*True Confessions*

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panty_inspector said:
:D

it's the world's finest lube ;)

Well that explains why I didn't know what it was....virgins don't have a whole lot of call for lube :)
 
InLust said:
If it makes you feel any better, I'll confess to my virgin status being restored....they said something about having to actually do something more than once every 10 years :rolleyes:

I'd volunteer, but like I said, my virgin card arrived yesterday in the mail ;)

That does not mean you need to accept it.
 
panty_inspector said:
it, uh....... comes in handy for certain activities! :devil:

And which activities would those be? *batting eyelashes ever so innocently*
 
nrcma98 said:
That does not mean you need to accept it.

I don't have to accept the virgin card????? Hmmmmmm, but then I guess I would have to forgo being seduced out of my virginity - and it was awfully fun the first 12 dozen or so times ;)
 
InLust said:
Happy?? Is that you?? Where have you been hiding???????? We have missed you around these parts! :nana:

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, haven't been called a dirty girl in a very looooooonnnnnngggggggg time. Hmmmmm, I did just get my virgin card back, and I say once a dirty girl, always a dirty girl :devil: Where can I apply and what exactly am I breaking free from? If it's those silk scarves, let's leave them in place a bit longer :p


I've been on a long strange journey (don't I wish) and now I've returned only to find that you've been so busy being an 'A' student that you haven't let your dirty girl have any playtime. You should be spanked.


Congratulations by the way, you should be quite proud of what you've accomplished.
 
happyparadox said:
I've been on a long strange journey (don't I wish) and now I've returned only to find that you've been so busy being an 'A' student that you haven't let your dirty girl have any playtime. You should be spanked.


Congratulations by the way, you should be quite proud of what you've accomplished.

*hangs head in shame* - I have been a bad girl............

Thanks! Actually, I'm having a problem with the term "cum laude"; only thing that comes out of my mouth is "cum loud" :devil:
 
InLust said:
I don't have to accept the virgin card????? Hmmmmmm, but then I guess I would have to forgo being seduced out of my virginity - and it was awfully fun the first 12 dozen or so times ;)

Then you need a fake card.
 
InLust said:
*hangs head in shame* - I have been a bad girl............

Thanks! Actually, I'm having a problem with the term "cum laude"; only thing that comes out of my mouth is "cum loud" :devil:



Perhaps it isn't the term causing you're trouble, bad girl.
 
happyparadox said:
Perhaps it isn't the term causing you're trouble, bad girl.

You could have a point there......perhaps it's the dirty girl screaming to come out and play. :p You know what they say about balance - I've been focusing so much on the "good girl" that the "bad girl" is throwing a temper tantrum :)
 
InLust said:
You could have a point there......perhaps it's the dirty girl screaming to come out and play. :p You know what they say about balance - I've been focusing so much on the "good girl" that the "bad girl" is throwing a temper tantrum :)


Come over here you bad girl and be a good girl.
 
panty_inspector said:
oh- that's a given!

that's not an area where one just rushes into things :devil:

Indeed. While we are on that subject; perhaps you could share what attracts you to that practice. It seems to be a "love it" or hate it" topic with little grey area in between.
 
happyparadox said:
Come over here you bad girl and be a good girl.

Bad girl reporting for duty.....and I promise to be good........very, very good :devil:
 
happyparadox said:
Will you "cum laude" repeatedly?

That kinda depends on you.......I can do a few by myself, but for those massive "multiples" I'll need a little help :p
 
*I didn't go to college because I don't like people
*I had a miscarriage when I was 14
*I sometimes drink beer at parties
*I did weed before...and still do occasionally
*I want to fuck Rosario Dawson
 
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