*True Confessions*

[InLust]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yahoooooo!

I like giving too.

Have to take your word on that one

 

[SecretScribe]

Have to take your word on that one

You could always ask him to prove it ...

 

[nrcma98]

More in-inflight announcements as reported by passengers and airline crew members.



1."In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."



2. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."



3. A plane was taking off from Kennedy International Airport in New York. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain announced over the intercom,"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"


Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"


A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Citibank Customer Service ...

Date: Wed, 28 Jul 2004 17:30:07 -0400

CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE DYING

Motto: Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.........

This is just so priceless....and so easy to see happening, customer
service being what it is....

My Aunt died this past January. Citi Bank billed her for February and
March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then
added late fees and interest on the monthly charge...the balance had
been $0.00... now was somewhere around $60.00

I placed the following phone call to CitiBank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply."

Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections..."

CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."

Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

CitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report
her to the credit bureau...maybe both!"

Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

CitiBank: "excuse me?"

Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you.... the part about her
being dead?"

CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"

(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: ''I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."

CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply."

Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

CitiBank: "... (stammer)" .... "Are you her lawyer?"

Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )

CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Me: "Sure." ( Fax number is given ) (After they get the fax)

CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death..."

Me: "Oh..."

CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help..."

Me: "Well... if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep
billing her...I suppose...don't really think she will care...."

CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."

Me: "'Would you like her new billing address?"

CitiBank: "That might help."

Me: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery (address and plot number given. )

CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Me: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?!"

Name and address removed from original email - it was someone at Louisiana State University ...

now time to go catch up on posts ...

OMG .what total idiots!

the insurance my gram had put my mom thru a similar thing last October when my Gram died

Stupid ass ppl!! I am sorry you had to go thru that But I commend the way you handled it hun

 

[DreamOfSun]

- bump -

 

[tonitits]

Hope all the TCers are having a great Sunday!

 

[naughtygirl]

Good morning TCers! As of this moment, I have been smoke free for Six days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds. 191 cigarettes not smoked, saving $28.73. Life saved: 15 hours, 55 minutes.
ok, its been a bitch at moments. I have been a bitch a moments....so irritable!!! But everyday its a little easier. I am extremely proud of Nigel and I.

Lusty, congrats on being a Foundation scholar!!! Thats awesome!

Winzy, Im glad to hear that they caught the guy. Sounds like jail is the best place!

Fiesty...thanks! Date, huh? Im interested in the details? Whats going on? Have you been on another date???

Hi Toni! Its been nice seeing you contribute to TC! Welcome! (I feel like I never officially welcomed you....)

Hellos to the rest of the gang....I hope you all are having a wonderful weekend...

 

[kikmosa]

Good morning TCers! As of this moment, I have been smoke free for Six days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds. 191 cigarettes not smoked, saving $28.73. Life saved: 15 hours, 55 minutes.
ok, its been a bitch at moments. I have been a bitch a moments....so irritable!!! But everyday its a little easier. I am extremely proud of Nigel and I.

Lusty, congrats on being a Foundation scholar!!! Thats awesome!

Winzy, Im glad to hear that they caught the guy. Sounds like jail is the best place!

Fiesty...thanks! Date, huh? Im interested in the details? Whats going on? Have you been on another date???

Hi Toni! Its been nice seeing you contribute to TC! Welcome! (I feel like I never officially welcomed you....)

Hellos to the rest of the gang....I hope you all are having a wonderful weekend...

Congratulations NG. Way to go. I'm very proud of you. ((((Hugs))))

 

[~Dream~]

thats's Totally Awesome NG!! way to go Girl!


Your Body will thank -you and I bet you are starting to breathe better and taste real Foods again ....Keep up the Good work

For Kiki From Dracoa and I

 

[tonitits]

Good morning TCers! As of this moment, I have been smoke free for Six days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds. 191 cigarettes not smoked, saving $28.73. Life saved: 15 hours, 55 minutes.
ok, its been a bitch at moments. I have been a bitch a moments....so irritable!!! But everyday its a little easier. I am extremely proud of Nigel and I.

Lusty, congrats on being a Foundation scholar!!! Thats awesome!

Winzy, Im glad to hear that they caught the guy. Sounds like jail is the best place!

Fiesty...thanks! Date, huh? Im interested in the details? Whats going on? Have you been on another date???

Hi Toni! Its been nice seeing you contribute to TC! Welcome! (I feel like I never officially welcomed you....)

Hellos to the rest of the gang....I hope you all are having a wonderful weekend...

no problem NG, congratulations. Keep up the good work. We are here to help you out!

