice can be like a drug, addicting and intoxicating, and when it's gone you feel like you have a hangover
I hate beer
I do however like wine and southern comfort
I despise when people ask for your advice, you give it, and they get mad at you.
I like to be spanked
I wonder if men really do like a woman that is a challenge
I didn't wear any panties to work today
NG great job on no smoking!
SS - I am having a horrible poetry block
Have a great day everyone!
(disclaimer: all views and opinions expressed are my own)
The more liberal we become the more restrictive it is on people with conservative ideals, which in itself defeats the goals of liberalism.
As a canadian living in the United States, I am ashamed that my country, who for hundreds of years relied on the financial support and protection of the US doesn't stand up more openly for the country that made us what we are.
I am actually shy if I like someone
I think astroturf is sacreligious, same goes for the designated hitter
His laughter is intoxicating
It's peoples fundamental right to speak that doesn't mean what they say holds any value to me.
I like protective men
I think it is a woman's responsibility to be many different women to the man she is with.
I would love to meet a man who wouldn't mind staying at home while I worked to take care of us and wouldn't be threatened by it.
Even though I have my Master's I have alot to learn
I love to talk, about everything and nothing, there is nothing sexier than staying up for hours talking to a sexy man who is willing to teach you things about life.
Sometimes a voice can be like a drug, addicting and intoxicating, and when it's gone you feel like you have a hangover
I hate beer
I do however like wine and southern comfort
I despise when people ask for your advice, you give it, and they get mad at you.
I like to be spanked
I wonder if men really do like a woman that is a challenge
I didn't wear any panties to work today
NG great job on no smoking!
SS - I am having a horrible poetry block
Have a great day everyone!
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SS..black black! it must be black....
All this talk of nail varnish makes me wonder if i should paint my toenails and wear my sandals tommorrow...
..oh i am going to Dehon....which is a youth retreat place(catholic) i used to go every year for easter until Beth was born. Now its closing and this will be the last ever easter retreat..so I am going to visit for the day with my sis and her boyfriend. There should be a fair few old faces there..i'm excited about it!
All this talk of nail varnish makes me wonder if i should paint my toenails and wear my sandals tommorrow...
..oh i am going to Dehon....which is a youth retreat place(catholic) i used to go every year for easter until Beth was born. Now its closing and this will be the last ever easter retreat..so I am going to visit for the day with my sis and her boyfriend. There should be a fair few old faces there..i'm excited about it!
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Hi Liza
EL- Paint your toes!
I have this small obsessive compulsive thing where my toenails must match my fingernail color or I get all nerved up
Burning desire consumes
my thoughts, my senses.
I lust.
My lips ache to feel hot, moist kisses...
my neck longs to feel soft warm breath,
silky caresses of gentle lips,
an occasional nip of playful teeth.
My body yearns for hands to slowly explore every slope.
I want.
To caress a hard body with my lips...
softly, slowly..navigating every curve,
leaving no area untouched.
To feel soft hair between my gently stroking fingers.
To hear sounds of content fulfillment...
To see blissful pleasure in the smile of his lips.
To loose myself in that primal scent of him.
I need.
To dance that long, slow dance...
rising and falling to the primordial rhythm.
Release from these fiery passions
that have built to a consuming inferno within.
EL- Paint your toes!
I have this small obsessive compulsive thing where my toenails must match my fingernail color or I get all nerved up
Burning desire consumes
my thoughts, my senses.
I lust.
My lips ache to feel hot, moist kisses...
my neck longs to feel soft warm breath,
silky caresses of gentle lips,
an occasional nip of playful teeth.
My body yearns for hands to slowly explore every slope.
I want.
To caress a hard body with my lips...
softly, slowly..navigating every curve,
leaving no area untouched.
To feel soft hair between my gently stroking fingers.
To hear sounds of content fulfillment...
To see blissful pleasure in the smile of his lips.
To loose myself in that primal scent of him.
I need.
To dance that long, slow dance...
rising and falling to the primordial rhythm.
Release from these fiery passions
that have built to a consuming inferno within.
Whew!! I finally caught up!! Took me a while but I did it...
NG... I figured out that I was pregnant by sleeping so much!! I came home from work by 3, fell asleep within a few min if arriving home, woke up about 8-9pm, ate then went straight back to sleep!! Needless to say, it took less than a week for me to question my sleeping habits, take an at home test and totally panic!!! That was almost 14 yrs ago... how the time has past!! Congrats on the non-smokin time!!! Keep it up!!
EL... glad to hear things worked for your new place!! Enjoy your outing today, too!!
SS... black polish?? Toenails, I hope??
Amber... I agree with so many of the things you typed above...
