*True Confessions*

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kkceohcs said:
WOOO HOOOO for Lusty... Way to go Kid. :rose: for your desktop.

Study hard.. you know the PPB is on your side..

BTW< who is that Rabbi in the above post? I kind of like his thinking..

:rose: to the ladies

^5s to the guys
:p and:devil: to the SATB
KK

http://www.caucusforamerica.com/ link for the rabbi. As you know, I don't subscribe to mystisim, but the man speaks a lot of universal truth....and he sure nailed Jessie :)

I'm not so sure studying is the answer for algebra; more of a doing over and over until you get it right.....kinda like sex :D


:heart: for SBT :kiss:
 
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InLust said:
Ok, this is weird....sat in algebra class this morning and for the first time I didn't have to fight the urge to get up and run screaming from the class.....and I understood what was going on :confused: AND I had the correct answer! Too weird, may have to resign myself to actually passing. Thursday's exam will tell :)

Well see, if you hit a nail hard enough and often enough it does eventually break through. ;)
 
GOOOD Morning, TC...

OOps, MY bad.. Happy BElated Birthday, Jewelz... HOpe it was a happy one.

WIntze.. HI to you.. It has been a while. Isnt that almost like taking a VIRGIN???hehehe

Omaha.. Sorry to hear of the dead rodent.. Hope you held a funeral for it.. Nothing like being buried in an old smelly shoe box.. or a quick flush of the toidy.

Dreamy, Sorry I missed you.. Hope things are pleasant for you, sweets.

Lusty.... Sounding like I understand why I like sex so much.. repetition.. woo HOo.. for doo overs. hehehe:D

:rose: to the ladies

^5s to the guys
KK

to the SATB.. :p and a :devil: for later:D
 
I've had sex with 9 sets of mother daughters

I've had sex with 9 sets of mother daughters and it was great, but the mothers were always the best sex partner.I have had sex with 3 sisters and the were all really sweet. I was was discovered fucking 6 of the daughters by there mothers and was asked to fuck them then and there by 4 of the mothers. The other 2 asked me to fuck them when I arrived at there home and there daughters were not there. Sex is one of the most beautifull experiences in the world. I have been blessed in this world to have experienced so much.When i returned from the vietnam war I went to work at a beauty shop that offered massage services. The money was great but the number of women that wanted sex then and at there homes was all most 80 percent of them. i am not overly endowed about 8 1/2 long and 5 inches around, but the older woman that took my virginity showed me control and to be a repeat performer and great pussy eater, so i have been told. If any of you out there get to experience sex in multipules go for it it is a big thrill. the very best erotic sex to all. Charlie1954
 
kkceohcs said:
WIntze.. HI to you.. It has been a while. Isnt that almost like taking a VIRGIN???hehehe

Lusty.... Sounding like I understand why I like sex so much.. repetition.. woo HOo.. for doo overs. hehehe:D

Hey KK! Like taking a virgin... Hummm, willing or unwilling? LOL!!! j/k

Gotta love the do overs "You know that was really great, but can we do that again? I know we can do it better." ;)
 
1. A local pharmacist was robbed last week and all the Viagra was stolen.


Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals!



2. A man goes to the Doctors with a lettuce leaf hanging out of his arse. He bends over and asks the Doctor to take a look at it. The Doctor looks and shakes his head.


The man says, "Is it serious?"


The Doctor says, "I'm afraid it's just the tip of the Iceberg."



3. A guy dies while making love to his wife.


A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"


The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!"


The undertaker does as he is told.


On the day of the funeral, the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, she leans forward and whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
 
GOODDDDDDDDDDD Morning TCCCCCCC...

Charlie, Welcome to the group.. but if you are gonna boast that kind of love w/ the ladies.. wondering if any of the groups are in ST. L. and if you could introduce me.. WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ^5v5>5<5 for you, man. Lucky S.O.B.

Wintze.. Yeah, I like to be near perfect.. practice practice practice practice.. That is my 3rd middle name. next to "likes to eat" and "always aroused".

Woo Hoo. for the virgin slayer.. Hmmm We had Buffy the vampire slayer.. wonder how KK or Wintze the Virgin slayer would sound.. hmmm Id be sure to volunteer for that.. providing she was of "Legal" age of course.

:eek:

:rose: to the ladies

^5s to the guys.

KK


:p :devil: :eek: for that SATB... missing you..
 
kkceohcs said:
GOODDDDDDDDDDD Morning TCCCCCCC...

Woo Hoo. for the virgin slayer.. Hmmm We had Buffy the vampire slayer.. wonder how KK or Wintze the Virgin slayer would sound.. hmmm Id be sure to volunteer for that.. providing she was of "Legal" age of course.

Sounds like fun my friend, but do they actually make virgins anymore? LOL!
 
Wintermute said:
Sounds like fun my friend, but do they actually make virgins anymore? LOL!

