*True Confessions*

[English Lady]

*takes a bow*


thanks SS I can't do much but I can rant with the best of 'em

 

[mayi]

How to Bath a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean toilet

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

 

[naughtygirl]

Good morning TC gang!

Babydoll, its nice to see you when you pop in...although we never seem to be here at the same time *pout*

Mayi...Im so glad you had so a great birthday!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! for your job promotion! YOU ROCK!

S_S37 -- welcome to TC!

SS...thank you, I will pass the message along to him.

 

[TantaLiza]

Hi sweetie! You can visit me here anytime!!! It really is a nice time of year right now...

I am feeling pretty good! A few migraines (well, more than a few) but I recall the same thing when I was pregnant with my daughter during the second trimester. My official due date is August 19.

August, eh? My daughter was born the 2nd of July... I got all my headaches in the last trimester... and even more now as 13 gets closer! lol


I'm so wanting to head to FL... miss it lots! Maybe I'll run thru Atlanta and pick up Randy... we could share the ride and be there in no time flat... lol (wishful thinkin on my part) He wants to go to the Keys... personally, I don't mind towards the middle or even up higher... as long as there is sand, water and the sunrise/set... I burn too easily to stay out in full sun... I'm sure I could find something to keep me busy during that time tho... *eg*

Hope your headaches ease up, sugah!!

Blowin kisses again... maybe someone will want them!!

LizA

 

[kikmosa]

August, eh? My daughter was born the 2nd of July... I got all my headaches in the last trimester... and even more now as 13 gets closer! lol


I'm so wanting to head to FL... miss it lots! Maybe I'll run thru Atlanta and pick up Randy... we could share the ride and be there in no time flat... lol (wishful thinkin on my part) He wants to go to the Keys... personally, I don't mind towards the middle or even up higher... as long as there is sand, water and the sunrise/set... I burn too easily to stay out in full sun... I'm sure I could find something to keep me busy during that time tho... *eg*

Hope your headaches ease up, sugah!!

Blowin kisses again... maybe someone will want them!!

LizA

Someone always wants them Tanta.
(catching kisses and keeping them for later)

 

[omahaman2]

When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I
created man I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you,
woman, I fashioned. I breathed the breath of life into man because your
nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I
could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he
could not interfere with the creation of ME.

From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.
I chose the strong, yet delicate, rib which protects the heart and the lungs
that support him, as you are meant to do. Your characteristics are as that
of the rib, strength, yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for
the most delicate organs of man. The heart is the center of his whole
being, his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage allows itself to be
broken before it will allow damage to his heart and lungs.

Around this one bone, I fashioned you. I shaped you. I created you
perfect. Your eyes don't change them, your lips, how lovely when they part
in prayer, your nose so perfect in form, your hands so gentle to touch.
Yes, I have touched your hands. I have held your heart. Of all that lives
and breathes, you are the most like ME. That is why I made you the Mother
of Life. You see, you woman, reside in ME.

Adam walked in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see
ME or touch ME. He could only feel ME. So everything I wanted Adam to
share and experience with me, I fashioned in you. My holiness, my strength,
my purity, my love, my support, and protection. You are all of these
because, you woman, are the extension of me.

Man represents my image, woman my emotions. Together you represent
the totality of God. So man, treat woman well. Love her, respect her for
she is fragile. To hurt her is to hurt ME. What you do to her, you also do
to ME. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart and lungs. Woman,
support man as the ribcage. In humility, show him the power of emotion I
have given you. In gentle quietness, show your strength. In love, show him
that you are the rib that protects his inner self.

~~Author Unknown~~

 

[naughtygirl]

Wow....Oman, that was beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

and Liza, I agree with kiki...I always love your wind-blown kisses!

Pssssssssssst! TC crowd....Nigel's brithday is Monday, I started a birthday thread in the Am Pic Forum....so if you would like to, stop by and wish him a happy birthday!

 

[kikmosa]

Wow....Oman, that was beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

and Liza, I agree with kiki...I always love your wind-blown kisses!