Kiki... hope life is treating you better!! Hugs!
ChemE and TN... Hope you two have fun!!
Randy... don't work too hard!! Hope you had fun this last weekend!!
Jewelz... so glad to see you posting again... You seem very happy of late!!! Hugs!
Matt... I'll be thinking of You today!
Oman! Hello!!!! ~smile~
To any and everybody else I may have missed.... Hugs and
's!!!
LizA
NG... I figured out that I was pregnant by sleeping so much!! I came home from work by 3, fell asleep within a few min if arriving home, woke up about 8-9pm, ate then went straight back to sleep!! Needless to say, it took less than a week for me to question my sleeping habits, take an at home test and totally panic!!! That was almost 14 yrs ago... how the time has past!! Congrats on the non-smokin time!!! Keep it up!!
EL... glad to hear things worked for your new place!! Enjoy your outing today, too!!
SS... black polish?? Toenails, I hope??
Amber... I agree with so many of the things you typed above...
Kiki... hope life is treating you better!! Hugs!
ChemE and TN... Hope you two have fun!!
Randy... don't work too hard!! Hope you had fun this last weekend!!
Jewelz... so glad to see you posting again... You seem very happy of late!!! Hugs!
Matt... I'll be thinking of You today!
Oman! Hello!!!! ~smile~
To any and everybody else I may have missed.... Hugs and
's!!!LizA
SexyAmber said:Hi Liza
Burning desire consumes
my thoughts, my senses.
I lust.
My lips ache to feel hot, moist kisses...
my neck longs to feel soft warm breath,
silky caresses of gentle lips,
an occasional nip of playful teeth.
My body yearns for hands to slowly explore every slope.
I want.
To caress a hard body with my lips...
softly, slowly..navigating every curve,
leaving no area untouched.
To feel soft hair between my gently stroking fingers.
To hear sounds of content fulfillment...
To see blissful pleasure in the smile of his lips.
To loose myself in that primal scent of him.
I need.
To dance that long, slow dance...
rising and falling to the primordial rhythm.
Release from these fiery passions
that have built to a consuming inferno within.
Hey Amber!!!
OMG...... me, too!!!! Please!!!!! It's been so long.... ~sigh~
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Spent forty-eight dollars last night at the county fair
I threw out my shoulder but I won her that teddy bear
She's got me saying sugar-pie, honey, darlin', and dear
I ain't seen the Braves play a game all year
I'm gonna get fired if I don't get some sleep
My long lost buddies say I'm gettin' in too deep
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
I try so hard
I can't rise above it
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
My mama and daddy tried to teach me courtesy
But it never sank in 'til that girl got a hold of me
Now I'm holding umbrellas and openin' up doors
I'm taking out the trash and I'm sweepin' my floors
I'm crossin' my fingers
And countin' every kiss
Prayin' that it keeps goin' on like this
'Cause I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
I try so hard
I can't rise above it
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
Got to wash my truck
And dress up
To pick her up to watch TV
And she sits down on the sofa
She'll move a little closer
She can't get enough of me
Yeah, and I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
I try so hard
I can't rise above it
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
- Tim McGraw
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Heh
Here's a website for those who like masturbation AND peace.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
This is actually pretty funny...here are a few of their bumper sticker ideas, lol.
Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
War's not kind, beat yourself blind
Help Hans Blix - whack your dicks
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
War is shit, rub your clit
Side with France, reach down your pants
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
War's for squares, play downstairs
Stop war now, milk your cow
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
War is cruel - flog your mule
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
Here's a website for those who like masturbation AND peace.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
This is actually pretty funny...here are a few of their bumper sticker ideas, lol.
Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
War's not kind, beat yourself blind
Help Hans Blix - whack your dicks
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
War is shit, rub your clit
Side with France, reach down your pants
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
War's for squares, play downstairs
Stop war now, milk your cow
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
War is cruel - flog your mule
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
SexyAmber
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Gunner-I love that song!!!!
I will play that CD in my car on the way home
Liza - Thank you I am feeling inspired lately
And that masterbation list is a riot. My personal favorite that caused a lil snort was...
War is heinous, thumb your anus
I will play that CD in my car on the way home
Liza - Thank you
I am feeling inspired lately And that masterbation list is a riot. My personal favorite that caused a lil snort was...
War is heinous, thumb your anus
SexyAmber said:Gunner-I love that song!!!!
I will play that CD in my car on the way home
Liza - Thank you
And that masterbation list is a riot. My personal favorite that caused a lil snort was...
War is heinous, thumb your anus
LOL.. those are hilarious!!
Amber... wish I could find some of that inspiration myself!!
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