*True Confessions*

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True confession-- My significant other does not like to be eaten out, but I love to do it. When I meet new women, I often fantasize not about sex with them , but instead about going down on them.
 
ruggerohio said:
i am volunteering to help with the multiples

Multiples? Wahoooooooooo, I'm gonna get multiples! :nana:

Shame that guys are so limited in that area.....if you can mange 3 it's a red letter day. Women on the other hand, can go forever :p
 
InLust said:
Multiples? Wahoooooooooo, I'm gonna get multiples! :nana:

Shame that guys are so limited in that area.....if you can mange 3 it's a red letter day. Women on the other hand, can go forever :p

I actually can manage more. I stay hard even after I cum. It has been a god-given gift, because I love to cum.
 
InLust said:
And rumor has it that you are a very "handy" man :devil:



GOT A BAG FULL OF TOOLS
SIX FEET DEEP
CALL ME BABY
MY RATES ARE CHEAP
I'M YOUR HANDY MAN
I'M YOUR HANDY MAN
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
YOU KNOW I'M THE ONE YOU NEED
 
happyparadox said:
GOT A BAG FULL OF TOOLS
SIX FEET DEEP
CALL ME BABY
MY RATES ARE CHEAP
I'M YOUR HANDY MAN
I'M YOUR HANDY MAN
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
YOU KNOW I'M THE ONE YOU NEED

:heart: You and James Taylor ;)

Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm putting down
Hey babe, I'm your handy man

I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm handy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can

If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can

Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
They'll come runnin' to me

That's me
I'm your handy man
 
ruggerohio said:
I actually can manage more. I stay hard even after I cum. It has been a god-given gift, because I love to cum.

Don't we all love to cum! :nana:
 
nrcma98 said:
I get that a lot. :rolleyes:


Multiples....Isn't it quality over quantity??

Are you kidding? When was the last time you had multiple orgasms? Hon, it's all good........just there are times when you need rubber sheets ;)
 
InLust said:
:heart: You and James Taylor ;)

Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm putting down
Hey babe, I'm your handy man

I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm handy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can

If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can

Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
They'll come runnin' to me

That's me
I'm your handy man

Yeh, but I just got me a heavy duty hammer drill.
 
InLust said:
Not you! And here I thought you were the swinger :catroar:

LOL....Gotta have someone to go to the playground with.

Besides, that would be no fun all the time...too many body parts, too confusing. I've settled down a bit too.

Rubber sheets? Quit bringing drinks to bed ;-)
 
Good Morning!!

Good morning to everyone!

Let me go back to work and look at the activity!! I was only gone 2 days. LOL

Boy do I know how to clear a thread! LOL

I confess:

I love reading the banter and imagining the faces to go with the personalities!

Feeing very happy, and very very very sex deprived (sigh).

Wanting much more than unsatisfying self play (giggle).

Okay, Done complaining.

PI.........love the new avatar....WOW.

Jeff....Maybe you're looking in the wrong playground?

In Lust......And how long DO you have to go without for a virgin card and what's the address?


Leia
 
nrcma98 said:
LOL....Gotta have someone to go to the playground with.

Besides, that would be no fun all the time...too many body parts, too confusing. I've settled down a bit too.

Rubber sheets? Quit bringing drinks to bed ;-)

No, say it isn't so!!!!!! Your exploits have been legendary - damn, now I'll have to read the back of the cereal box for fun ;)
 
PrincessLeia said:
In Lust......And how long DO you have to go without for a virgin card and what's the address?


Leia

Hmmmm, I always take it as a bad sign if the card appears in my box ;) Not sure of the addy - but if it's been a long time, and I mean a year or better, the card comes in the mail :rolleyes:
 
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