Pssssssssssst! TC crowd....Nigel's brithday is Monday, I started a birthday thread in the Am Pic Forum....so if you would like to, stop by and wish him a happy birthday!

Been there.... done it...

 

[TheRandyOne]

Re: How to Bath a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean toilet

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

LMFAO!!!

 

[TheRandyOne]

August, eh? My daughter was born the 2nd of July... I got all my headaches in the last trimester... and even more now as 13 gets closer! lol


I'm so wanting to head to FL... miss it lots! Maybe I'll run thru Atlanta and pick up Randy... we could share the ride and be there in no time flat... lol (wishful thinkin on my part) He wants to go to the Keys... personally, I don't mind towards the middle or even up higher... as long as there is sand, water and the sunrise/set... I burn too easily to stay out in full sun... I'm sure I could find something to keep me busy during that time tho... *eg*

Hope your headaches ease up, sugah!!

Blowin kisses again... maybe someone will want them!!

LizA

*sitting in my new truck, engine idling, swimsuit packed, cooler iced down...*

Come on Liza, let's hit the road! The sand and sun await.

trying to catch your kisses.....

 

[kikmosa]

*sitting in my new truck, engine idling, swimsuit packed, cooler iced down...*

Come on Liza, let's hit the road! The sand and sun await.

trying to catch your kisses.....

Here Randy, you can have the ones I caught.

 

[TheRandyOne]

Here Randy, you can have the ones I caught.

Thanks kik!
muaahhhh!

 

[TantaLiza]

On my way to work this dreary Sunday morn... wish I could jump in my car and head to those Southern regions... ~sigh~

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!! I'm off to play with cookies, pasting a smile on my face for good measures...

Thanks for takin my kisses... Kiki, NG and Randy... Here's a few more for ya!

Blowin harder... x's 1000...

LizA

 

[SecretScribe]

Is it morning or is it still evening?
Does Saturday still rule supreme or does the day of rest claim the hour?
Is it the present, or is the concept of time fluid?
Does life rule me? ... or I do I really have the power?

 

[SecretScribe]

Confession:

* I took a very big plunge very recently ...

* I have been at Lit for 9 months and my nom de plume implies that I am a writer ...

* Well it is now official ... and not secret I guess.

* Two of my poems were accepted this morning ...

 

[English Lady]

Hurrah for you SS *hurrying to click your link* OO er

 

[naughtygirl]

Confession:

* I took a very big plunge very recently ...

* I have been at Lit for 9 months and my nom de plume implies that I am a writer ...

* Well it is now official ... and not secret I guess.

* Two of my poems were accepted this morning ...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About time!!!!!!! Good for you, SS!

 

[DreamOfSun]

Confession:

* I took a very big plunge very recently ...

* I have been at Lit for 9 months and my nom de plume implies that I am a writer ...

* Well it is now official ... and not secret I guess.

* Two of my poems were accepted this morning ...

I am so very happy for you, SS! You are a wonderfully talented writer, and very eloquent with your words.

 

[navarre]

Re: How to Bath a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean toilet

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds
(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,

This really doesn't work too well.

I know!

 

[SecretScribe]

El, NG, DOS ... and indeed others.

I would never have thought to submit any poems were it not for you encouragement. would have continued to write, critisize, and delete were it not for the need to tell you some things .. and you have convinced me to continue posting .. to save the tripe I write.

I think I owe you all a debt I can never repay.

Thank you,

 

[English Lady]

Aww well SS I can say it has been and is my pleasure! You are so talented! your words are amazing, you have a truely poetic soul and I am really glad you've decided to share it with us all!

So thank YOU

 

[SecretScribe]

*blushing*

*dunno what else to do ...*

 

[kikmosa]

*blushing*

*dunno what else to do ...*

SS, you have a talent that I truly stand in awe of. Yes I've written some silly little scribbles but your poems touch the heart and soul. Thank you so much for sharing them with us. times 1000

 

[omahaman2]

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[omahaman2]

ITS OFFICAL

IM THE NUMERO UNO THREAD KILLER
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