*True Confessions*

[Jewelz]

i ran off because i had a phone call and a visitor......the phone call *rolls eyes* was the reason I came back. lit soothes me more than anything for some reason. there's a guy that is falling for me and falling fast...tho i've told him i don't want a bf. he's a 24 yr old virgin and no, i don't hold that against him. but he's very very inexperienced with EVERYTHING. i'm patient untill he says something that should be of common sense not to say. *shakes head*

uuugghhh now that could be very unwelcoming...and no not cuz the virgin thing...well..let me tell you, my husband was a virgin, and he still doesnt get it sometimes..but for the most part, i have taught him well

 

[Guest]

i ran off because i had a phone call and a visitor......the phone call *rolls eyes* was the reason I came back. lit soothes me more than anything for some reason. there's a guy that is falling for me and falling fast...tho i've told him i don't want a bf. he's a 24 yr old virgin and no, i don't hold that against him. but he's very very inexperienced with EVERYTHING. i'm patient untill he says something that should be of common sense not to say. *shakes head*

Boy am I glad you said that shining. I was starting to get a complex over here and we have never even talked. I checked to make sure I had deodorant on and everything.

 

[ShiningEyes]

LMAO!! thats pretty good advice and pretty standard, but i didnt listen...but of course, i developed really early. got my period when i was 10 years old, in 4th grade and by 5th grade i was in a B cup bra!!

hmmmm speaking of which...I got mine at 11! lol by the 6th grade i could almost fit a D

 

[Guest]

i developed really early. got my period when i was 10 years old, in 4th grade and by 5th grade i was in a B cup bra!!

ME TOO!!









Oh wait, that wasn't me.

 

[Guest]

hey mute!

How ya been dude?

Remember me? The man with the towel?

 

[ShiningEyes]

Boy am I glad you said that shining. I was starting to get a complex over here and we have never even talked. I checked to make sure I had deodorant on and everything.

LOL sorry to worry you all!! Was nothing any of you did. Just men.....or most men anyway. I was irrated and in pain and everything and he had the nerve to tell me that the pain was all in my head!!!!!! *rolls eyes* as you can tell....he unnerved me!

 

[Guest]

LOL sorry to worry you all!! Was nothing any of you did. Just men.....or most men anyway. I was irrated and in pain and everything and he had the nerve to tell me that the pain was all in my head!!!!!! *rolls eyes* as you can tell....he unnerved me!

Not all men are a-holes. There is a special subdirectory for them in our master membership list.

 

[Wintermute]

LMAO!! thats pretty good advice and pretty standard, but i didnt listen...but of course, i developed really early. got my period when i was 10 years old, in 4th grade and by 5th grade i was in a B cup bra!!

Sounds like my niece. My girl and her are only 6 months apart and my niece started about a year ago and already looks 15. My niece is 11 years old and is a slim 5' 5" and at least a B-cup. I have no sympathy for my little bro.

My daughter hasn't started but it's going to be *really* soon I can already tell. She's really had her grump on lately.



Wintermute

 

[ShiningEyes]

Not all men are a-holes. There is a special subdirectory for them in our master membership list.

That might be true, but the ones that aren't a**holes are hard to find!

 

[Guest]

That might be true, but the ones that aren't a**holes are hard to find!

ahem.....raises hand

 

[Sex The Drug]

Is that a bad thing

Re: Re: For what its worth

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Originally posted by Jewelz


umm, your username fits you perfectly
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I'd have to agree with you on that one!


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I love the way you look at me, I love the way you Smack my Ass, I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you~~~~~

Suckin' isn't fuckin' and eatin' isn't cheatin'!!


Yes, that's me!!

Is that a bad thing??

 

[ShiningEyes]

Re: Is that a bad thing

Re: Re: For what its worth

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Originally posted by Jewelz


umm, your username fits you perfectly
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I'd have to agree with you on that one!


__________________
I love the way you look at me, I love the way you Smack my Ass, I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you~~~~~

Suckin' isn't fuckin' and eatin' isn't cheatin'!!


