*True Confessions*

[happyparadox]

Show up naked

I'm a vegan

I don't watch TV

 

[nrcma98]

They make stuff for that.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/nurturecenter_1831_19634444

Ahem.

 

[happyparadox]

And does it work any better than, say, olive oil?

 

[kensix]

True

I was 14 and jerking off in a spare bedroom. I had been stroking for a couple of minutes (and was on my back) as I felt like I was about to cum I pushed down on my heals and arched my back in the air. My cock was extra hard and I was ready for the last couple of strokes... There was mom!!!

I have been intimate with my sister

I enjoy prostitutes and escorts

 

[arenth8]

My confession

I worked in a large office of a trade organization. It was after midnight and I had just gotten back from a convention and thought I'd stop at the office on my way home to drop off some things and check my email.
The only other people in the office was the cleaning crew and they were mostly down on the first floor. I finished in my office and decided to hit the restroom but there was a lady from the cleaning crew just starting to mop the floor. She told me that she was already done in the women's restroom and to use that one.
I went into the women's room and after I fininshed peeing and flushed I found myself kind of turned on by the thought of some of the hot women in our office pulling down their panties in that room. I started jerking off there in the stall and came very quickly. I left the seat up and a huge wad of white cum floating in the water.
The next morning I kept an eye on the women using the restroom and wondered who saw the present I left them. I hope they enjoyed it.

 

[LorriLove]

To impress a woman:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.
Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her.
Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

To impress a man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer.
Don't block the TV.

you forgot 'fuck her' honey

 

[LorriLove]

And does it work any better than, say, olive oil?

depends what you're talking about sweetheart, olive oil, baby oil, ky jelly, even margerine or cooking oil if nothing else is avilable... oh sorry you weren't talking about anal sex... sorry

 

[Wintermute]

depends what you're talking about sweetheart, olive oil, baby oil, ky jelly, even margerine or cooking oil if nothing else is avilable... oh sorry you weren't talking about anal sex... sorry

Lorri, I think I love you.

 

[mainefooter]

true confessions

*I love making my gf squirt while eating her out and drinking her cum
* I would like to try watersports, then lick her clean after
*I've had mfm, ffm several times
*I don't get sex nearly as often as I like
*I have to beg for head
*unless I go someplace else, I'll never get to fuck another woman in the ass
*I completely enjoy fisting her though
*I love beer

 

[mainefooter]

you forgot 'fuck her' honey

Don't you mean fuck her WELL?

 

[SuperShyGuy]

"To impress a man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer.
Don't block the TV."

Lingere will suffice.
I'd prefer a pizza.
Three shouldn't need to be told to anyone.

 

[Jewelz]

just a blurt.....

whatever.

 

[mainefooter]

*I've masterbated while at work
*I've had phone sex while at work (and masterbated)
*I've cammed while at work (and materbated after)

 

[Basra]

My confession

*I'm still a virgin, even though everyone I know thinks I'm not.

*I like vodka

*I like both Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie

 

[Guest]

wish i was there to hug you honey... take care my love, of your fragile heart... i know what you scorpio's are like my bi g/f is a scorpio... i'm a virgo... ha!!! some freeking joke but we're a bit more laid back about things in general i think... hubby's a capricorn, ram by name and ram by nature

Thanks Lorri

My fragile heart is much better now. We talked for hours last night and it was good. I was given all the details cos I asked for them and it was definately much more of a learning experience about him than a hurtful experience for me. In fact, the only point at which I nearly cried was when I was telling him how he is the most gorgeous man in the world!!!!

I just wich he was a capricorn not a taurus!!!

 

[InLust]

Show up naked

I'm a vegan

I don't watch TV

Naked, check.......

Vegan? As in no burgers or steaks?????? Houston, we have a problem

Me neither

 

[InLust]

"To impress a man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings and beer.
Don't block the TV."

Lingere will suffice.
I'd prefer a pizza.
Three shouldn't need to be told to anyone.

Making note.....SSG, red nighty, pizza (anchovies?), no visits during hockey season

 

[happyparadox]

Naked, check.......

Vegan? As in no burgers or steaks?????? Houston, we have a problem

Me neither

There will be plenty to snack on.

 

[happyparadox]

At least for me.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

i had crazy wild monkey weasel sex all week with my gf from australia.

 

[omahaman2]

A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does NOT want to be there. "Sit, Fluffy," she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him. "I said SIT, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and pees. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Fluffy, will you be good?" Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says: "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!"

 

[InLust]

*rant warning*

I thought I was finished with anal retentive profs when I finished up last art class last term.....but noooooooooo, they hired a new guy to drive me crazy. This guy teaches web design and he is in love with with own freaking voice AND he is a control freak.......neither I have much patience for. Last week he spent an hour explaining the difference between relative links and absolute links in so far as web design is concerned. The whole explanation shouldn't have taken more than 5 minutes tops......relative inside your website, absolute outside your website.....and then I'll be damn if he didn't feel the need to spend another 30 minutes on the same crap tonight. After he got tired of listening to himself, he gave us the remaining time to work on a project that is due Thursday......of course he had to spend 45 minutes with a new student(blond hair, blue eyes, good size boobs) while 6 other students waited to ask a question relating to the assignment. I have my project completed and after counting ceiling tiles waiting for Gabby to take a breath, asked if I could leave.....a number of students had already left...."disappeared" during break. I chose to be respectful and got a dressing down for it....in front of the remaining class! This isn't the first time he has been disrepectful. We seemed to have this mutual dislike for each other.

Of course this all came after I had spent the afternoon in my first designer pissing contest........the only talent that asshole has is his ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch......Having spent the last 2 weeks wading through the crap he called code, I can't see how he could charge for that mess. I don't mind him slamming my work, given I took the client away from him.....I don't mind having to sit in a meeting tomorrow with the dreb while he says why he thinks he could do better, what pisses me off is that my boss already fired the guy, has seen and been told about the changes I made to the site......they all like the way it's coming along......and are excited about the rewrite I want to do - the idot used frames and no one can figure out why the search engines don't have us listed higher This whole thing is a total waste of my time. I promised 3 different design layouts ASAP and I haven't the time to play games.

Ok, I'll go take some PMS pills now.


*rant off*

 

[happyparadox]

Softly stroking your hair. Just put your head here in my lap. Let me fix you some chamomile.

 

[omahaman2]

Blurt

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JEWELZ IS BACK!!!

 

[InLust]

Softly stroking your hair. Just put your head here in my lap. Let me fix you some chamomile.

Ah Happy........you know just what to do