*True Confessions*

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Hi Batch!

Batchoohus said:
but his heart

and intentions

are true, so we forgive and kiss.

You are absolutely right! He lives to make people happy (or at least smile)! :)
 
Today's Message of the Day

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.


Hey y'all. :nana: Good to see Jenny, Batch and Oman. And I confess, I am guilty of a moan or two at Oman's jokes......second only to the moans from some of my jokes ;)
 
InLust said:
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.


Hey y'all. :nana: Good to see Jenny, Batch and Oman. And I confess, I am guilty of a moan or two at Oman's jokes......second only to the moans from some of my jokes ;)

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
 
omahaman2 said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


:nana: :D :p

That is too cute!! Thanks for a good laugh!
 
PassionateStars said:
Reading postings here --- so many pages!

How long can it last?

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How long can what last?????? Some of us have been hanging around here for years :eek:
 
Friends Vs. Southern Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' behinds for leaving you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.


Y'all spoken here :cathappy:
 
I feel to partly to blame for my brothers death. I should have been able to reach him, should have been able to stop it, been able to change it. I know I have tried enough in my dreams for the last 16 yrs. His death kind of snowballed within the family, cracking, fracturing what was once whole. Nothing has ever been the same. Orphans now, with Dad dying last year, more cracks within the family. Hurts like no words can describe.

I am sad.
 
SweetSassyVixen said:
I feel to partly to blame for my brothers death. I should have been able to reach him, should have been able to stop it, been able to change it. I know I have tried enough in my dreams for the last 16 yrs. His death kind of snowballed within the family, cracking, fracturing what was once whole. Nothing has ever been the same. Orphans now, with Dad dying last year, more cracks within the family. Hurts like no words can describe.

I am sad.

Oh sweetie, it just breaks my heart to see you so over come with guilt for something you had no control over. Unless you are guilty of pointing a gun and pulling the trigger, it was his decision. The only person we have any control over is ourselves. We alone chose how we live and for the most part, our time to go. Nothing ever stays the same; change is the only universal constant. Life is one long set of lessons and losing a loved one is the hardest of all. Honor your brother by remembering the good times and the love that you shared. :rose:
 
InLust said:
Oh sweetie, it just breaks my heart to see you so over come with guilt for something you had no control over. Unless you are guilty of pointing a gun and pulling the trigger, it was his decision. The only person we have any control over is ourselves. We alone chose how we live and for the most part, our time to go. Nothing ever stays the same; change is the only universal constant. Life is one long set of lessons and losing a loved one is the hardest of all. Honor your brother by remembering the good times and the love that you shared. :rose:

No, wasnt involved like that. Just older, should have known, etc. All the usual thoughts. The cliche about time isnt true. Thank you for your sweet kind words. {{{InLust}}}
 
SweetSassyVixen said:
I feel to partly to blame for my brothers death. I should have been able to reach him, should have been able to stop it, been able to change it. I know I have tried enough in my dreams for the last 16 yrs. His death kind of snowballed within the family, cracking, fracturing what was once whole. Nothing has ever been the same. Orphans now, with Dad dying last year, more cracks within the family. Hurts like no words can describe.

I am sad.
It seems we have something in common. I hope maybe we can talk some time. Please feel free to PM me anytime at all. (I'm usually up late too) :rose:
 
sortacurious said:
It seems we have something in common. I hope maybe we can talk some time. Please feel free to PM me anytime at all. (I'm usually up late too) :rose:

Love to chat anytime you like. Always on line late due to working second shift. :rose:
 
Realizing I'm delaying figuring out the bills. :rolleyes:

Missing him a lot, even though he's merely hours away. :heart:
 
Confession:

I cheated on my girlfriend in high school. She caught me too. tied to her bed by her friend...also a girl. Needless to say, we didn't last long after that.

*shrug* her friend and i were a hot pair for a bit though.

Someone gonna absolve me or something now?
 
skittles_lm said:
Confession:

I cheated on my girlfriend in high school. She caught me too. tied to her bed by her friend...also a girl. Needless to say, we didn't last long after that.

*shrug* her friend and i were a hot pair for a bit though.

Someone gonna absolve me or something now?

Our priest has been MIA for quite some time now. But I gotta tell you, being left tied to a bed for your girl friend to see seems like a pretty good penitence to me ;) If it helps, 5 Hail Mary's, and 10 Our Father's will suffice :D
 
Hmmmmmmm

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quite, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now lets see...our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be a automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
 
I really "dislike" the NY Yankees!:mad:

I was genuinely surprised I got so emotional after yesterday's game. I'm so proud of "my" team though. :rose:
 
True confessions. Hmm.... A thread like this on another board, landed me here, so maybe I better be careful what I say.

Seeing a documentary on Frieda Khalo, on PBS, changed my life. I've known plenty about her work, and life, because my education is in art, but this time something really snapped. I've done a lot of self examination lately, so maybe that had something to do with it, too. Now I know that I deserve the passionate, creative life that I was too afraid to live. It's a very freeing feeling.
 
frostyred said:
True confessions. Hmm.... A thread like this on another board, landed me here, so maybe I better be careful what I say.
Lol. I thought we needed one there, too :)
 
What leads to...

I was asked by someone about a particular experience and I thought I'd share that here as well. PMs welcome!

First time I ate someone? Let's see. I was 19 and my girlfriend was 18 and we were in college. We'd met in an English class. I'd sat behind her and enjoyed looking at her and, when I'd come to class and she was already seated, I could often see down her blouse as I took my seat. She wore loose tops and usually no bra. The swell of her little breasts was wonderful to see.

We went out a couple times, to movies and to eat. Next time, we took a walk in a pretty part of the campus. Moonlight. And we sat down in the grass for a bit, she leaning against me. I wrapped my arms around her and felt her breasts against my arms. She pressed forward against my arms. And I knew she wanted more. We kissed and turned to face each other. My hands felt her breasts a while and I told her I wanted to feel her more. She opened her legs as she laid back, and I lifted the front of her skirt. Her pussy was already moist, I could see. No panties.

And, without touching her with my hands, I leaned forward to open her pussy lips with my tongue. And then up to her clit, back and forth. So tasty. And then fingering her a bit too. And she eventually quivered and moaned in orgasm. I was fully dressed but she sat up to reach inside my pants and feel my hardness. Without a word, she unzipped me and knelt to take my cock and then my cum into her throat. We had other great times as well.
 
Morning from sunny cool Florida

Not sure why, but we here have been blessed with some early April type weather. Dew point has been in the 50's the last couple of days and it has been perfect for gardening! I confess I have been overdoing it, but the window closes on Thursday with humidity and near 90 degree temps returning.

Think I'm having a midlife crises - I just want to throw everything out and start over. Well, maybe not everything; just the stuff. Stuff must get together and make more stuff while I sleep....how else could I explain where it all came from? :confused:

Big "Hi ya" to Jenny and welcome to the newbies.
 
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