Yes, that's me!!

Is that a bad thing??

No...I don't think so *S*

 

[ShiningEyes]

ahem.....raises hand

ok....i'm taking it that you are one of those guys that i'd be looking for?

 

[ShiningEyes]

Only 21 more posts, Sex The Drug, and you'll be able to pick out an AV!!!

 

[Wintermute]

LOL thank you!! I needed that honest laugh! We haven't talked before that I know of....I'm Shining *S* That or you can call me Beth(but don't tell anyone I told ya!!) hehehehe

It is my intense pleasure to meet you ShiningEyes (A.K.A. Beth )

*takes her hand and places a gentle kiss upon it hoping that she has washed her hands since she took that AV photo. *

I'm glad you enjoyed the humor in that. I like to try to make people laugh, I fail hideaously most of the time but sometime I get a good one in.

I also fancy myself as a seductive flirt but you'll be able judge that for yourself.



Wintermute

Pssst... my real name is Ken BTW. Since you were kind enough to share.

 

[Guest]

ok....i'm taking it that you are one of those guys that i'd be looking for?

Don't know about that all I know is I'm not an a-hole.


It says so on my membership card.

 

[ShiningEyes]

Don't know about that all I know is I'm not an a-hole.


It says so on my membership card.

LOL you know...if every guy had a membership card that said AssHole or Not an AssHole things would be soooooooooo less complicated!!!!

 

[Guest]

LOL you know...if every guy had a membership card that said AssHole or Not an AssHole things would be soooooooooo less complicated!!!!

Oh we all have them...we just don't like to talk about them.


Watch out for that wintermute guy....he's trouble, or so he says.

 

[Wintermute]

That might be true, but the ones that aren't a**holes are hard to find!

My wife thinks I'm an asshole...

But then again we disagree about of alot of things.

I think I'm an Ok guy that is friendly, nice, hangs out in karaoke bars, flits alot, and ... Oh shit ... I guess I am an asshole!!!!



Wintermute

 

[ShiningEyes]

It is my intense pleasure to meet you ShiningEyes (A.K.A. Beth )

*takes her hand and places a gentle kiss upon it hoping that she has washed her hands since she took that AV photo. *

I'm glad you enjoyed the humor in that. I like to try to make people laugh, I fail hideaously most of the time but sometime I get a good one in.

I also fancy myself as a seductive flirt but you'll be able judge that for yourself.



Wintermute

Pssst... my real name is Ken BTW. Since you were kind enough to share.

lol Well...you've managed to make me laugh! For that I thank you. And it's an honor to meet you as well, Wintermute. And thank you for giving me your name. That was sweet of you.
A seductive flirt, ah? I may have a little fun with this! I love to flirt. Teasing on the other hand...I only tease when I aim to please!

 

[Phelan]

Hey guys...I'm back...after much debate on whether I should return or not. *sigh* What do you do when you come across someone that just irritates the hell of you??

Ignore them. I just hope that it isn't me

 

[Guest]

I am out of here people.....have a wonderful night and see you all in the morning. It was a pleasure talking with you all.

 

[ShiningEyes]

My wife thinks I'm an asshole...

But then again we disagree about of alot of things.

I think I'm an Ok guy that is friendly, nice, hangs out in karaoke bars, flits alot, and ... Oh shit ... I guess I am an asshole!!!!



Wintermute

LOL hmmmm not sure if that makes you an asshole in my book or not. i don't know ya well enough to call you an asshole *S*
I'd like to form my own opinion here!!!!

 

[ShiningEyes]

I am out of here people.....have a wonderful night and see you all in the morning. It was a pleasure talking with you all.

Have a wonderful night, Slartty! Take care...sweet dreams...and sleep with angels!

 

[Guest]

Have a wonderful night, Slartty! Take care...sweet dreams...and sleep with angels!

You obviously haven't met my wife. Oh wait I forgot about my cats....ok I'll sleep with angels.


Ok poor attempt at humor.