panty_inspector
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InLust said:Astroglide??????? Not sure I know what that is; sounds like a nifty swing though![]()

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InLust said:Astroglide??????? Not sure I know what that is; sounds like a nifty swing though![]()

panty_inspector said:
it's the world's finest lube![]()
InLust said:Well that explains why I didn't know what it was....virgins don't have a whole lot of call for lube![]()

InLust said:If it makes you feel any better, I'll confess to my virgin status being restored....they said something about having to actually do something more than once every 10 years![]()
I'd volunteer, but like I said, my virgin card arrived yesterday in the mail![]()
panty_inspector said:it, uh....... comes in handy for certain activities!![]()
nrcma98 said:That does not mean you need to accept it.
InLust said:Happy?? Is that you?? Where have you been hiding???????? We have missed you around these parts!![]()
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, haven't been called a dirty girl in a very looooooonnnnnngggggggg time. Hmmmmm, I did just get my virgin card back, and I say once a dirty girl, always a dirty girlWhere can I apply and what exactly am I breaking free from? If it's those silk scarves, let's leave them in place a bit longer
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InLust said:And which activities would those be? *batting eyelashes ever so innocently*
happyparadox said:I've been on a long strange journey (don't I wish) and now I've returned only to find that you've been so busy being an 'A' student that you haven't let your dirty girl have any playtime. You should be spanked.
Congratulations by the way, you should be quite proud of what you've accomplished.

InLust said:I don't have to accept the virgin card????? Hmmmmmm, but then I guess I would have to forgo being seduced out of my virginity - and it was awfully fun the first 12 dozen or so times![]()
panty_inspector said:is that somehow...... a shock?![]()

InLust said:*hangs head in shame* - I have been a bad girl............
Thanks! Actually, I'm having a problem with the term "cum laude"; only thing that comes out of my mouth is "cum loud"![]()
happyparadox said:Perhaps it isn't the term causing you're trouble, bad girl.
You know what they say about balance - I've been focusing so much on the "good girl" that the "bad girl" is throwing a temper tantrum InLust said:Not really shocking, just uncomfortable if not approached gently.![]()

InLust said:You could have a point there......perhaps it's the dirty girl screaming to come out and play.You know what they say about balance - I've been focusing so much on the "good girl" that the "bad girl" is throwing a temper tantrum
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panty_inspector said:oh- that's a given!
that's not an area where one just rushes into things![]()
happyparadox said:Come over here you bad girl and be a good girl.

InLust said:Bad girl reporting for duty.....and I promise to be good........very, very good![]()
happyparadox said:Will you "cum laude" repeatedly?

ruggerohio said:I will be the first to volunteer
