*True Confessions*

[InLust]

Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli i in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, wit h a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

 

[InLust]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs......... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my Golf Clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it? Anxiously awaiting your response!!

 

[InLust]

Philosophy of Ambiguity

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity...

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

5. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

7. If a deaf child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

9. Is there another word for synonym?

10. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

12. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

13. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

14. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

15. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

16. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

19. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

20. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

21. One nice thing about egotists: They don`t talk about other people.

22. How is it possible to have a civil war?

23. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

24. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

25. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

26. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

27. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

28. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

29. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

30. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity...



4. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


7. If a deaf child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


12. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

13. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

27. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

IL, You do have some very funny stuff posted!!! I love the ones above best! Keep up the good laughs!!!

 

[InLust]

IL, You do have some very funny stuff posted!!! I love the ones above best! Keep up the good laughs!!!

Gotta do something to keep this area on life support until our MIA's find their way back.

 

[InLust]

Men Never Listen

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice fe e ling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Hi TCers!

Where is Oman?????? He hasn't been here in days...weeks.

Just wanted to say HI (glad this thread is kinda picking up again!), and let you know that Oman is fine, just plain dang tired.

Besides taking such good care of me he is working steadily, and having LONG days, trying to clean things up and get things organized.

Hopefully he'll catch on that this thread is still breathing, and might post during the weekend.

Good luck, NG

 

[InLust]

Just wanted to say HI (glad this thread is kinda picking up again!), and let you know that Oman is fine, just plain dang tired.

Besides taking such good care of me he is working steadily, and having LONG days, trying to clean things up and get things organized.

Hopefully he'll catch on that this thread is still breathing, and might post during the weekend.

Good luck, NG

Well, you know how we worry when regulars go MIA - Good to hear his absence is do to work and not something else.

It is amazing how stuff accumulates! I've been gone from home a year and I swear my stuff made more stuff while I was away I got 4 times the stuff my house will hold....and it's all good stuff.....and it is painful to part with some of it. But I haven't got a nook or cranny left to put more stuff......Spring cleaning is a nasty chore

 

[InLust]

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter pleasantly says, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins! Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid??

"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

 

[Leftorius]

I do not know if these would be called confessions by people i know in real life as they know some of them but i will give this a shot.

* I am 24 and still a virgin
* Losing said virginity does not look on the cards any time soon and i really don't care.
* the reason i don't care is i almost lost me leg in a motor cycle accident 18 months ago and since then i have found that it is a lot easier for me to let that which is not really important slide.
* I had my first kiss with a girl when i was 16 and it was with my then good freinds G/F
* The one Girl i thought i really did like killed herself. This was after getting out of rehab for an eating disorder and we had had a fight. I partially blame myself for not being their to support her.
* I have feelings for the above mentioned girl's twin sister and i don;t know if they are real or just me wishing it was her.
* I can never forgive myself if i do somethin gi think is really bad.
* I crave positive attention from freinds and often do stuff to get it that results in getting negative attention from them.
* I do random crasy things when other people are around just to see their reaction/see a smile on their face when they try and figure out why i just did something.
* my favourite sound in the world is laughter.
* When i first got my license i nearly had an accident with a girl int he car who was only their cause it was the only free seat around. since then i do not let people sit in my car who show the smallest sign of not wanting to be in it.
* I can hold a conversation with a girl i know has a S/O for hours but as sonn as i learn she is single all i can think about is sex and it shows causing tension in the conversation.
* I have a problem approching girls who seem to show the slightest hint of linking me.
* I lost 80 LBs before my accident, after it i put back on 50 of it and now have another 40 left to go to get where i was before.


that is it for now i am sure i will think of more soon.

Thank you for that chance to vent I needed it to help me get thru a tought time with rehab for the injuries.

 

[romulus2641]

My confessions

I was a virgin until I was 19.

I lost it to my stepmother. We never spoke about it after.

I still fantasize about her 20 years later.

I have always wanted to cum on a womans face but was always afraid it would be too demeaning. (Am I a wimp?)

I Have thought about giving head to another guy.

Had sex with my Aunt ( moms sister) several times during my 20's. Still fantasize about her too.

I find older women more attractive than younger ones.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Even though I'm working hard at staying "in the moment", I'm still feeling a bit anxious about the next two days.

 

[InLust]

Even though I'm working hard at staying "in the moment", I'm still feeling a bit anxious about the next two days.

What is going to happen in the next 2 days that has you anxious?

As a rule, I find 99% of what we worry about never comes to pass. We just end up spending energy driving ourselves crazy. I'm a firm believer in "God never gives you more than what you can handle"; and yes, there has been more than a few times that I thought God was out to lunch. But we do get through it. Sometimes we do the "right" thing and sometimes we don't. And it's OK if we do the "wrong" thing; the experience is what is important.

 

[InLust]

So You Want To Have A Baby.....

Do this 15 step program first!

Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior. Enjoy it, because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.

Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel....
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive). Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.

Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out...
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?

Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this - all morning.

Lesson 6
1. Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a jar of paint, turn it into an alligator.
2. Now take the tube from a roll of toilet paper. Using only Scotch tape and a piece of aluminum foil, turn it into an attractive Christmas candle.
3. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty packet of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.

Lesson 7
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Lesson 8
1. Get ready to go out.
2. Sit on the floor of your bathroom reading picture books for half an hour.
3. Go out the front door.
4. Come in again.Go out.
5. Come back in.
6. Go out again.
7. Walk down the front path.
8. Walk back up it.
9. Walk down it again.
10. Walk very slowly down the sidewalk for five minutes.
11. Stop, inspect minutely, and ask at least 6 questions about every cigarette butt, piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue, and dead insect along the way.
12. Retrace your steps.
13. Scream that you have had as much as you can stand until the neighbors come out and stare at you.
14. Give up and go back into the house. You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.

