*True Confessions*

[naughtygirl]

Or maybe some mouth to mouth?

Hello gang! Hope you all are well!

Oman -- I loved Romper Room; it was one of my favorite shows as a child.

Babydoll -- Im sorry to hear that your SO is being difficult. However, you need to do what is best for you. Please don't let his insecurity keep you from doing something that will be beneficial to your well being.

Confession:
*Today, I have felt a bit miserable. I really am starting to dislike my job. Its not even close to being in my field, I'm stuck in a cube all day, and it can get monotonous. But I am thankful to have a job, very thankful. However, I would switch jobs in a heartbeat if I felt I could get one that pays close to this one does. But that doesn't seem to be an option. I hate feeling stuck.

*It is beginning to look like we might have to move again. Blech!!! We decided that we do not want to buy this house; it really feels too small for us. We are thinking ahead to kids and can not imagine being comfortable in the house as we are already bursting at the seams. And unfortunately, we only signed a 6 month lease and the landlord is looking to dump it so end of next month we might need to be out....*whine* I don't want to move again! *stamps foot*

 

[omahaman2]

I think this thread needs a defibrillator.

http://www.pemed.com/pmonitor/lifepack7/Lifepck7.jpg


naughtygirl Or maybe some mouth to mouth?

http://www.levtas.co.uk/images/giving-mouth-to-mouth.jpg

anything to keep ftom losing contact with you all!

by the way, that is a training doll, not one of those dolls !!

 

[Wintermute]

Oman -- I loved Romper Room; it was one of my favorite shows as a child.

OH MY GOD! I was on Romper Room about 34 years ago! They used to film it in Atlanta.

 

[Wintermute]

Hungary is considering allowing solicitation for prostitution in shopping malls, so long as the act itself is performed elsewhere.

With that being said, Wintermute and topfive.com proudly present...

The Top 5 Names for the Mall Prostitution Store


5> Bed, Bang and Begone

4> BJ Maxx

3> Sbarrho

2> Chick-Fel-8

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for the Mall Prostitution Store...

1> Twattery Barn

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

 

[InLust]

Randon ponderings

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and thefirst time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on premises." (Is this a great country or what? Well, maybe not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff anyway?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm .... I won't touch THAT one!)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? Did the govt. actually pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, jeez)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

And, the best for last ..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you suppose they might have bad breath?

 

[InLust]

Hey all.......just a quick stop in on my way to bed. I have been working 48 hours staright...........and prior to that, only stopped long enough to catch a few hours shut eye. I can't say I ever heard of anyone dying from lack pf sleep....but man I'm running on empty Some of the work has been the normal homework - tis the end of the term and it's always crazy then. But all this added work is from my job. Right now I'm looking for a "good ole boy" to take the boss allergator hunting....the man is driving me to thoughts of murder.

Upside is he is now out on the road for the next 10 glorious days........and one of the other engineers showed me how to "accidently" turn on the "do not disturb" thingy on the phone Bright note of the week is I had 2 pieces selected for the student art show......they are offering up a couple of grand in prize $$$. Hell, I'd forgo the $$ in a heartbeat just to have "best of show" in the old portfolio.

 

[ride_the_horsey]

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? Did the govt. actually pay for this research??)

What I've always wanted to know is......

HOW DID THEY GET THE ANTS DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE?

 

[InLust]

What I've always wanted to know is......

HOW DID THEY GET THE ANTS DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Perhaps they hired the ant mafia to hold the little guys down and force them to drink?

I dunno, seems to me that if we have the $$$ to spend on the research to find out things like the ant's drinking habits and the turtle's butt breathing we should be much further ahead in research for things like cancer.

 

[kkceohcs]

Roooaaaaarrrrrrrr

Good Morning, Afternoon and Good Night TCers

No this is not your imaginations... OK, well it might be.. but its a nightmare....

Just a note to say HIHOWDYHOWTHEHELLAREYA!

Thinking about you often...

Leaving a bowl of apples, bananas, Chex mix, Cherios, and roasted almonds and pecans...

to the ladies
^5 to the guys.
KK

 

[InLust]

OMG!!!!!! A kk sighting!!!!!! And I saw it first

 

[omahaman2]

OMG!!!!!! A kk sighting!!!!!! And I saw it first

NUMBER

http://www.irasperipheralvisions.com/images/number-2.jpg

 

[liz3030]

I once let my dog lick my pussy

it started out as a much necessary masturbation session. While I was getting into getting off, my dog was in the room and started getting closer as I was getting closer.

Before I could shoo him away, he kind of nudged his snout down there and started to lick me.

His tounge got me off to one of the strongest orgasms in my life.

I have never done this since, although I wish my husband had our pets skills.

I still think about this often, although the guilt kind of bothers me to this day.

 

[Wintermute]

All things happen for a reason. Think of it as a rare gift from the cosmos.

Oh, and welcome to * True Confessions * Liz!

I once let my dog lick my pussy

it started out as a much necessary masturbation session. While I was getting into getting off, my dog was in the room and started getting closer as I was getting closer.

Before I could shoo him away, he kind of nudged his snout down there and started to lick me.

His tounge got me off to one of the strongest orgasms in my life.

I have never done this since, although I wish my husband had our pets skills.

I still think about this often, although the guilt kind of bothers me to this day.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Welcome to TC Liz3030.

"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death."

Between this and Liz's recent confession, I confess that I've been closer to being put to death by the Lebanese than you might have guessed.

 

[InLust]

Welcome to TC Liz3030.

"In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death."

Between this and Liz's recent confession, I confess that I've been closer to being put to death by the Lebanese than you might have guessed.

You bothering the sheep again?

 

[Bandit58]

You bothering the sheep again?

Hehe InLust I just had a visual of my ex down on the farm with his new girlfriend "Baaaabraaaa"

 

[omahaman2]

Hehe InLust I just had a visual of my ex down on the farm with his new girlfriend "Baaaabraaaa"

that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

 

[Curious_Fem]

*brushing the cobwebs off the doorway*

Kinda quiet in here, wonder if anyone is lurking?

 

[happyparadox]

*brushing the cobwebs off the doorway*

Kinda quiet in here, wonder if anyone is lurking?

Just happened by and here you are. Hope life is eased up a bit for you. Glad to see you out and about.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Just happened by and here you are. Hope life is eased up a bit for you. Glad to see you out and about.

Good to see you too, my friend. Things are about the same, but I regained my positive nature. Hope all is well in happyland.

 

[happyparadox]

Good to see you too, my friend. Things are about the same, but I regained my positive nature. Hope all is well in happyland.

I no longer believe there is an all well condition in life. But I believe we can be well in the midst of it all. So, I'm doing OK. Things aren't what I dream but not bad and the dreams are still there.

I think it would be really good if we could meet at the coffee shop and have a good long chat.

 

[Wintermute]

*brushing the cobwebs off the doorway*

Kinda quiet in here, wonder if anyone is lurking?

Hello, Beautiful.

 

[omahaman2]

to everyone;
just 3 words

I MISS YOU!!!