*True Confessions*

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My voice joins the many for Jenny's well being. Have faith in the goodness that is Jenny and will be returned.
 
Re: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

InLust said:
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.




*L* now that's some funny "shit"


InLust.. I'm sure your ass looks wonderful....

and as far as your boobs.. well let me see what they look like so you can have an objective opinion.. *L*

actually I have a motto about breast size....

The small ones taste just as good as the big ones..

;^)
 
Thank you all my dear dear friends. I dont know what to say
to all of you to let you know what i think of you,your friendship and all your thoughts and prayers for jenny. I want to convey how much it means to me but I am at lost for words. I am
hoping that somehow you can realize what you all and everything you do for me means to me. I'm at a total lost for words. Tomorrow morning, we go for some more tests.
I dont think Im going to be sleeping much tonight.
 
omahaman2 said:
Confession

I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

Hang in there. You are both in my thoughts.

:rose:
 
omahaman
~leaves lots of hugs...and prayers for you and yours, i hope all comes out ok with the tests hon~
 
Morning all......a post and run this morning; I have an early morning appointment to have my resume redone. Got enough class time in to be able to start working as an assistant, $$$ ain't as good as engineering, but gotta start somewhere :D

Yesterday one of those things happened that made me see that all this hard work may pay off.....received an invite to join the Honours Society:D I get a "key", gold scarf and tassel to wear at grad ceramonies...and best of all, access to a ton of scholarships! :nana:
 
InLust said:
Morning all......a post and run this morning; I have an early morning appointment to have my resume redone. Got enough class time in to be able to start working as an assistant, $$$ ain't as good as engineering, but gotta start somewhere :D

Yesterday one of those things happened that made me see that all this hard work may pay off.....received an invite to join the Honours Society:D I get a "key", gold scarf and tassel to wear at grad ceramonies...and best of all, access to a ton of scholarships! :nana:

wooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooo:D

Well done InLust :D :D :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
 
Spellcaster73au said:
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
oh wow....I haven't seen you in ages...how are you Henry?
 
Spellcaster73au said:
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them

Just dropping in to have some of that fresh coffee, txs.
B
 
omahaman2 said:
Thank you all my dear dear friends. I dont know what to say
to all of you to let you know what i think of you,your friendship and all your thoughts and prayers for jenny. I want to convey how much it means to me but I am at lost for words. I am
hoping that somehow you can realize what you all and everything you do for me means to me. I'm at a total lost for words. Tomorrow morning, we go for some more tests.
I dont think Im going to be sleeping much tonight.

Add me to that list of those praying for you both... I hope the tests went well today.

:rose: for Jenny.
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
 
New to MB.. Long time reader/listener


*I too masterbate way to much*
*I'm married (to a woman I love) but often have bi-curisou fansties*

*I love my wife but secretly want more a more exotic sexlife*

*I once got caught having sex in car...by a policeman*
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
 
Good morning all.

Thinking of positive thoughts for Jenny this morning. :rose:


My troubles are mundane but addressing them one at a time. Got the old truck all fixed up with some new parts yesterday and it's just spinning like a top now.

My mom is going into a geriatric psychology hospital today. She's 86 with a history in her family of severe dementia. She has been hallucinating badly. I fear she won't have the ability to live in her own assisted living apartment anymore.

Haven't gotten any consistent work done since Christmas but the tide is rising.

I must confess I still have impure thoughts about my married neighbor across the street when she does her yard-work. However, I can assure you they will remain thoughts only.
 
Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
 
Thank you all for your concern and prayers for jenny.Sorry I havent been on lately to let you know how she is, Ive been
spending time getting to know the medical services of the area!
Great news we got today is they dont think she has cancer,
thank God. However, we got to continue going back for check
ups to make sure! I dont know what I would do if something happened to her,I think I would cease to exist necause I
feel like we are one. Once again,thank you for your prayers
and your concern!I cant find the right words how grateful I
am for them!
 
Sending lots of love and hugs to Jenny, and to you Oman :rose: :kiss: :rose: I know how you are feeling, with all Gil's problems there are times he worries me too, but we have weathered the bad times together and the good ones far outweigh them! :)
 
omahaman2 said:
Thank you all for your concern and prayers for jenny.Sorry I havent been on lately to let you know how she is, Ive been
spending time getting to know the medical services of the area!
Great news we got today is they dont think she has cancer,
thank God. However, we got to continue going back for check
ups to make sure! I dont know what I would do if something happened to her,I think I would cease to exist necause I
feel like we are one. Once again,thank you for your prayers
and your concern!I cant find the right words how grateful I
am for them!

Much love and prayers for you both, dear Oman. :rose:
 
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