*True Confessions*
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omahaman2
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PrincessLeia
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nrcma98 said:Thanks for the congrats.
Uhh...Leia...How the hell did you end up with hives? I thought we discussed the fact that nekkid romps in poison ivy were probably not a very good idea.
Get better soon.
Happy Belated Birthday Jeff!!!
Congrats on the position..........I know you'll kick butt!!!
But the poison ivy was soooo soft and pretty!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot (LOL).
Hello to all:
Will be gone for a while, taking vacation. (no poison ivy).
Hope you all have a couple of wonderful weeks.
Take care,
Leia
1fiestyredhead
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True Confession
I must confess... I haven't visited here for a long, long...long time! It's nice to still see some familiar 'faces' here though.
I must confess... I haven't visited here for a long, long...long time! It's nice to still see some familiar 'faces' here though.
Scribbleros
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i love when someone wakes me up with kisses on my face. usually its my pet dragon.
SecretScribe
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Fiesty!!!!!1fiestyredhead said:I must confess... I haven't visited here for a long, long...long time! It's nice to still see some familiar 'faces' here though.
SecretScribe
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Scribbleros said:
I have to admit ... when someone has my nickname as 4/5 of their handle ... I am intrigued!
Welcome to TC, in case no one has done that yet ... and of course the obligatory question ... how did you get your nick?
1fiestyredhead
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Hi SS!! and Oman too. So who else is still around from the 'old' days? And are you still the best bartender around?SecretScribe said:Fiesty!!!!!
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Hot Damn!!!!
I need some time to read some of this thread!!! Then I'll be posting some of my own!
I need some time to read some of this thread!!! Then I'll be posting some of my own!
1fiestyredhead
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Welcome to Lit and True Confessions, where confessions are always welcome!!insignificantmale said:
SecretScribe
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I don't know if I'm still the best bartender ... haven't had much practice recently. However I figure it's like riding a bike ... after you drop a few of the first drinks, you get the hang of it back1fiestyredhead said:Hi SS!! and Oman too. So who else is still around from the 'old' days? And are you still the best bartender around?
1fiestyredhead
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SecretScribe said:I don't know if I'm still the best bartender ... haven't had much practice recently. However I figure it's like riding a bike ... after you drop a few of the first drinks, you get the hang of it back
lol...well, you could always practice by making me Sex on the Beach, I have faith in your amazing bartending abilities.
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It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's.
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't help myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?"
One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."
This gave me more to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..."
"I know you've been thinking," she said almost in tears, "and I want a divorce!"
"But Honey, surely it's not that serious." "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver.
"You think as much as college professors and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently.
She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.
"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.
I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR (Fresh Air interview of Daniel Shore) on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors.
They didn't open. The library was closed!
Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye, "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.
You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster.
This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.
I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was "Southpark." Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
Today I took the final step...I joined the Republican Party.
I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's.
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't help myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau, Muir, Confucius and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?"
One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."
This gave me more to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..."
"I know you've been thinking," she said almost in tears, "and I want a divorce!"
"But Honey, surely it's not that serious." "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver.
"You think as much as college professors and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently.
She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.
"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.
I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR (Fresh Air interview of Daniel Shore) on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors.
They didn't open. The library was closed!
Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye, "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.
You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster.
This is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.
I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was "Southpark." Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
Today I took the final step...I joined the Republican Party.
1fiestyredhead
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It looks like the confessional has been all but abandoned. But I'm sure one can still confess here right?
It's been so long since I've been to the confessional, I'm not quite sure where to begin. Hmmm, let's see...
* I confess to participating in lunch hour meetings during which I was the only item on the menu.
It's been so long since I've been to the confessional, I'm not quite sure where to begin. Hmmm, let's see...
* I confess to participating in lunch hour meetings during which I was the only item on the menu.
DivineThing
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Oh my, how naughty....rbijon said:hummm....coffee tea or me, sounds very cool & sexy!
I confess to wearing sexy panties to school today.....& I am a guy.....& wow was I distracted
DivineThing
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Surely you don't mean to imply I would condone...or (ahem) order...such behavior?rbijon said:Naughty is as Naughty is directed
Now who is naughty?
DivineThing
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Indeed, indeed...OK, I confess. How naughty of me to will such behavior...rbijon said:Well this is a "True" confession thread
.....& such behavior, well there is simply no excuses
Now bend over so I can give you my punishment!
DivineThing
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rbijon said:I confess, I am bending over, but my sees are open.....heheheeee
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If I told you working ... would you believe me?omahaman2 said:
Confession:
It's true ... I'm working on the Labor Day weekend
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