 

[naughtygirl]

Kiki, Dream, and Toni -- thank you so much for the words of encouragement! I appreciate them.

 

[DreamOfSun]

Good morning TCers! As of this moment, I have been smoke free for Six days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds. 191 cigarettes not smoked, saving $28.73. Life saved: 15 hours, 55 minutes.
ok, its been a bitch at moments. I have been a bitch a moments....so irritable!!! But everyday its a little easier. I am extremely proud of Nigel and I.

NG and Nigel - You both are doing great!!! I am proud of you.

 

[TSNick]

Ok,i'm a bit scared but here goes..

*I had sex with my friend's mum when I was 15

*I was molested by a female friend when I was 14

*I masturbated in my friend's mum's bed

*i shave my pubic area and keep it well hideen

*i gave my ex girlfriend oral in a public toilet

*i fingered my ex in a cafe

*i've came in my own mouth

 

[kikmosa]

thats's Totally Awesome NG!! way to go Girl!


Your Body will thank -you and I bet you are starting to breathe better and taste real Foods again ....Keep up the Good work

For Kiki From Dracoa and I

Hi Dream. Give Dracoa a hug from me. And one for you too. ((((Dream))))

 

[kikmosa]

Ok,i'm a bit scared but here goes..

*I had sex with my friend's mum when I was 15

*I was molested by a female friend when I was 14

*I masturbated in my friend's mum's bed

*i shave my pubic area and keep it well hideen

*i gave my ex girlfriend oral in a public toilet

*i fingered my ex in a cafe

*i've came in my own mouth

Welcome to TC. Hope to see many more confessions from you in the future.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Welcome to TC TSNick.

 

[nrcma98]

Ok,i'm a bit scared but here goes..

*I had sex with my friend's mum when I was 15

*I was molested by a female friend when I was 14

*I masturbated in my friend's mum's bed

*i shave my pubic area and keep it well hideen

*i gave my ex girlfriend oral in a public toilet

*i fingered my ex in a cafe

*i've came in my own mouth

Relax.....no one here bites except DreamOfSun and Curious_Fem.

We'll protect you.

Welcome

 

[nrcma98]

Happy 3x nd/rd/st/th BDY, DoS



Thank you.

I won't forget about your spankings either

 

[Curious_Fem]

Relax.....no one here bites except DreamOfSun and Curious_Fem.

We'll protect you.

Welcome

Only if you're lucky.

Yes, welcome TSNick. Don't listen to this guy, he'll get you in trouble.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Jewelz - Hang in there, beautiful. As you know, I've battled with the weight demon as well, so I know exactly what you're going through. It is hands down the hardest thing to deal with, in my opinion of course. Hopefully when hubby got home this weekend you got all the love and support you needed and you're feeling much better this week.

NG and Nigel - way to go! Awesome.

Lusty - Congrats to you too!

It's good to see kiki hanging around these parts again.

Toni - You are a wonderful addition to this thread.


It's early, and it's Monday so forgive me for not naming everyone. Or spank me. Take your pick.

 

[~Dream~]

Good Morning Curious

 

[Curious_Fem]

Good Morning Curious

Good morning to you Dream

 

[~Dream~]

How ya been Curious??

I just woke up myself after quite a long night...trying not to be so jealous when lil twits online try talking all sweet to my man ...however thats 1 of my faults is I am quite possessive...

 

[tonitits]

Jewelz - Hang in there, beautiful. As you know, I've battled with the weight demon as well, so I know exactly what you're going through. It is hands down the hardest thing to deal with, in my opinion of course. Hopefully when hubby got home this weekend you got all the love and support you needed and you're feeling much better this week.

NG and Nigel - way to go! Awesome.

Lusty - Congrats to you too!

It's good to see kiki hanging around these parts again.

Toni - You are a wonderful addition to this thread.


It's early, and it's Monday so forgive me for not naming everyone. Or spank me. Take your pick.

Thank you very much. Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend and today is good for you also. I just got home from work a little bit ago and turning in but wanted to stop by to say hi and see how everyone is!

 

[rimmy]

Good morning TCers! As of this moment, I have been smoke free for Six days, 9 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds. 191 cigarettes not smoked, saving $28.73. Life saved: 15 hours, 55 minutes.
ok, its been a bitch at moments. I have been a bitch a moments....so irritable!!! But everyday its a little easier. I am extremely proud of Nigel and I.

Way to go. I want to kick the habit but its tougher every day. Any helpful hints wuold be great