*True Confessions*

[PrincessLeia]

It's been a while so I thought I'd drop in and pull up a barstool.

Good to see the new blood in here, including a fellow StarWars fan (I vote we all try to talk leia into a pic in the costume from Jedi).

Also nice to see some of the old crew dropping in.

Nothing exciting going on here (dammit).

Anyone hear from Dreamy? How did her move go?

Anyhow, I'll keep on checking in and posting when something new happens.

Jeff

Oh yes, a Star Wars fan!!!! A lot of things happened in the cosmic bars! lol
Care to share that barstool?

Hello to all,

Has been about a week or so, sorry.

Must confess:

Feeling very, very deprived (yes sex again)

Still miss D.

Missing my solitude. I NEED my solitude and people keep intruding. ugh

Wishing today would last forever, or at least a couple of days, which ever comes first.

Hope all are well.

Leia

 

[PrincessLeia]

Be Happy!

Maybe we can get going again!

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

 

[rather_restless]

Maybe we can get going again!

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

Leia Are you confessing that you would make me ugly if I was in line in front of you :-( I would never have guessed you to be so heartless

My true confession: If I am cooking, and food falls ont eh floor, I use it anyway!

 

[PrincessLeia]

Leia Are you confessing that you would make me ugly if I was in line in front of you :-( I would never have guessed you to be so heartless

My true confession: If I am cooking, and food falls ont eh floor, I use it anyway!

OH NO!

Now where is your sense of humor!!

We KNOW your floor is clean, so it's okay.

 

[rather_restless]

OH NO!

Now where is your sense of humor!!

We KNOW your floor is clean, so it's okay.

You think my floor is clean ;-) Why don't you come over for dinner and see for yourself

My True Confession: I drink straight from the juice carton!

 

[PrincessLeia]

You think my floor is clean ;-) Why don't you come over for dinner and see for yourself

My True Confession: I drink straight from the juice carton!

LOL.....

If I don't have to cook, you're on!

 

[rather_restless]

LOL.....

If I don't have to cook, you're on!

Oh you have to COOK, but you don't have to touch food - I trust you won't have any problem with that?

True confession: I have masturbated imagining my ahnds on Princess Leia's buns

 

[PrincessLeia]

Oh you have to COOK, but you don't have to touch food - I trust you won't have any problem with that?

True confession: I have masturbated imagining my ahnds on Princess Leia's buns

Don't know whether to be flattered or offended.............I'll go for flattered.

You devil (LOL)

I DO know how to cook....................

 

[nrcma98]

Oh yes, a Star Wars fan!!!! A lot of things happened in the cosmic bars! lol
Care to share that barstool?

Hello to all,

Has been about a week or so, sorry.

Must confess:

Feeling very, very deprived (yes sex again)

Still miss D.

Missing my solitude. I NEED my solitude and people keep intruding. ugh

Wishing today would last forever, or at least a couple of days, which ever comes first.

Hope all are well.

Leia

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[rather_restless]

Don't know whether to be flattered or offended.............I'll go for flattered.

You devil (LOL)

I DO know how to cook....................

oh please go for flattered - it is probably one of the best compliments that you can get! Well at least from me. I mean I really am a buns man. Tell me, ever wear that get up you had for Jabba anymore? I mean it was a stunner of a costume, but it could bring back bad memories

 

[herc91]

Don't know whether to be flattered or offended.............I'll go for flattered.

You devil (LOL)

I DO know how to cook....................

this can be fun you knowing how to cook

 

[PrincessLeia]

No Light Saber

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jeff,

Ahhh. Happy to see you. Sorry to have missed you, fellow Star Wars fan.

Leia

To all!

Hope all had a good weekend, and it was relaxing.

I got to work both days, so I confess to having a rather lazy day today, and enjoying my solitude.

Had an encounter with an object much larger than myself, it rolled over my foot and I got a trip to the ED. Nothing broken, but the new shoe provided is really, really ugly, and uncomfortable. Did I mention it was really ugly?

See all of you soon I hope,
Princess Leia

 

[PrincessLeia]

oh please go for flattered - it is probably one of the best compliments that you can get! Well at least from me. I mean I really am a buns man. Tell me, ever wear that get up you had for Jabba anymore? I mean it was a stunner of a costume, but it could bring back bad memories

Oh rr,

I would never want to bring back bad memories, only good. We all have enough bad!

Princess Leia

 

[rather_restless]

Excellent - good memories it is then - How ever shall we start to make them together?

 

[PrincessLeia]

Good Morning

Good morning to all the TCer's!

Hope all are well, and not working too hard.

Get to go to the doctor today for a follow-up on the foot, but refusing to wear that ugly shoe. Am able to walk without too much discomfort. Hoping to return to work tomorrow without restrictions.

I confess:

I feel happy!

I still miss sex though.

Princess Leia

 

[panty_inspector]

I confess:

I feel happy!

I still miss sex though.

Princess Leia

happy! is good!

 

[InLust]

Afternoon y'all

Just doing a drop by to see what everyone is up to....looks like most are busy, I do hope it is a good busy

 

[nrcma98]

Just doing a drop by to see what everyone is up to....looks like most are busy, I do hope it is a good busy

I'd like to get busy.

Does that count?

I may need volunteers.

 

[InLust]

I'd like to get busy.

Does that count?

I may need volunteers.

If it makes you feel any better, I'll confess to my virgin status being restored....they said something about having to actually do something more than once every 10 years

I'd volunteer, but like I said, my virgin card arrived yesterday in the mail

 

[happyparadox]

If it makes you feel any better, I'll confess to my virgin status being restored....they said something about having to actually do something more than once every 10 years

I'd volunteer, but like I said, my virgin card arrived yesterday in the mail

I've been seeking a virgin with a dirty girl inside waiting to break free.

 

[InLust]

I've been seeking a virgin with a dirty girl inside waiting to break free.

Happy?? Is that you?? Where have you been hiding???????? We have missed you around these parts!

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, haven't been called a dirty girl in a very looooooonnnnnngggggggg time. Hmmmmm, I did just get my virgin card back, and I say once a dirty girl, always a dirty girl Where can I apply and what exactly am I breaking free from? If it's those silk scarves, let's leave them in place a bit longer

 

[panty_inspector]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, haven't been called a dirty girl in a very looooooonnnnnngggggggg time. Hmmmmm, I did just get my virgin card back, and I say once a dirty girl, always a dirty girl Where can I apply and what exactly am I breaking free from? If it's those silk scarves, let's leave them in place a bit longer

mind if i play the voyeur on this one?

 

[InLust]

mind if i play the voyeur on this one?

Not at all! The more the merrier I say

Ok, sounds like we got the makings for a little fun time.......seems to me there was a pool table somewhere around here....and a juke box....and a bar.........

 

[panty_inspector]

Not at all! The more the merrier I say

Ok, sounds like we got the makings for a little fun time.......seems to me there was a pool table somewhere around here....and a juke box....and a bar.........

and hey ~ i brought some Astroglide!

 

[InLust]

and hey ~ i brought some Astroglide!

Astroglide??????? Not sure I know what that is; sounds like a nifty swing though