*True Confessions*

[flsurfguy]

True Confession

Not sure if this thread is still about confessions but I will post mine anyways.

* I'm unemployed and worried about finding an other good job.
* I love the Lit Board and spend way too much time on here.
* I masturbate daily and sometimes twice a day.
* I hate being single but act like it is not big deal.
* I'm 43 and still have no idea how to tell when a woman is interested in me.
* I would love to find someone to chat with and share my feelings and
emotions with.
* I lust after a lot of women who post in the forum.
* I often look at the picture feedback section and masturbate fantaszing
about the women who post their pictures.
* I love phone sex almost as much as "real" sex.
* I once stole a pair of my neighbor's panties from the clothes line, jacked off with them, came in the crotch and put them back on the close line.
* This feels good.

 

[omahaman2]

.....May I get in line for a kiss from you too???

And because you cursed, I came in. damnit! The beach vacation was fabulous BUT am still mourning the cancellation of our week visit with you & danny. ugh. soon though. soon. call soon, my girl.


...........

HI EVERYONE! Remember me?

HI EVERYONE! Remeber me?

HMMMM!!! Wondering what old TCers are up to???

Oman, and Jenny, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in. Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains they're about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?" "Of course we do," the pharmacist replies, "Medicine for rheumatism?" "Definitely," he says, "How about Viagra?" "Of course." "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" "Yes the works." "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antacids?" "Absolutely." "Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?" "All speeds and sizes." "Good" Bob says to the pharmacist. "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."

 

[InLust]

HI EVERYONE! Remeber me?

HMMMM!!! Wondering what old TCers are up to???

Oman, and Jenny, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in. Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains they're about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?" "Of course we do," the pharmacist replies, "Medicine for rheumatism?" "Definitely," he says, "How about Viagra?" "Of course." "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" "Yes the works." "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antacids?" "Absolutely." "Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?" "All speeds and sizes." "Good" Bob says to the pharmacist. "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."

OMG!!!!!!!! An Oman sighting!

 

[InLust]

Oh IL, what a marvelous sense of humor.

Good for a morning smile and giggle.

Thanks

Glad you enjoy those. I try to keep a stash for when things get slow around here. There have been times that my stash has been depleted and I have to resort to the jokes from my 90 something baptist Uncle....those aren't nearly as colorful - but some how somebody always shows up before I have to post more than a couple of those

 

[InLust]

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies, "zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

 

[panty_inspector]

There's a laundry list of things i might confess, but this is the only one (for now) that i'm comfortable sharing in public:




* I have intended to, wanted to, promised to, threatened to, but for the first time, i am feeling shy & nervous about taking new photos. all of my adult life, i have have been slim & athletic- now my mid-40s find me with the dreaded paunch, the beer belly, the spare tire. it's not as if i've gained 50 lbs (more like 15 or so), but when i look down and see no more flat stomach, i find it very, very depressing, and in no way sexy.

granted, there are far worse worries in life, but now i understand completely how women feel when they put on a few pounds.

 

[wickedlady31]

ps

Panty man....don't fret. You are nice for the eyes...now remove the clothes!!!!

I confess to similar things. I am getting closer to 32, am noticing i don't look so young..my body is...ha....there are no words.....I suffer from depression after losing my father...and have recently taken a personal vendetta against someone...

 

[panty_inspector]

Panty man....don't fret. You are nice for the eyes...now remove the clothes!!!!

I confess to similar things. I am getting closer to 32, am noticing i don't look so young..my body is...ha....there are no words.....I suffer from depression after losing my father...and have recently taken a personal vendetta against someone...

thank you for the very kind words..... i'll keep that in mind


but i'm still going to crop my tummy out of all of the pictures

 

[Jewelz]

HI EVERYONE! Remeber me?

HMMMM!!! Wondering what old TCers are up to???

Oman, and Jenny, are all excited about their decision to get married.

My big brother!!! I've missed you! So happy for you & Jenny...truly. Hugs!

 

[Jewelz]

Woman!!!! Damn me for not checking this thread again sooner! I love seeing you here. No lines for you, silly girl. Kiss me!

Woohoo - two posts. I love your confessions. Heh, you know I'm calling you...right now!

