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InLust said:Nuttin wrong with farm boys......some of my fondest memories![]()
Looking for a roll in the hay

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InLust said:Nuttin wrong with farm boys......some of my fondest memories![]()

InLust said:Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.
omahaman2 said:Confession
I'm worried about jenny and the tests the doctors have been doing. Please pray for her,friends.

I get a "key", gold scarf and tassel to wear at grad ceramonies...and best of all, access to a ton of scholarships! 
InLust said:Morning all......a post and run this morning; I have an early morning appointment to have my resume redone. Got enough class time in to be able to start working as an assistant, $$$ ain't as good as engineering, but gotta start somewhere![]()
Yesterday one of those things happened that made me see that all this hard work may pay off.....received an invite to join the Honours SocietyI get a "key", gold scarf and tassel to wear at grad ceramonies...and best of all, access to a ton of scholarships!
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oh wow....I haven't seen you in ages...how are you Henry?Spellcaster73au said:Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....
Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
Spellcaster73au said:Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....
Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them
omahaman2 said:Thank you all my dear dear friends. I dont know what to say
to all of you to let you know what i think of you,your friendship and all your thoughts and prayers for jenny. I want to convey how much it means to me but I am at lost for words. I am
hoping that somehow you can realize what you all and everything you do for me means to me. I'm at a total lost for words. Tomorrow morning, we go for some more tests.
I dont think Im going to be sleeping much tonight.
for Jenny.yes said:oh wow....I haven't seen you in ages...how are you Henry?
omahaman2 said:Thank you all for your concern and prayers for jenny.Sorry I havent been on lately to let you know how she is, Ive been
spending time getting to know the medical services of the area!
Great news we got today is they dont think she has cancer,
thank God. However, we got to continue going back for check
ups to make sure! I dont know what I would do if something happened to her,I think I would cease to exist necause I
feel like we are one. Once again,thank you for your prayers
and your concern!I cant find the right words how grateful I
am for them!

My prayers as well, Oman.Jewelz said:Much love and prayers for you both, dear Oman.![]()