*True Confessions*

[TNRkitect2b]

Confessions:

I have 3 holes in my jaw from having 3 teeth extracted this morning.

I am in no pain. (good happy drugs)

I am excused from my classes until monday, (and not fallign behind in studio thanks to there being a schoolwide charette this week and weekend, which I am also excused from)

I am only online right now because a good friend was willing to play taxi, as the happy drugs DEFINITELY count as under the influence.

that is all.... (weaves back into lurk status)

 

[happyparadox]

Oooh... I want to help!

I'm quite sure all would welcome such a lovely & stimulating helper.

 

[InLust]

TWELVE TOP THOUGHTS FOR 2004-5

12. Life is sexually transmitted.


11. Being healthy is merely the slowest possible way for someone to die.


10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him as the latter, make him a sandwich!


9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


8. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying there in hospitals dying of nothing.


6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you hundreds of dollars while a substantial tax cut saves you a few cents?


3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now that the world really is weird, people take Prozac to make it seem normal.



2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. Have you ever noticed that it bears a very close resemblance to the first?


AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2004:

1. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years) and the government can't seem to catch them. However, consider Blockbuster, for example... If you're just two days late with a video rental, those people are all over you. Maybe we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

It got quiet in here. Where did everybody go? I guess you must have all found that room with a big soft floor!

 

[happyparadox]

Well, that's where I am. Nobody else has shown up yet. I've arranged a place of honor in the middle for Curious Fem.

 

[SecretScribe]

very, very quiet around here lately ...

 

[naughtygirl]

very, very quiet around here lately ...

I was just about to say that.

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

 

[GrnEyesKil]

I've been having an affair with my half 4th cousin for almost a year now---- lord is that cliche about the south or what?

I love peach oatmeal on cold winter mornings and only ice water on summer ones.

I have secretly wished that my husband would find someone else so that I can leave without feeling guilty.

I think most people's children suck, but mine are delightful as hell.

I like dancing naked under the moon like a whirling dervish

 

[InLust]

From the Manila Times.....

LONDON: The concept of lovesickness might be more than just a flighty poetic notion, as it can burden the afflicted with genuine mental trauma, a British psychological study warned on Sunday.

In the most serious cases the “disease” can prove fatal, the researchers said, calling for lovesickness to be taken more seriously by the medical profession.

For many centuries, the manias, depressions and obsessions associated with romantic love were a genuine state of mind rather than an affectation, clinical psychologist and author Dr. Frank Tallis said.

However, in the past two centuries lovesickness had fallen out of favor as a proper diagnosis, Tallis said in a report for The Psychologist magazine, the official publication of the British Psychological Society.

In the modern era, although love was still associated with madness, this was only likely to be in the lyrics of a pop song, Tallis noted.

“The average clinical psychologist will not receive referral letters from GPs [general practitioners] and psychiatrists mentioning lovesickness,” Tallis said.

“However, careful examination of the sanitized language will reveal that lovesickness may well be the underlying problem.”

“Many people are referred for help who cannot cope with the intensity of love, have been destabilized by falling in love, or who suffer on account of their love being unrequited.”

Symptoms can include mania, such as elevated moods and inflated self-esteem, depression, or obsessive-compulsive disorder, such as repeatedly checking for e-mails.

The most serious cases could lead to suicide, the article said.

“Although there is much modern research into the treatment of relationship and psychosexual problems, there is little dealing with the specific problem of lovesickness,” Tallis said.

“Perhaps now is the time for us to take it more seriously and take a lead from those ancient clinicians who diagnosed and treated it like any other complaint,” he said.
--AFP

 

[naughtygirl]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html

A little afternoon fun....

 

[InLust]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html

A little afternoon fun....

Very Cute!

 

[SecretScribe]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/rake_bush4.html

A little afternoon fun....

ok ... that was pretty good ...

 

[happyparadox]

Good Morning! Where are all the wonderful people?


I got up early today with reluctance but I must realign my day. Early to bed, early to rise, yada, yada. I've been staying up late and sleeping late. Doesn't work for me in the productivity dynamic. Gotta get up early and have a "work day". Just an old farm boy I guess.

Hope everyone has a good day.

 

[omahaman2]

Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

 

[ride_the_horsey]

Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

I hope everything will be ok with Jenny.

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

Certainly all my best thougts will go out to her Oman.

 

[kikmosa]

Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

Sent out e-mails and got her added to several prayer lists. Tht should be severl hundred people praying for her by morning. My prayers are added of course. God watch over you both.

 

[Guest]

My partner of 10 years and I have been discussing/planning to make our relationship more "open". I have been holding off (just) as he was less sure than I but it seems that tonight he is going to fuck someone else. I have told him to do what feels right but my confession is

FUCK IT HURTS LIKE HELL

Don't know if it is the done thing to quote yourself but I thought I would save people reading back several pages!!

It has been a long 10 days but overall a very good 10 days. We are talking more than we have done for ages, have had a little fun one morning (first time in months) and I have met the "fuck buddy" and really like her and we are becoming friends too. Yes there have been a few tears but also acceptance that it is not necessarily wrong to want to find something extra in a physical sense outside of a loving relationship.

I suppose now my confession is that I have become comfortable with the situation very quickly, perhaps that is one of the benefits of getting older that you see things differently. I know he loves me, he knows I love him and neither of us have any thoughts of giving that up.


Thanks to happyparadox, funinacowboyhat, curiousfem, beth, lorri and my darling Bob for their love and support.

 

[Jewelz]

Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

Please know that she is in my thoughts and prayers, as well as you. If I can do anything, Im here for you both. Love you dearly!

 

[naughtygirl]

Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

My thoughts are with you both that everything will be ok....

 

[InLust]

Weighing in with my 2 cents.......

Jenny has been added to Christian prayer lists here in Florida.....and to my Buddhist meditation. I'll be doing a special "Metta's chant" for her in the morning.

And keep in mind that in this day of malpractice suits skyrocketing, doctors order 3-4 times the tests that they used to. And everytime another one comes back negative, at least you know what isn't wrong.

 

[InLust]

Good Morning! Where are all the wonderful people?


I got up early today with reluctance but I must realign my day. Early to bed, early to rise, yada, yada. I've been staying up late and sleeping late. Doesn't work for me in the productivity dynamic. Gotta get up early and have a "work day". Just an old farm boy I guess.

Hope everyone has a good day.

Nuttin wrong with farm boys......some of my fondest memories

 

[InLust]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.