Well, you might actually see one if you hadn't deflowered them all :D No virgins under the legal age in Florida, you got that covered. And KK is working on his area......that leaves 48 states for the rest of the US male population.

Maybe it's a guy thing, but what is the attraction of doing both Mom and daughter? :confused:


:p for SBT.......and :heart: :kiss: :rose:
 
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DreamOfSun said:
Hiya, KK! Glad to see you are posting again, sweetie! :rose:

and we are glad yo see you posting ,dreamy!!!

Confession

Im sooooo happy! I got something special in the mail! An invite to
Sorta and dannys wedding!!!!Bet theyre getting nervous!!
 
omahaman2 said:
and we are glad yo see you posting ,dreamy!!!

Confession

Im sooooo happy! I got something special in the mail! An invite to
Sorta and dannys wedding!!!!Bet theyre getting nervous!!

Wish we could really attend. :(

Confession:

Yeah, I'm still AWAKE at this time of the morning! It's been such a drag, getting myself going and not really able to GO anywhere, while Oman is working his butt off (thank goodness, there's still some butt left!) :cool:

I'm worried about Oman being so busy and so unhappy in his job. :heart:

Glad that our THIRD anniversary of being together will be here soon! :nana: Even though we're happily engaged, I really cannot imagine walking down the aisle! (Oman, you'd better start lifting weights so you can carry me!) :p

I love giraffes!!

http://www.bullmarketer.com/photo_gallery/albums/userpics/animals/Giraffe/thumb_giraffe002.gif :rose:
 
InLust said:
Well, you might actually see one if you hadn't deflowered them all :D No virgins under the legal age in Florida, you got that covered. And KK is working on his area......that leaves 48 states for the rest of the US male population.

Maybe it's a guy thing, but what is the attraction of doing both Mom and daughter? :confused:


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Woo. HOoo I got the Illinois covered... OK. NOw I just need to get a shirt screened.. WILL FUCK FOR FUN!!

that or VIRGIN SLAYER>> hehehe

hmm Lusty, Im not sure about mother and daughter so much as having 2 at a time.. :D:devil: MAybe the mom is more inclined to share w/ dau and not get jealous.... I dunno.. something about youth and experience at the same time.. :)

DREAMY.. :kiss: for your day.. :rose: for your dresser


:rose: to the ladies

^5s to the guys.
KK



hmmmmm SATB>>..hehehe :devil:
 
InLust said:
Maybe it's a guy thing, but what is the attraction of doing both Mom and daughter? :confused:

It's the youth verses experince thing, I guess.

I actually saw a tee-shirt that said "Your sister is hot, but your mom can do that thing with her tounge." I lost it, I thought that was the sickest, coolest thing ever... well except for my sig... ;)
 
kkceohcs said:
Woo. HOoo I got the Illinois covered... OK. NOw I just need to get a shirt screened.. WILL FUCK FOR FUN!!

Wooo hooo I want one of those too! :kiss: :devil:


Wintermute said:
I actually saw a tee-shirt that said "Your sister is hot, but your mom can do that thing with her tounge."

Bwahahahahahaha!!! :p
 
Confession:

I'm tired of worrying. :eek: Even though my mind knows that worrying doesn't help in any way, I'm still having troubles focusing on staying calm, and just letting things "be". :rolleyes:

I'm also tired of Oman working weekends! :mad:

Guess I'm just tired of being tired! :eek:
 
SS... I hope your day is filled with beautiful things and that the next year brings you all that you desire.

:rose: :heart:

I will be thinking about you.
 
Confessions

  • I often feel like I'm a disappointment to people. (I am disappointed in myself.)
  • Although I've been feeling tired all day, I'm awake enough to not feel like sleeping. :eek:
  • I'm a little upset that the Yankees clinched yet another 1st place season. Hope that Boston can get the wild card; would enjoy seeing another World Series between the Red Sox and the St. Louis Cardinals (with a much different finish!) :D
  • I want to be rich financially. (I am already rich in so many other ways.) :)
  • I want to get myself back on track.
  • I miss Oman having weekends off.
  • I hope all the TCers are having a good weekend!
:rose:
 
JennyOmanHill said:
  • I'm a little upset that the Yankees clinched yet another 1st place season. Hope that Boston can get the wild card; would enjoy seeing another World Series between the Red Sox and the St. Louis Cardinals (with a much different finish!) :D


    I am so with you on that one ! Let's Go Cardinals ! ! ! ! !
 
Abner Devereaux said:
JennyOmanHill said:
  • I'm a little upset that the Yankees clinched yet another 1st place season. Hope that Boston can get the wild card; would enjoy seeing another World Series between the Red Sox and the St. Louis Cardinals (with a much different finish!) :D


    I am so with you on that one ! Let's Go Cardinals ! ! ! ! !


  • YAY!! :nana: :nana:

    :D
 
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