*True Confessions*

[ride_the_horsey]

Very Long Time No Post

I started my new job 4 weeks ago and can sympathise with SS

I do Midnight - 8.30am (*crying*)

Hello almost neighbour Henry

Im almost used to the strange sleep pattern now so hope to be around alot more

See ya all soon

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to all

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them.

 

[Henry]

Very Long Time No Post

I started my new job 4 weeks ago and can sympathise with SS

I do Midnight - 8.30am (*crying*)

Hello almost neighbour Henry

Im almost used to the strange sleep pattern now so hope to be around alot more

See ya all soon

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to all

Great to hear on the new job

Hello Ride the horsey and hope you can post here a little more frequently too.

Have a Merry Christmas

 

[nrcma98]

Re: Fun Quiz

Fun Quiz

57% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.

Now returning to your regularly scheduled lurk mode.

 

[SecretScribe]

Re: Re: Fun Quiz

57% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.

Now returning to your regularly scheduled lurk mode.

Hmmm ... has anyone not been Dixie? I'm beginning to think that even a Maine lobsterman might be "52% Dixie" ...

 

[naughtygirl]

58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category. But come on, 58%?!


Thank God Texas did not rub off on me too much.

 

[DreamOfSun]

76% Dixie

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Some of us are 85% Dixie. (Those years in California and Kansas hurt a bit, but not much )

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them.

 

[SecretScribe]

Good evening Henry! (or is it still afternoon) ... must be just on the edge I would guess. Hope all is well with you!

 

[Henry]

Almost evening for me SS..alls well here thanks...Hope all is well for you?

 

[SecretScribe]

Had a miserable migraine earlier today but it finally sucumbed to medication. Otherwise well, thanks

 

[Henry]

Sorry to hear about the migraine but glad its gone....

 

[nrcma98]

76% Dixie

That can't be it.

Rural -- upbringing....That accent? The war of Northern Aggression???

I'm surprised there isn't a Dixie flag tattooo on you somewhere!

 

[DreamOfSun]

That can't be it.

Rural -- upbringing....That accent? The war of Northern Aggression???

I'm surprised there isn't a Dixie flag tattooo on you somewhere!

Eight years in Florida has ruined me... *sob* I should have gotten a higher number.

 

[babydoll2u]

naw now... I'm florida born and raised (rural northwest fla tho), and my score is:

79% (Dixie)

 

[DreamOfSun]

naw now... I'm florida born and raised (rural northwest fla tho), and my score is:

79% (Dixie)

Tampa area here. I think that says it all.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Tampa area here. I think that says it all.

Know what it says to me? That you're one hot mama.


Howdy everyone! I'm buried in snow, I need someone to come and keep my warm.

 

[Henry]

Leaves fresh coffee, orange juice, tea, scones, muffins , bagels and fruit for all to enjoy....


Sending out good thoughts and prayers to any or all who may need them.

 

[InLust]

Morning to the lurkers, evening to Henry......sure is quite in here.

 

[omahaman2]

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[Henry]

Hi IL ...wish you an awesome day...if we dont speadk beforehand which most likely will happen - Have a fantastic Christmas and New Year too..

 

[omahaman2]

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[omahaman2]

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[DreamOfSun]

Since you mentioned it...

To: All Concerned

From: Santa Claus


I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.

However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus.

His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as:


1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus.

He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now over looks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other. And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.


Sincerely Yours,

Santa Claus