*True Confessions*

[Phelan]

thank you guys for your wonderful comments


I tried to send another voice file, but it was too big....and then my kids came down here...so blah...

sorry honey!! forgive me!!

Nothing to forgive. Just check your PM's.

 

[Phelan]

thank you guys for your wonderful comments


I tried to send another voice file, but it was too big....and then my kids came down here...so blah...

sorry honey!! forgive me!!

Anyways, we need to get your thread back on track....

*I'm still hard*

*I like the new Vanilla coke*

*I am addicted to Tostito's Restaurant style salsa*

*I really miss waking up next to someone*

*I make a mean homemade angel hair pasta with alfredo sauce and shrimp*

*The first time I ever ate a girl out was in my backyard against the garage after school. She was 14, I was 15*

*I've been hooked since then*

 

[Jewelz]

Nothing to forgive. Just check your PM's.

check your email

 

[Guest]

Ok

I lost my virginity on graduation night from high school by the side of a busy highway, out in the open, with a girl who I hardly ever talked to in high school.

I was a total complete geek in high school....probably still am.

I am really shy when meeting an attractive woman.

And here is another big one.....


I thought Milli Vanilli really sang their own songs.

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

*Im still wet and aching to be ate out


*Will you cook for me if I wake up next to you?

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I used to be a chef.....can you eat a lot of food...I can cook up a storm for 300, it's cutting the recipe down to two that is a problem.

 

[Phelan]

*Im still wet and aching to be ate out

*Will you cook for me if I wake up next to you?

Only if I can eat you for breakfast in bed.

 

[Wintermute]

*Im still wet and aching to be ate out

You're on the east coast of Florida right? I can be there in 5 hours if you can hold out.

*The first time I gave head was in a movie theater and I was 12.

Hummmm. Really? Thanks for the heads up, my daughter is turning 11 on the 19th. (Mental note: No movie dates.)

I worry the most about her because she is *soooo* much like me. Not good in this case.



Wintermute

 

[Sex The Drug]

For what its worth

I enjoy 70’s Disco music more than anyone should
I fantasize about all day sex romps with complete strangers
I love to give oral (fresh out of the shower is the best)
I love getting oral sex best
I like my ass played with during sex
I have picked up a hitchhiker and had sex with her
I cannot remember the names of all of my sex partners
I am willing to try just about anything once if it will not hurt me
I think that everyone should think the way I do
I am very good at my job and only give it 50% at max
I don’t know who my biological farther is and I think I am OK with that
I never reveal this much information to complete strangers
I drive to fast
I sometimes wish I were single with no children
I would not trade my little girl for anything in the whole world.
I contradict myself often

 

[Jewelz]

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[Jewelz]

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[Phelan]

and you really think i would ever object to that?

Nope, but a gentleman always asks before eating something that doesn't belong to him.

Anyways, I'm heading to the gym and then home now. I'll be back online in a little bit. If I don't talk to you later, have a good night darlin and give yourself a lil rub from me.

 

[Jewelz]

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[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

ohh now that is very appealing, a man that can cook! and even though i am a big girl, i dont eat alot...so we would have to take the leftovers to the local woman's shelter ...is that ok?

We can do whatever your little heart desires.

BTW I hate my voice too but I can tell you two lit women who really, really like it....don't ask me why...just telling the truth.

 

[ShiningEyes]

Hey guys...I'm back...after much debate on whether I should return or not. *sigh* What do you do when you come across someone that just irritates the hell of you??

 

[Jewelz]

Re: For what its worth

I enjoy 70’s Disco music more than anyone should
I fantasize about all day sex romps with complete strangers
I love to give oral (fresh out of the shower is the best)
I love getting oral sex best
I like my ass played with during sex
I have picked up a hitchhiker and had sex with her
I cannot remember the names of all of my sex partners
I am willing to try just about anything once if it will not hurt me
I think that everyone should think the way I do
I am very good at my job and only give it 50% at max
I don’t know who my biological farther is and I think I am OK with that
I never reveal this much information to complete strangers
I drive to fast
I sometimes wish I were single with no children
I would not trade my little girl for anything in the whole world.
I contradict myself often

umm, your username fits you perfectly

 

[Wintermute]

Nope, Im on the east coast, but Im in Pennsylvania...about 16 to 18 hour drive from you ...bummer eh?

yes, you better have a talk with your lil girl...my momma never knew i was naughty!!

Hummm... Why did I think you were in Florida? I've gone this long with out, what the hell.

This is pretty much how that converstation is going to go.

"Honey, Boys are evil and they will do nasty things to you when they get you alone. If a boy tries to talk to you, kick them between their legs and run. Trust me honey I'm your daddy, I know these things."



Wintermute

 

[Jewelz]

Hey guys...I'm back...after much debate on whether I should return or not. *sigh* What do you do when you come across someone that just irritates the hell of you??

I was wondering where you went off to! You better not leave for no one! Im sorry that someone was bothering you...was it me??? Im sorry if I did!! If you need to talk, PM me!!

 

[ShiningEyes]

Re: Re: For what its worth

umm, your username fits you perfectly

I'd have to agree with you on that one!

 

[Jewelz]

We can do whatever your little heart desires.

BTW I hate my voice too but I can tell you two lit women who really, really like it....don't ask me why...just telling the truth.

I love it when a man lets me make decisions

I think we are all critical of our voices, appearance etc...I can tell you that it flatters me soo very much that my voice has that kind of affect on men!

 

[Wintermute]

Hey guys...I'm back...after much debate on whether I should return or not. *sigh* What do you do when you come across someone that just irritates the hell of you??

Do what my wife did...











Marry him. LOL

 

[ShiningEyes]

I was wondering where you went off to! You better not leave for no one! Im sorry that someone was bothering you...was it me??? Im sorry if I did!! If you need to talk, PM me!!

i ran off because i had a phone call and a visitor......the phone call *rolls eyes* was the reason I came back. lit soothes me more than anything for some reason. there's a guy that is falling for me and falling fast...tho i've told him i don't want a bf. he's a 24 yr old virgin and no, i don't hold that against him. but he's very very inexperienced with EVERYTHING. i'm patient untill he says something that should be of common sense not to say. *shakes head*

 

[ShiningEyes]

Do what my wife did...











Marry him. LOL

LOL thank you!! I needed that honest laugh! We haven't talked before that I know of....I'm Shining *S* That or you can call me Beth(but don't tell anyone I told ya!!) hehehehe

 

[Jewelz]

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