You called me several times today .... Love you ...

 

[whspr]

Starting to feel like home again in here with all the faces from the past...and guess what???

I love you all!!!!!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

confessions

• Really enjoy seeing people returning to post at LIT. I believe once LIT is in your life, it's very hard to leave it forever.
  
• Angry that the dang National League will NOT have home advantage again in the World Series.
  
• Feeling very sad for a friend who is in hospice care. At least it's comforting knowing her suffering will soon be over.
  
• Missing my bestest girlfriends.
  
• Feeling thankful each and every day and night that Oman and I are really together.
  
• Trying hard to be patient with myself. It feels like it's been soooo long since I've really been "fine".
  
• Is it hockey season yet?

 

[InLust]

* I have intended to, wanted to, promised to, threatened to, but for the first time, i am feeling shy & nervous about taking new photos. all of my adult life, i have have been slim & athletic- now my mid-40s find me with the dreaded paunch, the beer belly, the spare tire. it's not as if i've gained 50 lbs (more like 15 or so), but when i look down and see no more flat stomach, i find it very, very depressing, and in no way sexy.

granted, there are far worse worries in life, but now i understand completely how women feel when they put on a few pounds.

I for one, LIKE the paunch. It is the perfect place to lay your head as you watch TV. I hate having to shake the sheets to find my lover!

 

[panty_inspector]

I for one, LIKE the paunch. It is the perfect place to lay your head as you watch TV. I hate having to shake the sheets to find my lover!

and i, for one, am happy to hear it

 

[PrincessLeia]

thank you for the very kind words..... i'll keep that in mind


but i'm still going to crop my tummy out of all of the pictures

Panty Inspector not every woman wants a man with 6-pack abs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a lot to be said about a man with a little paunch, besides better for cuddling, it great for hugging and wrapping your arms around!

Reconsider the cropping.

Leia

 

[panty_inspector]

Panty Inspector not every woman wants a man with 6-pack abs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a lot to be said about a man with a little paunch, besides better for cuddling, it great for hugging and wrapping your arms around!

Reconsider the cropping.

Leia

i certainly will take that advice!




ok, so..... maybe i ought to be less neurotic!

 

[PrincessLeia]

True Confessions

I want to confess:

I treasure my solitude at home.

I love good wine.

I miss sex (yes still).

I love good coffee, drink too much of it though.

I am indecisive about a job opportunity. I just don't WANT to decide.

I miss D.

I confess I think sometimes that there has got to be more to life, I want to live life and participate, not be a spectator!

I want more (esp sex) in life.

I feel alone most of the time, and can no longer be just me.

Leia

 

[PrincessLeia]

i certainly will take that advice!




ok, so..... maybe i ought to be less neurotic!

Not neurotic, normal maybe?? scarey huh?

 

[panty_inspector]

Not neurotic, normal maybe?? scarey huh?

a bit, yes

 

[PrincessLeia]

a bit, yes

Just be you!!

To all,
Catch up with you next week. Have a great weekend.
Leia

 

[nrcma98]

Long time, no posting

It's been a while so I thought I'd drop in and pull up a barstool.

Good to see the new blood in here, including a fellow StarWars fan (I vote we all try to talk leia into a pic in the costume from Jedi).

Also nice to see some of the old crew dropping in.

Nothing exciting going on here (dammit).

Anyone hear from Dreamy? How did her move go?

Anyhow, I'll keep on checking in and posting when something new happens.

Jeff

 

[mayi]

JEFF ..............i saw JEFF................hello JEFF

 

[nrcma98]

JEFF ..............i saw JEFF................hello JEFF

Hey there, Mayi. how's the hand doing?

 

[mayi]

Hey there, Mayi. how's the hand doing?

you know............i have to admit (other then the stiffness) i am VERY happy with the outcome.............pain is almost not there and use is coming back

over all.............i would give it a thumb up (and not because it doesn't bend all the way)



how are you doing ??

 

[nrcma98]

you know............i have to admit (other then the stiffness) i am VERY happy with the outcome.............pain is almost not there and use is coming back

over all.............i would give it a thumb up (and not because it doesn't bend all the way)



how are you doing ??

SSDD. No changes around here.