*True Confessions*
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omahaman2
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naughtygirl
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Good night TC gang...just wanted to pop in and wish you all a joyous holiday weekend. Nigel and I traveled north to visit his family for the weekend and we had a very busy but good time. Everytime we visit I feel closer to his family and I adore them...Here's hoping that you were all surrounded by your loved ones.
Have a good week, my dear friends.
Have a good week, my dear friends.
DreamOfSun
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SuperShyGuy
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Good morning all.
InLust
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Bumpty bump.....
A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane.
The stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk.
Flights always go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
and said to the stranger,
"What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.
"How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Tommy.
"That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces
clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane.
The stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk.
Flights always go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger."
Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,
and said to the stranger,
"What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.
"How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Tommy.
"That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces
clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
English Lady
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Morning TC!
I am a little less than my normal self this morning. Someone or someones last night,well in fact around 3 in the morning set fire to a pile of newspapers in a plastic bag on my doorstep.
My hubby was still up and he noticed the smoke and then looked outside and saw the fire. I had to call out the firebrigade and the police *sigh*
No idea who did it BUT I did complain about noise coming from my neighbours the night before last.
We have had no trouble at all before and we've lived in this area for 4 years now.
My house stinks of smoke and i am fed up. I am actively looking into moving back closer to my parents.
I am a little less than my normal self this morning. Someone or someones last night,well in fact around 3 in the morning set fire to a pile of newspapers in a plastic bag on my doorstep.
My hubby was still up and he noticed the smoke and then looked outside and saw the fire. I had to call out the firebrigade and the police *sigh*
No idea who did it BUT I did complain about noise coming from my neighbours the night before last.
We have had no trouble at all before and we've lived in this area for 4 years now.
My house stinks of smoke and i am fed up. I am actively looking into moving back closer to my parents.
JennyOmanHill
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English Lady said:
Sorry to hear that, EL
That's very upsetting and unsettling!It only takes one idiot to make things so uncomfortable. It reminds me how we felt when someone threw crap on our car in our parking lot!
Hope your day begins to feel better for you.
DreamOfSun
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((( EL )))
That is just horrible!!!
That is just horrible!!!
naughtygirl
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Good morning gang...just poppin' in real quick before I get on the road for work...
EL...what a horrible thing to happen! I imagine I would be quite disturbed by the incident! I hope the police can take steps to arrest the people who did it. I hope your day is better.
Hellos to the rest of the gang...Have a great day!
EL...what a horrible thing to happen! I imagine I would be quite disturbed by the incident! I hope the police can take steps to arrest the people who did it. I hope your day is better.
Hellos to the rest of the gang...Have a great day!
English Lady
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thanks DoS ,Jenny and NG
I am feeling a little better now but my house still smells smokey which is damned annoying especially as i already have a cough*L*
thanks for all the good thoughts
I am feeling a little better now but my house still smells smokey which is damned annoying especially as i already have a cough*L*
thanks for all the good thoughts
Curious_Fem
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Hi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Ok, I'm just a little excited about having a day all to myself tomorrow. Pay me no attention.
Ok, I'm just a little excited about having a day all to myself tomorrow. Pay me no attention.
fresh_air_2000
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Curious_Fem said:Hi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm just a little excited about having a day all to myself tomorrow. Pay me no attention.
No one could ignore you!
A whole day, wow, what will you do with it?
SuperShyGuy
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((((EL)))) Some goobers just fail the test known as life, mindless savages. Good thoughts sent your way.
Curious_Fem
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fresh_air_2000 said:
Now that's the reply I was really looking for.
Well I had several things planned until my phone just rang. Apparently I won't be home alone after all. I may as well come to work instead of staying home.
fleetaft
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hello
Hello ppl's
i am still amoung the living and am back from another stay in the chemo ward of my local hospital after a three day stay. today I looked into massage therapy and starting back into yoga classes.I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. so how is the rest of the world?I am going to have a bone scan tomorrow to see how the cancer is besides my lungs and chest looking so much better. Lets home all bone is on the way too.I am feeling much better these days and I am able to go for long, I mean long waljks outside and my weight is coming back too.Looking forward to looking forward and hope to touch base again soon.
Peace
Michael
ps
new day now , bone scan was a breeze and am home now.
peace and love to all my friends
michael
Hello ppl's
i am still amoung the living and am back from another stay in the chemo ward of my local hospital after a three day stay. today I looked into massage therapy and starting back into yoga classes.I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. so how is the rest of the world?I am going to have a bone scan tomorrow to see how the cancer is besides my lungs and chest looking so much better. Lets home all bone is on the way too.I am feeling much better these days and I am able to go for long, I mean long waljks outside and my weight is coming back too.Looking forward to looking forward and hope to touch base again soon.
Peace
Michael
ps
new day now , bone scan was a breeze and am home now.
peace and love to all my friends
michael
English Lady
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*hugs* for you SSG...all the good thoughts are very much appreiciated thank you
Fleetaft...it is good to hear your good news...*S* I hope your future is full of even more good news!!!!
Fleetaft...it is good to hear your good news...*S* I hope your future is full of even more good news!!!!
omahaman2
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just stopping in to say
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Hey TC'ers!! Hope all are doin well and enjoyin life to it's fullest!!!
EL... sorry to hear of your troubles!! I'm sure you'll find someplace more suitable for you and your family!!!
CF... sorry about your botched plans!!
NG... sounds like you and Nigel get more solid by the day!!
Oman... you always have just the right post for us!!
Lusty.. I'm sorry the IRS is gettin in your basket!!! Good luck, hun!
Dreamy... Hope things are improving for you, sweetie!!
Red... keepin you in my thoughts, too!! It won't be long til she's here!!!
SS.... hope you found your creamy center!!
Hugs and 's to anyone that wants them!!
EL... sorry to hear of your troubles!! I'm sure you'll find someplace more suitable for you and your family!!!
CF... sorry about your botched plans!!
NG... sounds like you and Nigel get more solid by the day!!
Oman... you always have just the right post for us!!
Lusty.. I'm sorry the IRS is gettin in your basket!!! Good luck, hun!
Dreamy... Hope things are improving for you, sweetie!!
Red... keepin you in my thoughts, too!! It won't be long til she's here!!!
SS.... hope you found your creamy center!!
Hugs and
's to anyone that wants them!!omahaman2 said:
Thanks, Oman!! I don't take what certain people say to heart... sometimes I do have to comment tho!!
Won't have the results back for a few days or so... not expecting anything wrong but still have fingers crossed!!
Hugs to you and Jenny!!!
redelicious
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Hi everyone.
(((EL)))
Hang in there fleet. Somehow saying that seems woefully inadequate, but it's meant.
Hey there Liza. Yep, just a few more weeks to go!
So this was in hubby's box today. Figured someone here would think it was funny:
NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1960!
Symptoms of the Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7 If all is not lost, where is it?
8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
15 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...
(((EL)))
Hang in there fleet. Somehow saying that seems woefully inadequate, but it's meant.
Hey there Liza.
Yep, just a few more weeks to go!So this was in hubby's box today. Figured someone here would think it was funny:
NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1960!
Symptoms of the Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7 If all is not lost, where is it?
8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
15 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...
redelicious said:Hi everyone.
(((EL)))
Hang in there fleet. Somehow saying that seems woefully inadequate, but it's meant.
Hey there Liza.
So this was in hubby's box today. Figured someone here would think it was funny:
NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it . so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1960!
OMG... it's catchin!!! I got it too and I was born in '66!!!!
ROFLMAO
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