*True Confessions*

[SecretScribe]

Bump!

Hmmm .... been pretty quiet around these parts! Is everyone working madly on their Halloween costumes or some such?

Hope everyone has a good hump day (and Halloween!)

 

[InLust]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

[InLust]

thank you very much darlin'! nice to see you too...oh yes it is

You sure to know how to stir things up.....your AV alone is enough to set pulses a racing

 

[buckeye007]

You sure to know how to stir things up.....your AV alone is enough to set pulses a racing

You would know sexy...your AV is stunning!!

 

[InLust]

Hmmm .... been pretty quiet around these parts! Is everyone working madly on their Halloween costumes or some such?

Hope everyone has a good hump day (and Halloween!)

Yep, it's been quite again. I heard that Halloween is now second to Christmas in popularity......I haven't had a trick or treater for a couple of years. I must have miss the memo on the way it is now celebrated.

 

[InLust]

You would know sexy...your AV is stunning!!

Thank you Sir Yours is pretty lickable in it's own right.

 

[buckeye007]

Thank you Sir Yours is pretty lickable in it's own right.

The idea of you wanting to lick me sends me over the edge! Your AV makes me want to do soooooo many things

 

[SecretScribe]

I can't stand the thought of TC so quiet ...

* looks under all the couches ... *
* nope, nobody trying sleep too much chocalate from Halloween *
* peers in the nooks and crannies behind the bar *
* nobody ... *
* but the cold chill comes over me *
* spotless behind bar and that never happens!!*
* hmmmm .... *
* methinks it is time to back slowly out of of here! *
* just as I open the door to get the %$&^ out of there ... *
* I spot the bumber pool table *
* KK broke that 3 and a half years ago ... fell into it and the legs gave way *
* we never tried to fix it *
* but that scar on the one corner ... *
...
time to go!!!!

 

[badmatt]

You sure to know how to stir things up.....your AV alone is enough to set pulses a racing

I do try!

 

[omahaman2]

Howdy everyone!!!

Confession!!
I feel like Gloria Gaynor! As we flew to arizonia,I felt like singing " I will survive"
After meeting the in laws to be, Im back home and I did survive! I met mom and aunts and uncles and cousins for the first time. I guess they must have liked me,they all kept taking us out to eat.

Great to see all the TCers again.

Jenny's mom is not doing too well.
Please keep her and jenny in your thoughts!

 

[1fiestyredhead]

just the way I think? not the fact that I'd follow through on every last thought?

Now matt, you know I don't lust after you just for your mind.

Good morning TC, nice to see SS back, and I'm glad you are recovered from your mystery illness darlin'. Oman, jenny and her mom are in my thoughts and I'm glad you survived the 'meet the family' trip. IL- for the past three years I've had 1 lone trick or treater on Halloween.

 

[badmatt]

Now matt, you know I don't lust after you just for your mind.

hallelujah, she wants the rest of Me too!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Hi TCers

My confessions:

• It feels very good to be home again.
  
• I knew my family would LOVE Oman!
  
• Wish my Mom would take better care of herself.
  
• Spent too much money on "nothing"!
  
• Hope all of you have a good week.

 

[SecretScribe]

Now matt, you know I don't lust after you just for your mind!

hallelujah, she wants the rest of Me too!

Nah ... just the mind and your toes (left big toe and right pinky I think she told me)

 

[SecretScribe]

Good Evening TCers!

Oman -> I'm glad you've finally met the in-laws. Even though it was decades ago, I'm remember the stomach-churning anticipation of meeting "her dad ...".

• I knew my family would LOVE Oman!
• Wish my Mom would take better care of herself.

I don't think anyone here had any doubt that your folks would like Oman ... certainly not I!

I hope your mom get's better. I'll keep her in my thoughts

To everyone else ... I hope it's a great week for you!

SS

 

[Frnkdracman]

my confessions

I have bi fantasies
I've had sex with more than 20 different women
I would like to sleep with my ex-wife again
I come more than almost every porn star I've seen
I like eating creampies
I wish that I could suck myself

 

[1fiestyredhead]

hallelujah, she wants the rest of Me too!

Every inch matt... damn, I don't care how many times I look at that av, those eyes get me every time.

Nah ... just the mind and your toes (left big toe and right pinky I think she told me)

SS sweetheart, don't go telling all my secrets now.

Good morning TC!! Nice to 'see' everyone.
I confess, I really, really hate this whole non-paid internship thing. Especially since it's not even going to end up being my career. 100 more hours..ugh!!

 

[SecretScribe]

Every inch matt... damn, I don't care how many times I look at that av, those eyes get me every time.

SS sweetheart, don't go telling all my secrets now.

Fiesty! ... I didn't even mention about the b.... err, umm ... nevermind ... and I swear I'd never reveal what you did when ... ummm ...

I should probably shut up now.

Matt ... don't take this the wrong way, but fiesty's right. Those eyes are killer . You really make it tough on the competition!

Good morning TC!! Nice to 'see' everyone.
I confess, I really, really hate this whole non-paid internship thing. Especially since it's not even going to end up being my career. 100 more hours..ugh!!

Somehow I must not have been paying attention ... non-paid internship? Sounds like a real piece of work! I'll go back and see if I can find your earlier post 'bout this

 

[SecretScribe]

I have bi fantasies
I've had sex with more than 20 different women
I would like to sleep with my ex-wife again
I come more than almost every porn star I've seen
I like eating creampies
I wish that I could suck myself

Welcome to TC Frnk!

As to that last confession ... it sounds painful even to think about attempting! (must be my old bones ... )

Feel free to drop in and set a spell ...

 

[SecretScribe]

May I have this dance?

Care to dance?

 

[badmatt]

Every inch matt... damn, I don't care how many times I look at that av, those eyes get me every time.

SS sweetheart, don't go telling all my secrets now.

Good morning TC!! Nice to 'see' everyone.
I confess, I really, really hate this whole non-paid internship thing. Especially since it's not even going to end up being my career. 100 more hours..ugh!!

*laughs*
you know, I'm glad you said every inch before you mentioned the eyes...

 

[InLust]

Care to dance?

I saw a very small clip of this on the local news - the bird rocks!

 

[herc91]

hello how you been..............

 

[InLust]

hello how you been..............

I be fine, you?

 

[InLust]

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IR S Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!" And I still have to "press 1" for English.