True Confessions

Wintermute · May 2, 2005

gina3 said:
I want him

I want him

DAMNIT I want him!!

Why can't I let it go?

Sigh...

That's Ok, Gina I want you too! :heart:

Oh... Wait... you're talking about... someone else.

*Sulks off to the corner to pout*

omahaman2 · May 2, 2005

http://www.spotsylvania.k12.va.us/saes/images/Hug(640).jpg

for gina!
Sorry its not him!

Missing everyone!

cant wait until we see everyone again

like the owner of this shop

http://www.jewelzenmore.nl/images/jewelz_voorpui_320x240.jpg

or to see how NG looks after spending time in the gym instead of TC

http://www.cytosport.com/images/andreacloward.jpg

or many many more of folks who have lost their way to TC

Guess lusty is out partying!!

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/dec04/party.one1203_big.jpg

Hope to see everyone very soon!

InLust · May 3, 2005

omahaman2 said:
.........Guess lusty is out partying!!

Hope to see everyone very soon!

Not yet, this is finals week.....I be buried in books and trying to remember my name

But as soon as I put that pencil down for the final time Wednesday night, I will officially be on summer break :devil:

InLust · May 3, 2005

Got To Love Tennessee

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
would have been called a teeth brush.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and
he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple
gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?'
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

SuperShyGuy · May 3, 2005

InLust said:
Not yet, this is finals week.....I be buried in books and trying to remember my name But as soon as I put that pencil down for the final time Wednesday night, I will officially be on summer break

Congratulations on surviving yet another term. :nana:

gina3 · May 3, 2005

Wintermute said:
That's Ok, Gina I want you too!

Oh... Wait... you're talking about... someone else.

*Sulks off to the corner to pout*

Awww- don't pout darlin! :kiss:

I decided to stop pouting about it so I just went to him and took matters into my own hands..er...lips actually

gina3 · May 3, 2005

omahaman2 said:
http://www.spotsylvania.k12.va.us/saes/images/Hug(640).jpg

for gina!
Sorry its not him!

THANK YOU OMAN!!! I really needed that!

Big hugs back to you too!

InLust · May 3, 2005

SuperShyGuy said:
Congratulations on surviving yet another term.

Thanks hon, it has been a very long term. But only 2 more to go

I had 4 pieces selected for the art show this spring.......twice as many as last year. Either I'm getting better or the judges eyes are getting worse :nana:

babydoll_73 · May 3, 2005

OH I see how it is. People only come around here when I am gone. So how is everybody? I wanna see more people here. When I come around everyday, TC is all the way on page 3 but when I leave for a day or two it's back on page one.

Well hope everyone is having a great day.

:heart:

babydoll

Wintermute · May 3, 2005

babydoll_73 said:
OH I see how it is. People only come around here when I am gone. So how is everybody? I wanna see more people here. When I come around everyday, TC is all the way on page 3 but when I leave for a day or two it's back on page one.

Well hope everyone is having a great day.

babydoll

{{{{{{ BABYDOLL }}}}}}

Sorry Babydoll, We don't mean it, really. It just happens that way. :kiss:

Henry · May 3, 2005

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....

Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

InLust · May 4, 2005

Ah, I wish I had come up with these...they are so corny.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck inOregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop inMilwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at aChicagoRadiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak

InLust · May 5, 2005

This is sad....I stopped by to shout the school year is officially over ( :nana:

) and I see there hasn't been a single post since my post at 5:30...AM.

OK, I wanted to bitch too

. My first weekend out of homework jail and I'm thinking a little play time is in order....didn't get any spring break....and the boss strikes again. I have to have a total website redesign up and running by Monday. I got news for him, he is getting this crap in phases....and Monday morning will be the very basic site, pages, text, graphics, etc......but that database, live chat and mobile accessabilty ain't happening til phase 2.

Henry · May 5, 2005

InLust said:
Ah, I wish I had come up with these...they are so corny.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck inOregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop inMilwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at aChicagoRadiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak

luv them all and thanks for sharing IL.

hope you get some relaxation time now that studies are finished

babydoll_73 · May 5, 2005

Thanks Winter. I know that it just works out that way. I still love this place. With Spell leaving good food and wishes for us all the time.

Glad to see it's all over for a bit IL.

Hope everyone is doing great.

:heart:

babydoll

nrcma98 · May 5, 2005

InLust said:
This is sad....I stopped by to shout the school year is officially over ( ) and I see there hasn't been a single post since my post at 5:30...AM.

OK, I wanted to bitch too . My first weekend out of homework jail and I'm thinking a little play time is in order....didn't get any spring break....and the boss strikes again. I have to have a total website redesign up and running by Monday. I got news for him, he is getting this crap in phases....and Monday morning will be the very basic site, pages, text, graphics, etc......but that database, live chat and mobile accessabilty ain't happening til phase 2.

A) congrats on another successful semester.
B) Phase 3: Photos and personal bio of the designer

SuperShyGuy · May 5, 2005

nrcma98 said:
A) congrats on another successful semester.
B) Phase 3: Photos and personal bio of the designer

Phase 3 sounds good to me.

omahaman2 · May 5, 2005

true confession

I wish the amount of posting here would go back the way it was!

InLust · May 6, 2005

nrcma98 said:
A) congrats on another successful semester.
B) Phase 3: Photos and personal bio of the designer

A)Thanks....I know you done this juggling act too

B) Phase 3: Flash

InLust · May 6, 2005

SuperShyGuy said:
Phase 3 sounds good to me.

You first

InLust · May 6, 2005

omahaman2 said:
I wish the amount of posting here would go back the way it was!

It was awfully nice to read 3-4 pages over my morning coffee. Just seems people are caught up else where.....I dunno. There is a few I miss chatting with

InLust · May 6, 2005

HEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO......*pushing the cobwebs aside*.....anyone here?

nrcma98 · May 6, 2005

InLust said:
HEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO......*pushing the cobwebs aside*.....anyone here?

Just waiting for a closer version of the flash, kiddo.

omahaman2 · May 6, 2005

nrcma98 said:
Just waiting for a closer version of the flash, kiddo.

does it matter who does the flashing???

mayi · May 7, 2005

nrcma98 said:
Just waiting for a closer version of the flash, kiddo.

such a patient person....................or just down right a dirty old man with needs

how is it going with the local nurse in sexy scrubs?

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