Lesson 9
Repeat everything you have learned at least (if not more than) 5 times.

Lesson 10
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is also excellent). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Lesson 11
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air. You are now ready to feed a nine- month old baby.

Lesson 12
Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street, Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies, and Pokemon. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS,the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years. (I know, you're thinking What's "Noggin"?) Exactly the point.

Lesson 13
Move to the tropics. Find or make a compost pile. Dig down about halfway and stick your nose in it. Do this 3-5 times a day for at least two years.

Lesson 14
Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying "mommy" repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each "mommy"; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Lesson 15
Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the "mommy" tape made from Lesson 14 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

 

[InLust]

useless info.....where is everyone

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now th at's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. -I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmm....... )

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

 

[InLust]

useless info.....where is everyone??????

Would appear we are having a bit of probs with the servers......... Been a while since I've encountered the double post problem........

 

[InLust]

Crack Pot Friends

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.

After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

 

[DreamOfSun]

News

For those of you that have known me for a while now: The kids and I are moving "home" to Virginia at the end of May!!!

 

[InLust]

For those of you that have known me for a while now: The kids and I are moving "home" to Virginia at the end of May!!!

Getting out just in time before the hurricane season starts. As mild as it was last year, this one won't be as gentle. Good luck with the move

 

[InLust]

A pro golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was
rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon
popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news." says the surgeon.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh god no!" cries the man. "My career is over! Please Doc,
what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but
it's a woman's arm! I'll need your permission before I go ahead
with the transplant"

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and 6 months later the man was out on the
golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great" says the man says. "I'm playing the best golf
of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has
really improved."

"That's great." said the surgeon

"Not only that," continued the Pro, "my handwriting has
improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even
taken up painting landscapes in watercolors"

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the
transplant was such a success."

"Well there is one problem," said the golfer, "every time I try
to jerk off I get a headache!"

 

[InLust]

Crabby Old Man

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa , Florida , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to
posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.


Crabby Old Man

What do you see nurses? ......What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabby old man, ...not very wise,
Uncertain of habit ........with faraway eyes?

Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!"
Who seems not to notice ...the things that you do.
And forever is losing .............. A sock or shoe?

Who, resisting or not...........lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding ...... The long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse......you're not looking at me.

I'll tell you who I am .......... As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .....as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten.......with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters ..........who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen ..........with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now. ..........a lover he'll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty .........my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows........that I promised to keep.

At Twenty-Five, now .......... I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide ...... And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty ......... My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other ........ With ties that should last.

At Forty, my young sons ....have grown and are gone,
But my woman's beside me........to see I don't mourn.
At Fifty, once more, .......... Babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children ......... My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me .......... My wife is now dead.
I look at the future ............I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing .......young of their own.
And I think of the years...... And the love that I've known.

I'm now an old man.........and nature is cruel.
Tis jest to make old age .......look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles..........grace and vigor, depart.
There is now a stone........where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass ...... A young guy still dwells,
And now and again ........my battered heart swells.
I remember the joys.............. I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living............***** over again.

I think of the years ....all too few......gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact........that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people ..........open and see..
Not a crabby old man. Look closer....see........ME!!



Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within.....we will all, one day, be there, too!

 

[InLust]

How to Install a Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went to the gun shop for more
ammunition. I will be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls --
they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of them in the house. You better wait outside.

Be sure to include a Spanish version!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

What is going to happen in the next 2 days that has you anxious?

As a rule, I find 99% of what we worry about never comes to pass. We just end up spending energy driving ourselves crazy. I'm a firm believer in "God never gives you more than what you can handle"; and yes, there has been more than a few times that I thought God was out to lunch. But we do get through it. Sometimes we do the "right" thing and sometimes we don't. And it's OK if we do the "wrong" thing; the experience is what is important.

You're so right, InLust!

My anxieties are chronic, and come up so automatically, but I'm heading in the right direction!

Thank you for trying to keep this thread going too!

I confess that I have an addictive personality that pops up once in a while. Thank goodness for Oman! We're striving to work through these times together, and we know we'll make it through the tough times.

I will also confess that I am thrilled that "my" Mets swept the Cardinals! Glad that Oman and I have an understanding that I will root for the Cardinals when they play against ANY other team than the Mets!

Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates; hope the spring actually arrives soon!

 

[InLust]

You're so right, InLust!

My anxieties are chronic, and come up so automatically, but I'm heading in the right direction!

Thank you for trying to keep this thread going too!

I confess that I have an addictive personality that pops up once in a while. Thank goodness for Oman! We're striving to work through these times together, and we know we'll make it through the tough times.

I will also confess that I am thrilled that "my" Mets swept the Cardinals! Glad that Oman and I have an understanding that I will root for the Cardinals when they play against ANY other team than the Mets!

Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates; hope the spring actually arrives soon!

Got the panic disorder T-Shirt myself so I know what you are talking about. I mean everything can be peachy and one will come from nowhere. I use meds if they get really bad, but prefer to control the symptoms without those. Just brought a book on the subject and it's a program you go through that so far seems to be pretty good. I'll get you the name and ISBN if ya like.

Happy Easter back at ya and it was a beautiful 74 sunny degrees here

 

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I hope all of TC new & seasoned folk had a wonderful Easter.

Sunny! That's wonderful! Best wishes for your move.
Jenny, *hugs & kisses* to you and Oman.
IL, If you don't mind, I'd be interested in the book info too?

I have confessions, but may have to come back later to make them.